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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Could it be fixed by driving triangular wedges into the holes or is it a teardown and rebuild situation?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Plus you get a nice free pile of firewood out of it.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Son of Grover?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Better learn how to pronounce mesothelioma.

:stonk:

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Jul 17, 2007

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Let's see how I'm doing in my ongoing education of safety:
1. You should not use splitters as a long term solution.
2. Uninsulated wires.
3. I dunno what the pipe is for but it should not be there.

How am I doing?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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The term Mcmansion gets perhaps overused, let's call it a lack of perspective and composition.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Must be a political commentator.
*Canned laughter*

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Jul 17, 2007

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The fence and driveway look fine though, was he possessed by Grover before he could figure out that a roof was beyond his skill?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Gloryhole not up to code.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Synthbuttrange posted:



My folks moved to an apartment. Seems nice except for this shower tiling mystery

Lemme see that...

ENHANCE

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Excuse me those are spirals and thus representative of galaxies and not single stars
:goonsay:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Is there a bathtub that can piss on me? Asking for a friend.in the white house

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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So any nuovau rich can now live their Captain Nemo cos-life adventures?
It used to take planning.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I have never felt less protected.

e:

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jan 24, 2020

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Now I have to get one just to add two hands and a ring.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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What is the most cost effective way to provide semi- permanent housing for the homeless?
Like if a billionaire suddenly grew a soul and decided to take this challenge on.

I'm talking privacy, water/sanitation, the works.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Are there enough for all of the homeless though?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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:aaa:Time to redistribute the land comrades!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Lol if you don't have Humberto clean and polish every faucet in the house twice a day.

Maria has the duty of water stain removal.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Thanks Lead out in cuffs.
:unsmith:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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:v: "subsidence"? is that a word for residue?

*one internet search later*

:stonk: A SINKING OF THE BUILDING?! From piss?!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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It wasn't quite as medieval as you make it sound, cold rooms and iceboxes were used in wide use.
but the modern idea of opening your refrigerator and scanning through several ready to eat meals before just taking a pint of ice cream from the freezer was completely out.

Source: Grandma.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Usually the roads take a few years to start cracking up, think of the time savings!

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Jul 17, 2007

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Just as likely electrocute yourself as to complete a circuit!

E: just noticed the metal bed frame.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Now that there is a bathroom to murder people in.

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Jul 17, 2007

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mostlygray posted:

I love my persuader. Everyone has an adjustable jaw.
:murder:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I've seen children angrily dividing a room but this divorce is really taking this up a notch.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Empty Sandwich posted:

what in the goddamn gently caress is that

Healthy capitalism in action.
I'm going to be surprised if they manage to sell the 100 or so villas they need to cover their debts.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm getting flashbacks of old PC platformers.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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for a glorious moment I thought the whole house subsided one floor down.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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The new Wicker Man movie is going weird.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Hey I actually have some insight about the smart person failing hard at a non complicated thing:

Stress, some people just internalized that they will never be able to ______ and when they try that dissonance makes their attempts so stressful that they can't think properly.

The solution is of course to chill down and just take it slow, but people often leave such tasks to the last moment.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Better build a tiny IKEA from your hoarded paper rolls then.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Timotheous Venture posted:

This is how you can identify people who's parents didn't love them enough to give them Lego sets as a child.

:hmmyes:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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It would keep me from going stir-crazy by making me kill myself on day one.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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At last, now I can cry in the bath while keeping an eye out on the cooking!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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This is what happens when you get David lynch to try internal decorating.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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More than one castle fell after some traitor let down rope through the shitter which men used to sneak in at night and open the gates.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm holding out for the complex mechanism to break in hilarious ways.
not so hilarious for whomever stands on the stairs though.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Clayton Bigsby posted:

Ended up being a big project but now all that poo poo's done and we know every single pipe and cable in the house is nice and new. It's a good feeling.


The next step is to thoroughly document everything on paper and then burn the documents while laughing about the next generations of house owners.

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