Crappy Construction: The Four POs of the Housepocalypse

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/wtfbuildings/status/1355940177353584645

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 02:16

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 07:09

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://mobile.twitter.com/AkilahObviously/status/1351814414068977665

# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 17:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Idk why she is complaining to the landlord, she just got a ton of extra square footage for free

# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 18:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/drooliet/status/1367515324967493633

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 01:31

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Bad Munki posted:

�Found a steam room and a hot tub in my basement behind a wall during demo�

https://imgur.com/gallery/0lnSNIP

On one hand, something terrible probably had to happen for them to just walled up like that

On the other hand, hey, free steam room

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 02:35

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://mobile.twitter.com/mbloomstein/status/1374709572636655619

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 17:33

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://mobile.twitter.com/fromcainwthlove/status/1375593309784088579

That doesn't even have the craziest rooms

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 02:05

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

*Making out on a lady with the couch*
"How does a sexy bath together sound?"
*30 seconds of garage door noises*

# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 02:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/seanw_m/status/1382021787601539077

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 03:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

SkyeAuroline posted:

I love the "make major improvements and stop halfway till it's time to sell" part. Master bath in my mother's house was unusable for "improvement" for a year and change, because they got started and just never finished. Heated floors, real nice bath & shower, whole thing was great when it was finished... but it didn't get finished until about two weeks before they listed it to sell and move, so they barely even got to use it and it actively impeded them for that long.

Now they get to deal with the previous homeowner's weird DIY things like "installing a full kitchen complete with gas range in the furnace room of the basement". (I'm pretty sure it's vented. Pretty sure.)

Re: dad fixing house before selling, good on him. It's a shame it's not the standard, but that's what happens when "pass along a good home" plays second fiddle to "make bank off the sale". Ah well.

My parents remodeled their house a few years ago and I had a lot of discussions with my mom where she was considering doing something she disliked because it was the current trend and would increase the value. I was of the opinion that by the time they sell it in 5-10 years, the trends will be completely different and they ought to redo the house so they actually enjoy living in it.

Like no poo poo your feet are cold all of the time, you took out the carpet and put in ugly hardwood floors

`Nemesis posted:

the whole place is like that, kind of amazing really.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/74380-Palo-Verde-Dr-Indian-Wells-CA-92210/2091180249_zpid/?utm_medium=referral

Looking at that, I cant tell if its something that was left to age so long the style came back in or if someone intentionally redid it to play the 80s aspect of it

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Apr 27, 2021

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 23:47

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Lutha Mahtin posted:

this house has load-bearing style

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1471-Autumn-Rd-Rydal-PA-19046/9891128_zpid/

I don't understand how it is so well preserved

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 23:04

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Geaelith posted:

https://twitter.com/MoistenedTart/status/1423136260294463495

I feel like this is a spite house, like there was some regulation about max window size, so they put in a million tiny windows to be jackasses about following the building code

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 07:45

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://mobile.twitter.com/mcotteri/status/1435984541831741449

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 17:52

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Skulk Hogan posted:

That better be in a dry county. Christ.

That white desk in the corner of the frame is actually a home bar

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 07:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Got another Zillow doozy

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5125-Mystic-Trl-Dallas-TX-75241/26776730_zpid/

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 23:58

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://mobile.twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1472742327785558018

# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 03:22

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Enos Cabell posted:

I hope not too, I also love his shows. Just have a deep distrust of most tv reno personalities now.

For me it would go Silva Bros >>> Mike Holmes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

e: also, if Tom Silva would agree to be my grandpa that would be cool
e2: I'd accept Norm Abrams as an alternate

How about Bob Vila?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 19:00

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Atleast Monster House made it pretty clear that you're house was gonna get turned into a weird fever dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhbjwN5TzPI&t=2785s

# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 01:59

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1484033733959299077

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 01:28

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1507029233595523082

# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 17:48

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

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# ¿ May 1, 2023 16:54

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