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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:stonk:
I hope the people responsible for the crap ITT don't take the same DIY approach to medical care.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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I dunno, I think that "Buy shotgun and give him lead poisoning " would also be a valid response.

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Jul 17, 2007

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:pedo: You *Heh* wanna come play somg vidia games at my place? I *heh* promise not to lock you in as some sick sort of pet *heh*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Whenever l had a sleepover at a friend's house I'd wake up feeling really nasty, it took us far too long to figure out that it was the old dusty carpet his parents kept.
gently caress that noise, only go for a carpet if you can handle the cleaning, don't make your houseguests feel sick.

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Jul 17, 2007

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That never happened, my family aren't smokers.
It just felt like I developed a bad case of influenza overnight.🤧🤒

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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loving dust mites just hiding in the thick brush like the Viet Cong, waiting for your unsuspecting nasal airways to suck them in.
:zaeed:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Close call there buddy.

are you even supposed to ever use a chainsaw in that high an angle?

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Jul 17, 2007

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kid sinister posted:

Welcome back from your commercial break to "Guess That Country!". Here's our next candidate. Hands on your buzzers...

https://i.imgur.com/BmmDUMk.gifv

HOLY gently caress THAT LUCKY BASTARD

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Youth Decay posted:

Another mobile home remodel gone wrong





Welcome to Gaming Garbage, We are playing another Unity shitshow called Home simulator!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Is it wrong of me to just want to burn the whole thing down?
Just can't handle the level of GRANDMA.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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PurpleXVI posted:

"I became a geologist because I hate all stone and wanted to learn how to best destroy it. Don't talk about that cursed substance near me. Begone!"

I never even thought that all those nice marble statues would come to life and start killing people, but now I know who to call.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Hey Spider-man! wipe your feet outside, do you even know how hard it is to clean up there?!

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Jul 17, 2007

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4 Years in development, 60$ + microtransactions and this is the quality we're getting?!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Saw the Alice Cooper picture, still wasn't prepared for the basement.

Is there like a law that demands every creepy house have a straight up torture basement? for a moment I thought I'm watching some 1960's schlock film.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm the Donnie Darko Devil/Rabbit quietly judging your sins against the mother church.

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Jul 17, 2007

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"Worst BAT Mitzvah I've ever been to. get it? bat."
"The little guy at the top looks sad"
"Yeah he's having some self image issues about the fangs"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Did the electrician play 'pin the tail on the donkey' or something?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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:imunfunny:Yo dawg, I heard that you like roofs!
:pervert:I like roofies.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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GreenNight posted:



I'd be trying to piss from the top of the stairs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2OmmcsAZnw

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Kinda disappointing thing to waste a cool term like 'Man engine' on.
Glory hole is originally a mining term!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I wanna kick that wall, cave in some cans.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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That's not a house, that's a giant mimic working off a third hand description of a human house!
Rouse up the town guard!

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Jul 17, 2007

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Platystemon posted:

When I said I wanted a “hot shower”, that’s not what I meant!

Is that a drywall it's built on?
Am I correct in assuming that drywall is far far less resilient to moisture damage than ceramic tiles?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Someone design me a Cabinet of DR. Calligari house, I find my way much too easily.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Yooper posted:

We'll be moving on from this one. There were some other photos of foundation cracking, cracks in the ceiling, foggy windows, etc. I'm fairly certain it's settling in an odd way.

You're not going to win a Golden Grover with this attitude.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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All primed for a yeast infection.:downsrim:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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If I were to work in construction I'd get myself a shirt with this cool design posted on the logo thread:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I was looking for something to crash into whenever the power goes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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To dredge up an old cliche, I would not actually feel protected.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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So ugly too, like an unholy combination of attic stairs and pool stairs.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Fig.1 Drugs are missing.
Fig.2 Cat guards the drugs.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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quote:

Long term that's the plan, but as I said elsewhere in the thread, the entire structure is rotten all along the bottom, so I'm not going to put in a ton of effort right now to make it perfect. I'm just going to use it like this until it inevitably collapses (I'm thinking 2-3 years tops) and then rebuild a proper greenhouse on the foundation.

The reason it's so rotten is that the previous owner had poured a concrete foundation around the base of the shed, and everywhere the wood touched the concrete it rotted. My foot goes through the floor in places.

may want to take care of the floor issues before you start building dude.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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at which point it would switch to a ultra-high frequency strobe to get any first responders twitching helplessly on the floor.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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This is like outsider art, but not good.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Here's a free one:
stand in front of any grouping of wall socket plates and exclaim "worst Loss.jpg edit I ever saw"

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Nov 2, 2019

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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It's seriously the 'Not The 9 O'clock News' skit with power sockets instead of toilets.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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If he enjoys taking a bear's load then good for him I say.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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im the "hole" sign

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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No I think that whole roof is basically a skylight, it'll open automatically in the first rain.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Not being involved in the construction industry it takes me some time to process all these horrors.
Nothing I've ever seen looks more like a child's creation from modular blocks than those.

America- you often criticise shantytowns in poorer regions but this sin against architecture and taste is all on you. May you burn in hell.

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