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Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Hoglan playing for Metallica is like Loomis playing for Arch Enemy... a total waste of talent.

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


H13 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ESicEzUtqk&t=4984s

At least not for a long loving time...
(Edit: Wow, that was a bit beyond him even then. More reason to get Hoglan in!)

People can bitch and moan all they want about Metallica, but in the 1980s they were the kings... of metal...

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
it's a moot point

james hetfield's right hand is metallica's drummer

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
drat, Alestorm is killing it with these single releases. New album is gonna be tight. :allears:

Not Very Metal
Aug 3, 2007

Shit Fuck Shit Fuck!
forgive the source, but this is hilarious:

Skinny Puppy demands $666,000 in royalties from U.S. government for using their music in Guantanamo torture

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Heads up for you dirty, grimy, scum-covered death metal lovers out there: Undergang has all of their releases for only one euro each on bandcamp.

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AEOzqUO3jw

this is good

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Vargatron posted:

People can bitch and moan all they want about Metallica, but in the 1980s they were the kings... of metal...


they could remain in the hall

Tias
May 25, 2008

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A TURGID FATSO posted:

Heads up for you dirty, grimy, scum-covered death metal lovers out there: Undergang has all of their releases for only one euro each on bandcamp.

Oh hey, these are my homies :) Good poo poo.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Tias posted:

Oh hey, these are my homies :) Good poo poo.

They are an incredibly underrated death metal band and more people should pay attention to them. They just have this amazing sound that just hits me in the right spot. I've loved them since I first heard their split with Funebrarum back in 2012.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Tias posted:

So I'm a booker for a small summer festival, and because it's all DIY we usually only get up and coming psych and metal bands.

where/when?

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



A TURGID FATSO posted:

Heads up for you dirty, grimy, scum-covered death metal lovers out there: Undergang has all of their releases for only one euro each on bandcamp.

Yeah, all of this is worth buying.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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MrBling posted:

where/when?

A dark forest north of Stenstrup, Denmark - Week 29 every year( which makes it 20-22nd of July 2017).

https://www.faellestival.dk <-- home page. If you need help working out bits in Danish, just ask.

E: though I feel I should add that it's not a pure metal festival. We have a lot of electronic, country, folk, punk and wave as well. This year includes Transfigure, which is a spiffy coldwave outfit from the UK, well worth checking out.

Tias fucked around with this message at 09:48 on May 16, 2017

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Tias posted:

A dark forest north of Stenstrup, Denmark - Week 29 every year( which makes it 20-22nd of July 2017).

https://www.faellestival.dk <-- home page. If you need help working out bits in Danish, just ask.

That link doesn't work, but I found the site. Was hoping for somewhere on Sjælland. :)

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Aw, dang. If you're in Copenhagen, I'd be happy to point you in the right direction.

If you come by, I really cannot recommend K-Town Festival enough. Hosted by the autonomous punk scene, it always shows really excellent up-and-coming crust/black/hardcore names: http://ktownhardcorefest.org/

Also there's Copenhell, where I'm also going, but that's more big-name metal. This year there's Carcass, In Flames, Memoriam, System of a Down, Prophets of Rage and Slayer are going to be playing, among a lot of other interesting stuff: https://www.copenhell.dk

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Tias posted:

Aw, dang. If you're in Copenhagen, I'd be happy to point you in the right direction.

If you come by, I really cannot recommend K-Town Festival enough. Hosted by the autonomous punk scene, it always shows really excellent up-and-coming crust/black/hardcore names: http://ktownhardcorefest.org/

Also there's Copenhell, where I'm also going, but that's more big-name metal. This year there's Carcass, In Flames, Memoriam, System of a Down, Prophets of Rage and Slayer are going to be playing, among a lot of other interesting stuff: https://www.copenhell.dk

Nah, I'm in Næstved. So its not like it is too far away or anything, just a bit of a bother when travelling by train. I am going to Copenhell though, but just on the saturday since that is where the good bands are.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Varg posted:

Hoglan playing for Metallica is like Loomis playing for Arch Enemy... a total waste of talent.

