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Bertrand Hustle posted:Angist is amazing. Totally agree. I'd never heard of 'em until now, but that first track posted was absolutely killer. Cerebral Bore, while a little more "slam," are catchy as gently caress. Scottish brutal death metal band fronted by an (at the time of this video) 18-year-old from the Netherlands they discovered on Youtube. And of course there's Darkestrah and Arkona, but those are brought up every time "women in metal" is mentioned. There's also Tard, whom I believe Necro-tron recommended to me years ago. Pretty good female-fronted grind with one of the best parody album titles I've ever seen - Disgorging Guttural Regurgitations of Dismembered Disembowelment and Effluvious Visceral Entrail Secretions With a Side of Emaciated Malignant Lymphatic Putrescence, a Glass of Ensanguined Malodorous Discharge to Drink, and Coagulated Pustular Rectal Seepage for Dessert (With a Cherry on Top) edit for badass black metal: Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult Optimum Gulps fucked around with this message at 21:54 on May 11, 2012 |
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Huh, I didn't even know Arkona was female fronted. I love Darkestrah though. Didn't know it was female fronted at first either. False registry vocals don't really give gender away.
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May 11, 2012 21:20
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Huntress are bad, but that review is embarrassing. Ugh. Oh yeah, since we're talking about women in bands let's listen to Bolt Thrower for Bolt Thrower's sake because we can all agree on Bolt Thrower. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL19beIJSE0
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Hey guys, you've heard that Finland is the promised land of Heavy Metal, right? It's true, I have proof right here! Check out these trve-as-fvck hardcore motherfuckers: http://youtu.be/-4i-NRfg77o Now excuse me for a while, I'll be at the ER to get this ruptured pancreas I got from laughing too hard treated.
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May 11, 2012 22:06
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Nordick posted:Hey guys, you've heard that Finland is the promised land of Heavy Metal, right? holy poo poo, this is the daddest band.
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May 11, 2012 22:12
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Nordick posted:Hey guys, you've heard that Finland is the promised land of Heavy Metal, right? Dude on the keyboard hahaha holy poo poo!
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May 11, 2012 22:18
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Not Very Metal posted:holy poo poo, this is the daddest band. EDIT: I also find it hilarious that only about 1600 views in and they've already disabled commenting on the video.
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May 11, 2012 22:20
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Nordick posted:EDIT: I also find it hilarious that only about 1600 views in and they've already disabled commenting on the video. there's a lot to be discerned by this fact alone, for any band really.
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May 11, 2012 22:23
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IRQ posted:Huh, I didn't even know Arkona was female fronted. Yeah, took me a bit to figure out that Arkona's lead singer was female too. Mostly because she actually does harsh vocals.
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Defleshed posted:
Defleshed posted:Sorry I got all mad bros; just hate meatheads furthering the stereotype of the metal-listener and thought that was what was happening. I did not understand the subtle nuance of reasons for laughing at the ignorant bullshit in the posted review. I don't blame you. As Morbid Florest said, metal is the professional wrestling of music (I will use this description for the rest of my life), and the section of abhorrent fans comes with it. I would say in recent years metal as a whole has done a good job at pushing back at a lot of the stereotypes that are somehow beholden to a lot of the general public.  SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION TIME I've noticed a lot of metal-related sites have a good number of guys that match the above reviewer, but I would like to say that the webzine I help run, Metal Blast, tries to do away with a lot of those stereotypes. We actually take a lot of pride in what we do and aim to give a much more respectful take on metal albums than say Global Domination or Metal Archives does. We are also looking for more writers, so if you are interested then please send me an e-mail at jonburkan [AT] metalblast.net. Nordick posted:Hey guys, you've heard that Finland is the promised land of Heavy Metal, right? Holy poo poo hahahahhaha. My favorite aspect of that video is look how small they are compared to the room they are supposed to be in. That and the keyboardist's fingers are so fast that they can put out fire. A TURGID FATSO fucked around with this message at 22:59 on May 11, 2012 |
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May 11, 2012 22:52
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this owns, also band name is the best!
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Frank Caskelot posted:My favorite is how at no point does a single sign of emotion appear on the vocalist's face. Isn't he Finnish? We're great at doing exactly that.  Reminds me of this: 
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May 11, 2012 23:24
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Not Very Metal posted:holy poo poo, this is the daddest band.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Welp, I just watched the official video for Storm Corrosion's "Drag Ropes" and I dunno if it's a combination of being tired and having had a tough week, but I got more than a little depressed by it. This is infiently better than Heritage, holy poo poo. It's like an extension of the Damnation soft stuff. As much as I rant and rave that that was the beginning of the end of the Opeth I loved, it's miles better than anything they put out after (Ghost Reveries). I got loving CHILLS listening to that... what the hell??
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Nordick posted:Hey guys, you've heard that Finland is the promised land of Heavy Metal, right? I like that they were considerate enough to write an apology into the end of the video.
