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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:wolfshirts in the dorm room Great album title right here. Which genre though? Power metal's too easy a pick. Traditional metal, like manowar style is my vote.
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Metal thread I need help locating a band and album. My brother and I were talking about how we both got into more extreme music and he remembered buying an album like fifteen or twenty years ago that he swears got him into death metal, the CD has long since vanished. He couldn't remember the album title or band name. All he could remember was that the album opened with a sample from the character Tony Twist from Spawn The Animated Series and then either a blast beat or some other fast double bass work. The sample was Tony Twist saying, "You scumbag, douche bag-eating, motherfucking...cock-sucking, poo poo, motherfucking frig! I'll take your loving head and chop it off!" I kind of remember the album cover, I want to say it had a lot pink in the color scheme and I think the band's logo was designed in such a way that it was nearly unreadable. Anyone think they can figure this out because I sure as hell can't.
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Rexxed posted:Divine Empire - Silent Carnage from the '98 Redemption album. Thank you! That's been driving me nuts!
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Nov 4, 2015 01:50
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Hulk Krogan posted:I hope the twist is that Emperor Nefaryus is really the Count of Tuscany, who traveled through time to build an evil space empire out of giving people rides. Finished that for you.
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Nov 5, 2015 22:33
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MrBling posted:this is pretty cool That honking bass tone is awful. It sounds like someone molesting a horn or a muppet.
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Dec 5, 2015 19:07
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OpaqueEcho posted:New Omnium Gatherum track released, if that's your jam. This looks and sounds like a bunch of dads found their kids' Swedish/Melodic Death Metal and made a video to try and relate to them.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:59
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Nordick posted:The best term I've heard to describe the song was "Totocore". Perfect
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Jan 28, 2016 14:44
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DEAR RICHARD posted:No life til leather First time I heard this I thought it was get some rear end tonight and was convinced for years that Metallica was a band comprised of very angry gay men. Since I was living in an incredibly tiny town at the time the only bit of Metallica history I knew was that the guy from Megadeth got kicked out but didn't know why so I logically assumed that it was because he wasn't angrily gay enough. Like he was just miffed gay while the rest of the band was out for blood gay so he had to go.
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Mar 31, 2016 06:24
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:Oh god this is loving sick. Knew things were going to go badly when I saw the first flash of Hetfield's Moron Label shirt.
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Nov 1, 2016 23:09
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU I have a primal urge to bully everyone in this video
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Jun 28, 2017 08:13
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Turn the Purity Seal: A Bob Seger Tribute to Bolt Thrower
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Aug 9, 2017 09:30
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Shut the hell up about Nazis and post some metal you dorks. https://youtu.be/FArnO4roA_U Metal!
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Aug 29, 2017 22:07
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Are they like a death metal Weird Al, making stylistically similar parody songs or do the songs just have funny titles?
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Sep 6, 2017 07:37
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Hulk Krogan posted:Nah the music is just straight up 90s American death metal worship. The weed puns on classic dm song titles thing is just a goofy aesthetic. Slugdge does basically the same thing but with slugs instead of weed and more stylistic variety. That's a bummer. Someone should become the Weird Al of metal.
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Sep 6, 2017 21:12
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10 Masked Men and Northern Kings are fun but I was thinking more like a band making parody tracks that have both the humorous title and reworked lyrics while imitating the sound of the original song. Easy examples would be like Bolt Thrower- Contact-Wait Out becomes Weird Al of Metal - Contact: Fell Out or Deicide's Slave to the Cross becomes Slave to the Cross(word) and is now about someone who is addicted to crossword puzzles. Not knee-slapper examples and would almost certainly be lame I know but I'd love to see that done.
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Sep 7, 2017 06:45
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GuardianOfAsgaard posted:First new Bloodshot Dawn: This sounds like someone spilled an unused track from James LaBrie's last solo album on a death metal track. I like it.
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Nov 10, 2017 01:16
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Vulture Culture posted:Most of LaBrie's last album was written by Peter Wichers from Soilwork Wasn't a criticism
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Nov 10, 2017 02:58
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Vargatron posted:Personally I don my Tales from Topographic Oceans era Yes T-Shirt like any good prog snob. Relayer is better and you know it.
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Nov 10, 2017 19:08
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Spatulater bro! posted:My experience with Morbid Angel begins and ends with Altars of Madness. Where should I go next? What should I avoid? Just remember when you get to God of Emptiness that's not a bear.
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Nov 11, 2017 00:59
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:says the man who’s never listened to Drama That's not a thing.
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Nov 11, 2017 04:08
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:It’s no Tormato, that’s for sure. Please stop, it hurts and not in the fun Cenobite way. It hurts in the prolonged Trevor Rabin solo way.
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Nov 11, 2017 11:32
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Five Finger Death Punch Ask Jason Hook if he feels like playing Hillary Duff's band prepared him for playing in the hard rock equivalent of Hillary Duff's band. Ask the whole band why they keep ruining every song they cover. As an addition ask if they realize their video for House of the Rising Sun is somehow even more embarrassing than the song. In Flames Why can't you make another album in the vein of Lunar Strain through Colony? Will you ever write another song about pinball or some other classic form of entertainment?
