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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Wade Barrett posted:

Keep mouthing off and next time i'll break your jaw, you ginger tosser. @WWESheamus

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

njsykora posted:

He's slowly getting the hang of this whole heel thing.

Be nice to just heels instead of being nice to everybody?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Be nice to just heels instead of being nice to everybody?

Anyone who wishes good upon The Miz clearly has some deviant tendencies. Didn't last though.

@YoshiTatsuWWE posted:

Many people retweeted #FeedMeSushi . I appreciate it:) Do you like Sushi?

I'm happy to hear that:) Most people like Sushi! It's Japanese pride! #FeedMeSushi #YoshiRevolution

Who call me #SushiTatsu !?

I get the feeling if I walked up to him in the street and punched him in the face he's just smile and ask if I need a hug. Then I'd buy him lunch because I'd feel bad.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Wrap it up, Punkailure:

https://twitter.com/blueyes1181/sta...515280955031554

@blueeyes1181 posted:

@CMPunk hands of stone eh.. looks like you used them on a fan, by the way, I had Morrison fired just for arguing with me, you punched a guy

Show's over guys.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


I can't even imagine how many mental deficiencies you need to have in order to open a Twitter account just to post that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Bocc Kob posted:

I can't even imagine how many mental deficiencies you need to have in order to open a Twitter account just to post that.

I don't know which is my favorite part:

That he started a Twitter account just to post that;
That he's only following one person, and that person is Dan Aykroyd;
Or that he's being followed by 3 people, one of whom is a WWE fan, one is a Turkish bodybuilding site, and the other is a porn star.

Oh, and there's also the fact that someone named DJ WEED PIZZA called him out on the fact that he was bullshitting and Morrison left of his own accord.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.


Sweeney Tom posted:

I don't know which is my favorite part:

That he started a Twitter account just to post that;
That he's only following one person, and that person is Dan Aykroyd;
Or that he's being followed by 3 people, one of whom is a WWE fan, one is a Turkish bodybuilding site, and the other is a porn star.

Oh, and there's also the fact that someone named DJ WEED PIZZA called him out on the fact that he was bullshitting and Morrison left of his own accord.

everything about this is my favorite part

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Guys.

...GUYS!

The Ryback posted:

Big Hungry's appetite will never end. Feed me if you need me. #FeedMeMore

HE FINALLY TWEETED!

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!


Nash is gonna say big hungry is just another wrestler stealing his gimmicks

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.


Big Hungry just makes me think of some kind of fusion of Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Suben posted:

Big Hungry just makes me think of some kind of fusion of Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner.

Makes me think of some lovely TV dinner.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


"Feed me if you need me" makes it sound like you can just summon up the Ryback if you sacrifice enough Subway sandwiches. That should be part of his gimmick.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?


projecthalaxy posted:

"Feed me if you need me" makes it sound like you can just summon up the Ryback if you sacrifice enough Subway sandwiches. That should be part of his gimmick.

Make a summoning circle using baconators.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 18, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


The GIG posted:

Make a summoning circle using baconators.

Draw a pentagram in BBQ sauce.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009



projecthalaxy posted:

"Feed me if you need me" makes it sound like you can just summon up the Ryback if you sacrifice enough Subway sandwiches. That should be part of his gimmick.

It'll be like the APA, he's just going to sit back stage at a table with a dinner plate in front of him waiting for people to feed him for his services.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

kdrudy posted:

It'll be like the APA, he's just going to sit back stage at a table with a dinner plate in front of him waiting for people to feed him for his services.
And woe behold whomever brings him Panera Bread.

nasboat
Sep 9, 2004



Sweeney Tom posted:

Oh, and there's also the fact that someone named DJ WEED PIZZA called him out on the fact that he was bullshitting and Morrison left of his own accord.

DJ WEED PIZZA owns and is a goon and posts here.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


This has been talked about in the WWE thread already, but here it is for posterity. Basically the dipshit who hit CM Punk publicly bragged about it on Twitter.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Yeah, except now millions of wrestling sites, and WWE, now know his name, so this will put that "no one ever will" gem of a quote to the test, won't it?

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at Oct 9, 2012 around 20:14

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


I don't think being a dumbass on Twitter counts as evidence, does it?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Bocc Kob posted:

I don't think being a dumbass on Twitter counts as evidence, does it?

When it essentially is a written confession to a crime, yes it does.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

SamuraiFoochs posted:

When it essentially is a written confession to a crime, yes it does.
Surprised he didn't say "#yolo"...

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


"We have evidence of your crime! Look at these tweets! "

"Pfft, I was just lying to my bro. "

Maybe they could ban him from future events, but I'd be surprised if WWE tried to press charges for slapping a guy's back "hella hard".

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Bocc Kob posted:

"We have evidence of your crime! Look at these tweets! "

"Pfft, I was just lying to my bro. "

Maybe they could ban him from future events, but I'd be surprised if WWE tried to press charges for slapping a guy's back "hella hard".
I looked it up and this came up.

quote:

Did you know that what you say on Facebook can be used against you in a court of law? If you're sharing something with your friends, you may as well be sharing directly with the judge and jury: A recent ruling in a U.S. federal court says that if you post something on Facebook, your friend can share that information with the police it's not a violation of your privacy.

