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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable



Facebook Aunt posted:

Bidet, I think.

That makes the carpeted floor even worse!

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


I still don't get the concept of an non-integrated bidet, are you just supposed to waddle over while still a mess?

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004




Waddle over white carpet no less.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

MESS WITH THE OWL GET DISEMBOWEL





Especially past that sink.

That doesn't look quite right for a stand-alone bidet, I think it's a sink for bathing your pets.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening


Facebook Aunt posted:

Bidet, I think.

Love to crab walk across white carpet to use the bidet after a dump.

edit: beaten several times

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 11, 2012

This particularly rapid unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.





Elviscat posted:

Especially past that sink.

That doesn't look quite right for a stand-alone bidet, I think it's a sink for bathing your pets.
If you have that house, you don't keep pets. One shed hair and the entire vibe if off.

In any case, having the sprayer just loose in the bowl instead of being retractable or at least having a hook above it is sloppy.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007




It could be an ostomate sink (it's not an ostomate sink)

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


one of the other bathrooms inside THX-42069 appears to have literally a prison toilet

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



I forget, was it this thread or another that had the scavenger hunt crazy house with the baptizing pool? Because someone did something amazing.

https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=BGMifUnvLxQ&mls=1

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002


I've posted this before but it's still funny.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless


No, I didn't lose the tape measure. I know exactly where it is.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



Bad Munki posted:

I forget, was it this thread or another that had the scavenger hunt crazy house with the baptizing pool? Because someone did something amazing.

https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=BGMifUnvLxQ&mls=1



It was pretty much in every thread for a week.

Also that link is directly from the real estate listing, thatís the whole reason it went viral. The agents mapped the house.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!


Bad Munki posted:

I forget, was it this thread or another that had the scavenger hunt crazy house with the baptizing pool? Because someone did something amazing.

https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=BGMifUnvLxQ&mls=1



This is gonna make a sweet dungeon map for my D&D games

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



FCKGW posted:

It was pretty much in every thread for a week.

Also that link is directly from the real estate listing, thatís the whole reason it went viral. The agents mapped the house.

Thatís weird, when I was looking at it, there definitely wasnít a 3D model, I was sure. Well, if itís old news, so be it, carry on. vv

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




PurpleXVI posted:

This is gonna make a sweet dungeon map for my D&D games

How didn't I think about this 20 years ago?! All dungeons are basically a hoarder's manor, with a bit more wildlife.
And if you want traps, read up about the collyer brothers.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010


PurpleXVI posted:

This is gonna make a sweet dungeon map for my D&D games

The party must collect the three artifacts, then enter the chamber. The three artifacts are... they were just over... they're around here somewhere ... they're somewhere safe... I have a system.

Don't touch anything else. They're still good crafting components.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005


Strontium posted:

Dark Side of the Horse




From the BSS Newspaper Comics thread.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




HelleSpud posted:

The party must collect the three artifacts, then enter the chamber. The three artifacts are... they were just over... they're around here somewhere ... they're somewhere safe... I have a system.

Don't touch anything else. They're still good crafting components.

Better idea: randomly generate equipment and loot per Sq. meter along with % of trap or just plain trashheap collapse and let the players come up with a detailed reclamation plan while you sit back, enjoy a frozen margarita and silently feel smug that you didn't bother planning an adventure for todays session.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010


By popular demand posted:

Better idea: randomly generate equipment and loot per Sq. meter along with % of trap or just plain trashheap collapse and let the players come up with a detailed reclamation plan while you sit back, enjoy a frozen margarita and silently feel smug that you didn't bother planning an adventure for todays session.

Nah. The Wizard's keys artifacts were matted in his beard the whole time. The real danger was the flat, mummified, displacer beasts and how taking any loot at all immediately led to Indiana Jones style tomb collapse (load bearing wooden chalices).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


Johnny Aztec posted:

From the BSS Newspaper Comics thread.

Today's forecast: light showers

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Today's forecast: light showers

Tunicate
May 15, 2012





HelleSpud posted:

Nah. The Wizard's keys artifacts were matted in his beard the whole time. The real danger was the flat, mummified, displacer beasts and how taking any loot at all immediately led to Indiana Jones style tomb collapse (load bearing wooden chalices).

>get ye flask

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009


Tunicate posted:

>get ye flask

20 years of newspapers fall, everyone dies.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




IIRC that place isn't so much necessarily a hoarder house as it is acting as a warehouse and home for an operation selling stolen/counterfeit/fallen off the back of a truck goods which happens to be really weirdly constructed. IIRC it used to be a church? I imagine the rent was cheap.

That said, there's something new every time you look, like the cabinet in the kitchen that's completely empty except for four kitschy figurines. How much did they arbitrarily move around/clean up/grab and bug out before the photos were taken? Who knows.

flesh dance
May 6, 2009





I was never able to find the dang tub on my own

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




I'm not surprised, it's sealed up among stacks and stacks of random crap. I do have to wonder how often they actually used it, especially since it's just curtained off from another carpeted room of stacked Girls Gone Wild DVDs. There's some bathroom stuff in it, so maybe? It seems like it might be less claustrophobic in person.

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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009


The listing also changed the 3d tour because of those Girls Gone Wild DVDs, which may have made it impossible to get to the baptism hallway.

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