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Dec 15, 2017 21:28
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Fenrir posted:Wait... that was five finger death punch?? Technically you still haven't. Inserting your name into another band's lyrics doesn't make that song yours. What it does is make your band a bunch of hacks.
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Dec 16, 2017 20:26
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A3th3r posted:Nile is the best metal band I've ever heard of That's a weird way to spell Bolt Thrower.
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Jan 18, 2018 02:01
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Mr. Pickles posted:gently caress it, That's how champions start their day. Just gently caress it. Bolt Thrower.
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Jan 19, 2018 00:17
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You all have really weird ways for writing all of them. That's the only answer to the question of which Bolt Thrower album is best. All of them. Don't know why there's even a discussion really.
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Jan 20, 2018 06:53
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Weaponized Cum posted:Have we discussed Godflesh' latest? because its awesome Awesome? That intro is absurdly obnoxious.
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Jan 23, 2018 01:00
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A human heart posted:What intro? that's the same guitar riff that repeats through the rest of the song If that molested car horn noise repeats beyond 1:59 I have no idea. That's the obnoxious noise I'm referring to. If that's a guitar then I should congratulate Godflesh on being progressive enough to have a tone-deaf mentally handicapped bonobo appear on a track.
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Jan 24, 2018 01:40
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When I was in middle school I was hooked on reading sci-fi and cyberpunk novels. At the same time I was getting into hard rock and metal. I remember this scene from a book I was reading at the time had a Mike Hammer style private eye going into this nightclub and described the music as jetcore. Basically the character described the music as the sounds made by angry orcs standing in the middle of a jet engine at full power. As the years have passed the title of the novel and the plot have faded but I have never forgotten the music I imagined the character heard it that club. I searched for years for something that matched what played in my head. I've finally found it in Portal.
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Jan 27, 2018 04:09
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Vargatron posted:Just learn e harmonic minor, congrats you are a neoclassical shredder. Still needs flowing long hair and fans to blow it around, leather pants (bonus for them being tourniquet tight), frilly shirt, guitar with monkey grip and/or scalloped frets, six billion Marshall half stacks, and of course the fury.
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Jan 31, 2018 03:55
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The Muppets On PCP posted:fronting a reunited bolt thrower? BURN THIS HERETIC!!!
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il_cornuto posted:Someone hasn't looked at the thread title in a while. Reading gets me all worked up. I didn't really mean it.
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Dadbod Apocalypse posted:A new Just Before Dawn track was released. They've always sounded like Bolt Thrower, but they've got Dave Ingram (Bolt Thrower) doing guest vocals on this track which seals the deal. This isn't even remotely similar to Korn
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COOL CORN posted:I'm gonna start a solo project called Baby Goebbels' Ghostmetal Change Goebbels' to Gobbles and be the first to produce metal for turkeys. You could even work in a bit of Nazi satire by singing about how much you hate bald eagles since they got to be the mascot of the US even though you're way more important and how Ben Franklin wanted turkeys to be the most important bird in the land.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Lord save me from thick motherfuckers who think Disturbed's version of Sound of Silence is superior. Gross Ehhh not bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uG7sd-YPmE
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kumba posted:variety is the spice of life If a good deal of the posts in this thread are to be believed this is not the case.
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kumba posted:don't believe everything you read on the internet Are you telling me that people lie on the Internet? That the repository of all human knowledge may contain falsehoods, exaggerations, and hyperbole? I don't know how to feel about this. Suddenly up is left and purple is milk! I've come adrift in a sea of betrayal and misery.
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Vintersorg posted:No comment. It's not scalloped nor does have a fan to blow back my majestic locks while I scrawl my signature on every breast (male, female, other) I see. I give it two frilly shirts out of five.
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Mackers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpU8LYo7LMg Right there with you. The only thing that's missing from that track for me is that hit by loving train sound when the drums and Devin's roar hits as one on the album track. I have no idea how you'd replicate that live short of jamming them all into a closet with you. That sound is like the THX swell of metal. A friend of mine worked in a car audio shop and bet me I couldn't find a track that would blow these woofers his shop had in their demo car. Cranked the system to 10 and set the alarm system for the jewelry shop next door off and then blew the woofers on the next hit. His boss was not amused the next day. I need help locating an album cover. I remember it as black and white but there might have been red text and some yellow imitating lantern light from a cabin. There's a hooded Zodiac killerish figure in the doorway and I think a pit with bodies in it. My brain wants the band to be Hooded Menace but I'm pretty sure that's not it. I cannot for the life of me remember the band name or even the music off the album just some hazy details of the album cover. Is this a fever dream or am I remembering an actual album cover? I think horror is part of the name but I can't be sure. Anyone recognize this?
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Kilometers Davis posted:I’ve always felt like I’m one drunken moment of chaotic enlightenment away from becoming Alex Jones so yeah. Chaotic enlightenment? So something like listening to Testament's Brotherhood of the Snake while being sodomized with a copy of The Turner Diaries as you watch a naked 600 lb woman painted in a psychedelic color scheme gyrate around you while painting the phrase 9/11 was an inside job on your thighs?
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