Metal Thread 202X - lol they suck a bunch, I'm already in an Uber home, bitch

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

hemophilia posted:

So, the Lou Reed + Metallica abortion/thing has a new clip. No, it's not any better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3cxShzsNE

This is loving hilarious. Comedy album of the century.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2011 19:57

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:40

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Bruce Boxliker posted:

Yeah it's not bad. I wouldn't put it above the first three but it's certainly a step up from the awful Crack the Skye. Nice to hear them actually trying again. Creature Lives is pretty bad though.

Is that the one with the extended keyboard intro? Because I thought they were either about to cover Pink Floyd or Steve Miller Band's "Jet Airliner".

It's not a bad album, but the lyrics are a fair bit weaker than everything before Blood Mountain. And I've seen Mastodon live enough times to know that their live vocals on this album are going to be.... probably not so good. Especially if Brent is "sick" again.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 20:52

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

gently caress everything forever.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 16:41

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

m-o-o-n posted:

It's an aimless slog.

The way Mastodon's gone remind me of how Slayer ended up.

From Reign in Blood to "The world sucks, Jesus is dumb, Satan owns. Okay, Kerry, make those squeedlee sounds with your guitar now."

From Leviathen to "Relationships give me feelings, drugs are cool. Okay, Hinds, noodle now."

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 13:41

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Lars Ulrich is #42 on Modern Drummer's 50 Greatest Drummers of All Time which is a totally legit list we should all respect and certainly not throw in the trash the second we see his name upon it unless it appeared in the April 1 issue of the magazine (it didn't).

In other news, 8 drummers now have a bulletproof defamation case against Modern Drummer.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 00:39

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

New Mastodon leaked: https://mixstep.co/7nw0jmuw37hn

Sounds like Baroness.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 18:35

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

The new Mastodon song sounds like some lovely song from the end credits of an edgy anime.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 19:34

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

According to Mastodon's Facebook page, their new song has been relegated to Sirius XM's Octane channel rather than Liquid Metal. Octane is home to Nickelback, Seether, Puddle of Mudd, Disturbed, et al.

:rip:

At least we'll always have Blood Mountain.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 22:24

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

So, Emporer of Bland. I think they've fully completed their descent into Shitsvegas, as is the fate of most metal bands that achieve any degree of stardom. I can't remember a single thing after "Show Yourself". It's all just a blur of aimless guitar wanking. The lyrics either sound like Ke$ha wrote them as a favor, or if a Sabbath tribute band tried to write an original song. Brann spends most of the album doing his best impression of Ozzy.

Back to Remission to wash this taste out of my mouth.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 16:12

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:40

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

That new Mastodon track...oof...geez...at least the album art is neat, I guess.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 20:09

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