I thought you were making a joke until I looked it up :stare:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

A TURGID FATSO posted:

Heads up for you dirty, grimy, scum-covered death metal lovers out there: Undergang has all of their releases for only one euro each on bandcamp.

holy gently caress these guys are so good

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
speaking of good death metal witch vomit has a new track out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdBh1Xy_1c

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

speaking of good death metal witch vomit has a new track out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdBh1Xy_1c
thanks for posting this

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

speaking of good death metal witch vomit has a new track out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdBh1Xy_1c

righteous.

separate note: you going to mdf? if so i'll beer ya

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

speaking of good death metal witch vomit has a new track out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdBh1Xy_1c

the production sounds like dragged into sunlight's first album minus the ludicrous sidechain compression

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

A TURGID FATSO posted:

separate note: you going to mdf? if so i'll beer ya

i am. hit me up whenever ill be around the entire time.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I absolutely, physically cannot stop listening to Demon Bitch, jfc. That debut album is so insanely loving sick

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Smirr posted:

I absolutely, physically cannot stop listening to Demon Bitch, jfc. That debut album is so insanely loving sick

:yeah:

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

speaking of good death metal witch vomit has a new track out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdBh1Xy_1c

This is incredibly good, cheers.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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MrBling posted:

Nah, I'm in Næstved. So its not like it is too far away or anything, just a bit of a bother when travelling by train. I am going to Copenhell though, but just on the saturday since that is where the good bands are.

I can't fault you for picking the day Bolt Thrower is playing :v You should really do yourself a favour and listen to Slægt sometime, though.

That said, if you think going from Næstved to Stenstrup is too long( which admittedly is a delightedly Danish stance), you're probably not going to get to many of the good summer festivals :)

E: In fact, everybody into Black and suchlike should check out Slægt, it's p amazing:

https://slaegt.bandcamp.com/

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/crackhead-bobby-liebling-assaults-elderly-mother/

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012


Incredible article title

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

lol and deathmetal.org never disappoints

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
glad to see they snuck in the aids victim chuck schuldiner running gag

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
How are Destruction these days? I'm probably catching them and Warbringer next week.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Tias posted:

I can't fault you for picking the day Bolt Thrower is playing :v You should really do yourself a favour and listen to Slægt sometime, though.

That said, if you think going from Næstved to Stenstrup is too long( which admittedly is a delightedly Danish stance), you're probably not going to get to many of the good summer festivals :)

E: In fact, everybody into Black and suchlike should check out Slægt, it's p amazing:

https://slaegt.bandcamp.com/

Its not really about distance (I work on Amager) its more about the multiple trains and such.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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A TURGID FATSO posted:

lol and deathmetal.org never disappoints

What's the gimmick? Do they just poo poo on everything that happens?

Misandry Cannon
Mar 7, 2012

Tias posted:

What's the gimmick? Do they just poo poo on everything that happens?

Past a certain point deathmetal.org and ANUS just blur together and their brands of elitism lose what meaning they tried having.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Misandry Cannon posted:

Past a certain point deathmetal.org and ANUS just blur together and their brands of elitism lose what meaning they tried having.

deathmetal.org is ANUS, same people(although prozak doesn't write much these days and when he does its often stuff like craft beer reviews)

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


That's some high quality journalism right there.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE

Henchman of Santa posted:

How are Destruction these days? I'm probably catching them and Warbringer next week.

They rule. Play a mix of classics and newer stuff.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o9w-qV5mgQ

Hey this band is pretty good and has good songwriting for a tech death metal band. Guitar player obviously worships Malmsteen in places though, but I love that.

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Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Vargatron posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o9w-qV5mgQ

Hey this band is pretty good and has good songwriting for a tech death metal band. Guitar player obviously worships Malmsteen in places though, but I love that.
these guys were one of like 35 accounts that followed my old band on MySpace

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