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May 12, 2012 00:21
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Chthonic, Boris, Sigh.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Welp, I just watched the official video for Storm Corrosion's "Drag Ropes" and I dunno if it's a combination of being tired and having had a tough week, but I got more than a little depressed by it.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Welp, I just watched the official video for Storm Corrosion's "Drag Ropes" and I dunno if it's a combination of being tired and having had a tough week, but I got more than a little depressed by it. Pro-watch quotin'. I didn't get chills like some people did but I really love the aesthetic.
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Drifter287 posted:The new Allegaeon on the other hand, is loving fantastic all the way through. It's like the members of Soilwork were cryogenically frozen after Chainheart Machine, thawed in time to hear Enemies of Reality, and then immediately set loose in the studio. Goddamn, this is the good poo poo right here.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Welp, I just watched the official video for Storm Corrosion's "Drag Ropes" and I dunno if it's a combination of being tired and having had a tough week, but I got more than a little depressed by it. Don't even think about watching/listening to this song without headphones. I did at first and was like "meh," but then I tried again with headphones and it's a near religious experience. Steven Wilson's vocals, when they come in, are haunting as hell.
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Vintersorg posted:It's like an extension of the Damnation soft stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUR6G7qSbEQ
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New Lamb of God / Gojira / Dethklok Tour Dates  quote:08/01 Seattle, WA – WaMu Thater
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The bro'est tour, staying far away from that.
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Vintersorg posted:The bro'est tour, staying far away from that. No need to fear the bros. Just pretend they are Gojira dates.
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Rabid Koala posted:Don't even think about watching/listening to this song without headphones. I did at first and was like "meh," but then I tried again with headphones and it's a near religious experience. Steven Wilson's vocals, when they come in, are haunting as hell. His vocals in the title track are amazing too; unfortunately I didn't care as much for the latter half of the song.
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MrSlug posted:New Lamb of God / Gojira / Dethklok Tour Dates Is anyone else annoyed by the statement "I don't even like metal, but Metalocalypse is hilarious!" I don't care if non-metalheads enjoy the show, that's great, but don't act like you're too good for the music. Besides, if you're not into metal, you're not even going to get 90% of the references.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Is anyone else annoyed by the statement "I don't even like metal, but Metalocalypse is hilarious!" I don't care if non-metalheads enjoy the show, that's great, but don't act like you're too good for the music. Besides, if you're not into metal, you're not even going to get 90% of the references. I'm more annoyed that Dethklok is an actual thing outside the tv show and that people think it's good music.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Welp, I just watched the official video for Storm Corrosion's "Drag Ropes" and I dunno if it's a combination of being tired and having had a tough week, but I got more than a little depressed by it. Didn't really think I'd dig this too much but after giving it a couple listens it's a really cool song. That video is pretty amazing as well
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IRQ posted:I'm more annoyed that Dethklok is an actual thing outside the tv show and that people think it's good music. Overall it's pretty standard, but Thunderhorse and Go Into The Water are loving great songs.
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no way. Murmaider kills.
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It's dumb, fun music to drive to. Get over it. Worse than the 'Metal sucks but Metalocalypse is ok I guess' thing is the metal elitism thing.
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I really like Huntress. They sent me a free t-shirt. I've been bouncing back and forth between that album and the new D. Which is also fantastic.
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IRQ posted:I'm more annoyed that Dethklok is an actual thing outside the tv show and that people think it's good music. Wait'll you see a whole room of their fans. Ho-buddy.
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Vintersorg posted:Holy poo poo. This is from another one of his. There is no goonsay big enough. quote:By the time "Warmachines At War" comes lolling around, I just want to punch pregnant mothers in the stomach, in fear of them giving birth to more people like Faggotry. The song in question, which I prefer to call "Lolmachines at lol" is so ridiculously bad that I couldn't even laugh at it when I first heard it. It was beyond bad, like someone had just taken a can of compressed AIDS and tossed it in my face without warning. The song starts out with the most annoying riff ever written (think SFU and AC/DC and lots and lots of AIDS... throw in some images of dead puppies if unsure) 
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Any goons going to Infernal Damnation in London next Saturday? Seven great black metal bands for £17. Anyone that fancies going let me know - I'll be hanging out with one or two of the bands for a drink.
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IRQ posted:I'm more annoyed that Dethklok is an actual thing outside the tv show and that people think it's good music. Yeah I liked the songs in the context of the TV show but I tried listening to an album and got bored. Definitely dig the show though.
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Stoo posted:Holy poo poo. This is from another one of his. There is no goonsay big enough. It seems like you see this poo poo from metal reviewers more than any other genre. It's not enough to say you didn't like something and explain why you didn't like it for these assholes. They have to throw in "human being" this and "oval office" that and sprinkle it liberally with AIDS jokes and assorted misogyny and homophobia, generally the kind of childish poo poo you'd expect to hear from a 12-year-old on XBox Live, not a twenty-something-year-old music reviewer. I guess the idiot meatheads are just part of the whole metal package. 
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