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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


Flameingblack posted:

Real Americans face turn:

@WWEZeb
DEPORT BEIBER:


Gonna get some 11 year old girl stabbin' Zeb with her Hunger Games pen!

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



Man gently caress Zeb, we don't want 'em either.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


Flameingblack posted:

Real Americans face turn:

@WWEZeb
DEPORT BEIBER:


There's your celeb feud for Mania. When Cesaro uppercuts Biebs tho

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



Wario Kart 64 posted:

There's your celeb feud for Mania. When Cesaro uppercuts Biebs tho

He might actually explode.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!



you can't say the kid can't sell

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


Speaking on behalf of , we don't really want him back.

Deport Bieber (into the ocean.)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

I asked Delirious where he has been since I haven't heard anything about him in forever.

@ROHDelirious posted:

@realprettydude O)iJM3h*E?r!E!bMr]Oxt+h"E_r*^=!?!*:_ L+9!!

Cleared it right up for me.

servo106
Apr 26, 2006



THE GAYEST APPAREL posted:

I asked Delirious where he has been since I haven't heard anything about him in forever.

Delirious has the best gimmick. I love that guy.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Delsaber posted:

Speaking on behalf of , we don't really want him back.

Deport Bieber (into the ocean.)

Speaking on behalf of everyone else, your sovereign-in-name-only country is a cultural desert.

EDIT- Not to say said desert doesn't have it's oasis's. It's just that they all sound like Oasis.

RacistGuidingLight fucked around with this message at Jan 24, 2014 around 15:46

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

PWM POTM WINNER
April 2014


RacistGuidingLight posted:

Speaking on behalf of everyone else, your sovereign-in-name-only country is a cultural desert.

um ever heard of brett "the hitman" hart mate??

edit: WRONG THREAD

emjayo fucked around with this message at Jan 24, 2014 around 17:28

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



emjayo posted:

I realise every school has a different approach, but what is the first move/hold a wrestler gets taught at wrestling school?
The Inverted Wallet Fill.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


emjayo posted:

I realise every school has a different approach, but what is the first move/hold a wrestler gets taught at wrestling school?

Space flying tiger drop

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!


Isnt the first thing most schools teach is how to bump?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



Sionistic posted:

Isnt the first thing most schools teach is how to bump?
How to bump your way down to the highway and stick your thumb out when the guy takes your fifty bucks and leaves for mexico.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...


Grimey Drawer

The new Cheap Heat podcast has an interview with Roman Reigns. I don't have a good link but go to iTunes or grantland.com

Aubergine Mage
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier

Sionistic posted:

Isnt the first thing most schools teach is how to bump?

Bump, rope-running, footwork and cardio.

That's how I got trained at first.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Semprini posted:

The Inverted Wallet Fill.

Let me just say I've been repeating this [sadly true] joke to friends and have been laughing at it all day. Thank you so much.

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.

Aubergine Mage posted:

Bump, rope-running, footwork and cardio.

That's how I got trained at first.

This, but on my end it was how to put the ring together.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

BROTHER I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE DSA AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE AWARD WINNING WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY $9.99 A MONTH


http://instagram.com/p/jf_-ljCoB-/

Man I'm really bummed out today because of what happened to JewWario, but at least Big E can make me happy.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Big E gonna be big. I know I said the same about Titus and then Uncle Ruckus or whatever he called it happened but Big E gonna live up to the name.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

BROTHER I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE DSA AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE AWARD WINNING WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY $9.99 A MONTH


Gonzo McFee posted:

Big E gonna be big. I know I said the same about Titus and then Uncle Ruckus or whatever he called it happened but Big E gonna live up to the name.
It helps that Big E is much better at wrestling

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 18, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Big E has everything WWE look for in a big star.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


VogeGandire posted:

Big E has everything WWE look for in a big star.

Except for height. He should train that.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:

Except for height. He should train that.
Stretch him on a rake

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

achillesforever6 posted:

http://instagram.com/p/jf_-ljCoB-/

Man I'm really bummed out today because of what happened to JewWario, but at least Big E can make me happy.

Wait what happened to...what in the loving gently caress? Really?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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DeathChicken posted:

Wait what happened to...what in the loving gently caress? Really?
Yeah check on the Internet Critic thread, its loving terrible

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!

he still knows...


achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah check on the Internet Critic thread, its loving terrible

Where's that thread?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

"Why yes, this is a tie with dollar signs on it.

Jealous?"

MassRafTer posted:

Except for height. He should train that.

The untested full-body jelq... they say it's impossible!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

BROTHER I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE DSA AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE AWARD WINNING WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY $9.99 A MONTH


Abrasive Obelisk posted:

Where's that thread?
Right here http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...ber=66#lastpost

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Big E's not really that good at promos yet, but there's time to improve.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice



Jake the Snake seems to be making a return to the indies. Picture from Damien Darling's twitter (No idea who that is, Jake retweeted it), posted earlier today.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


I believe that is the man who has many restraining orders out against Sunny. After seeing Jake on Wrestlecade I hope he isn't allowed in the Rumble. It would be so sad.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Jake the Snake was sucking wind after 30 seconds of brawling with The Maestro and has trouble taking a bump for the DDT. He needs to stay retired.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


Shima Honnou posted:



Jake the Snake seems to be making a return to the indies. Picture from Damien Darling's twitter (No idea who that is, Jake retweeted it), posted earlier today.

How was Clay Guida there?

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!


I haven't heard any Jake news recently. Is he still more or less sober and living in the Accountability Crib?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


He's by all appearances sober and I believe he moved out of DDP's as of the Austin podcast.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah check on the Internet Critic thread, its loving terrible

I've never heard of the guy or followed him before, but Jesus Christ his poor wife had to hear it happen.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


I Before E posted:

The untested full-body jelq... they say it's impossible!

DON'T pull on the head!!!

Fauxhawk Express
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Lance Storm posted:

“@Cody_Hall1: Moderate girl at the bar keeps talking to me. Should i settle?”That's what she's doing so why not.

Lance can sometimes be funny when he isn't tweeting about big pharma

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Mick Foley posted:

Serious heat in the Foley house over Dad's decision to throw a brick through the TV if @WWEDanielBryan doesn't win #RoyalRumble #KeepMyWord

Wait...@WWEDanielBryan isn't even IN the #RoyalRumble? That just kind of sucks.

Does @WWE actually hate their own audience? I've never been so disgusted with a PPV.

Even Mick Foley knows that was a dumb loving move, Vince.

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