Accused gang member Melvin Colon had argued in court that investigators violated his constitutional right to privacy when they viewed his Facebook profile via one of his friends' accounts. But US District Judge William Pauley III ruled that Colon's messaged threats and posts about violent acts he committed were not private, and indeed fair game for prosecutors. To some extent, the ruling makes logical sense: When you say something publicly on Facebook, you're often sharing a thought with hundreds, maybe even thousands of people. There's not much that's private about that.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Bocc Kob posted:

"We have evidence of your crime! Look at these tweets! "

"Pfft, I was just lying to my bro. "

Maybe they could ban him from future events, but I'd be surprised if WWE tried to press charges for slapping a guy's back "hella hard".

Oh WWE won't do poo poo, but it pretty much absolves Punk at least from any crime other than "overreacting", especially since it corroborates eyewitness accounts that Punk was provoked.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


Perigryn posted:

I looked it up and this came up.

Huh. That article eventually led me to this one. They're actually trying to make it so words you post on the internet can get you sued or put in jail.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


http://twitter.com/hack_shen

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


If that thing manages to breed before I do, I'm going to kill myself.

Mad Reverend Rad
Jun 22, 2002

rock and roll's greatest shithead

Bocc Kob posted:

If that thing manages to breed before I do, I'm going to kill myself.

Stupid breeds a lot faster than smart.

Fazana
Mar 5, 2011

Dancing Elephant
Instructor


Bocc Kob posted:

Huh. That article eventually led me to this one. They're actually trying to make it so words you post on the internet can get you sued or put in jail.

In the UK that's been the case for a loooong time. People are being arrested and charged with crimes over tweets/facebook nonsense almost daily now. A chap got 240 hours community service from a court today for posting "all soldiers should die and go to hell" on facebook and yesterday someone got 12 weeks in jail for posting trolling comments about a pair of sadly missing young girls. Anyways, won't derail further!

Wade and Sheamus' twitter spat amuses me, they still know how to abuse each other in the Queens own language and haven't started saying rear end or douche yet

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 18, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Fazana posted:

In the UK that's been the case for a loooong time. People are being arrested and charged with crimes over tweets/facebook nonsense almost daily now. A chap got 240 hours community service from a court today for posting "all soldiers should die and go to hell" on facebook and yesterday someone got 12 weeks in jail for posting trolling comments about a pair of sadly missing young girls. Anyways, won't derail further!

Wade and Sheamus' twitter spat amuses me, they still know how to abuse each other in the Queens own language and haven't started saying rear end or douche yet

Yeah, I was so happy when the word "Tosser" was used. Imagine Sheamus and DrewMac feuded. "AWAE BEN, YA WEE TADGER."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


VogeGandire posted:

Yeah, I was so happy when the word "Tosser" was used. Imagine Sheamus and DrewMac feuded. "AWAE BEN, YA WEE TADGER."

I'm hoping they get a Geordie wrestler in next, just so I can hear the phrase "Howay man, I'll tek yer on, on Monda Neet Raw, like" on US television.

Fazana
Mar 5, 2011

Dancing Elephant
Instructor


Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm hoping they get a Geordie wrestler in next, just so I can hear the phrase "Howay man, I'll tek yer on, on Monda Neet Raw, like" on US television.

Geordie wrestler, that's loving genius. There is even a gimmick ready to go!

https://shop.nufc.co.uk/cgi-bin/liv...&sub_dept_id=91

Edit: vvv The official Newcastle club shop would never lie to us!

Fazana fucked around with this message at Oct 9, 2012 around 22:11

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007
Simaggeddon



Fazana posted:

Geordie wrestler, that's loving genius. There is even a gimmick ready to go!

https://shop.nufc.co.uk/cgi-bin/liv...&sub_dept_id=91

Thats not a geordie, hes wearing long sleeves and it isnt currently snowing.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!



VogeGandire posted:

Yeah, I was so happy when the word "Tosser" was used. Imagine Sheamus and DrewMac feuded. "AWAE BEN, YA WEE TADGER."

Every day I pray that somewhere in Glasgow theres a 6 foot 250 pound ned waiting for his big call up. Then endless promo's.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 18, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Skinty McEdger posted:

Every day I pray that somewhere in Glasgow theres a 6 foot 250 pound ned waiting for his big call up. Then endless promo's.

I wish I saved a copy of it, for another forum, I once rewrote the Cane Dewey promo entirely in Glaswegian slang, where it became "Chib Davey".

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

So you guys want a PAC/Sheamus feud? I'd be down with that.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



If we're doing accent feuds I want Slater vs. Bray Wyatt.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

Beware the man who has lived longer than the Wasteland.

Read paragraph 65.


Power Uti vs. Dusty Rhodes

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Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!

The GIG posted:

Make a summoning circle using baconators.

This will just summon Matt Hardy.

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