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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy


Ryback owns a lot

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Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008



Donkey looks blazed as gently caress

sk
Dec 10, 2005

(イヤァオ!)


Grimey Drawer

Kifisonfire posted:

Donkey looks blazed as gently caress

dankey

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



oatgan posted:

Ryback Rules

Korelle posted:

Ryback could burn down an orphanage and I'd still love him.

MotU posted:

Ryback Rules glad we got him instead of Punk

Yep yep yep

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.



What it do?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


TheHock posted:

What it do?

Badly in a wrestling ring.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat


How does the cop look more like Konnan than Konnan does?

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Gonzo McFee posted:

Badly in a wrestling ring.

Part of what I like about Ryback is how upset you get over him

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy


Of course Rey's a Charger fan

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

"Why yes, this is a tie with dollar signs on it.

Jealous?"

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Part of what I like about Ryback is how upset you get over him

He's a terrible wrestler and probably a lovely person too.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

I Before E posted:

He's a terrible wrestler and probably a lovely person too.

what are you basing the latter on

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



I Before E posted:

He's a terrible wrestler and probably a lovely person too.

You just described like half the roster of almost any wrestling promotion at any point in history though

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



Mr. Carlisle posted:

You just described like half the roster of almost any wrestling promotion at any point in history though

I think the main difference is these guys are under such a microscope now. I think Ryback's a dick, sure, but he'd have to actively try to be as much of an rear end in a top hat as say, Dynamite Kid.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me



Rules. Not as much as Ryback does but still

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Pillbug

I Before E posted:

He's a terrible wrestler and probably a lovely person too.

All the videos he's posted says otherwise, he is cool and also rules?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

MotU posted:

All the videos he's posted says otherwise, he is cool and also rules?

How many videos has CM Punk posted wherein he is cool and rules? Exactly, nowhere near as many as Ryback because it is The Ryback who is the one that Rules.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Ryback and Swagger should form a stable where they're high school bullies.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Say 'Thank you, Ershin'.

Say it.



GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Ryback and Swagger should form a stable where they're high school bullies.

Make it a trio with Riley.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Ryback and Swagger should form a stable where they're high school bullies.

finally a chance for Alex Riley to shine

edit: oh goddamit, efb

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger


Shots fired

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA






gently caress, beaten and with all the tweets too.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Ryback Rules

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

still a threat


Meat on the loving table

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

oatgan posted:

Ryback Rules

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em

Pillbug

NienNunb posted:

Meat on the loving floor, because whoops missed the table

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

oatgan posted:

Ryback Rules

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:





gently caress, beaten and with all the tweets too.
Should have had Kane be the author

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Pillbug

CM Punk should stop being a bully

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



MotU posted:

CM Punk should stop being a bully

I hate bullies

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




Road Dogg is talking about the Punk thing with fans, nothing super-interesting but it's cool that he's talking I guess

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.


Fat Lowtax posted:

Road Dogg is talking about the Punk thing with fans, nothing super-interesting but it's cool that he's talking I guess

He's basically being a company man ala "It's only one side of the story! I mean, I'm not saying I know the whole story, but maybe chill out on Hunter and Vince some huh?" Which is kinda funny considering the Voodoo Kin Mafia and all (although he did address this and said his anger clouded his judgment at the time.)

Ryback is, by several accounts, an actual meathead, so the reaction isn't surprising. Not that I'm dogging the guy for biting back, but the part that bugs me is the notion that he would "push myself for hours on end even when hurt." He seems to be implying Punk is a pussy for being concerned about his health, and that's the attitude wrestlers have had for decades, which is partly why so many wrestlers are broken down and Vince's pockets are full as a result.

If you take nothing else away from this whole Punk thing, it's that the overall health of their wrestlers still isn't a total priority. If it wasn't for Guerrero dropping dead, they probably wouldn't even have a wellness policy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

oatgan posted:

I hate bowlies

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Two Beans posted:

NienNunb posted:

Meat on the loving floor, because whoops missed the table


I'm loving that there's no shortage of these "Ryback missed the table" jokes.

Ryback, you do indeed rule, even though you're dumb as gently caress. Let's play Star Fox sometime and figure out how to kill Cody Rhodes.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Speedboat Jones posted:

Let's play Star Fox sometime and figure out how to kill Cody Rhodes.
Attempt a supposedly unbotchable wrestling move on him, it would appear.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Ryback did nothing (other than all the things he did*) wrong.

*those things don't count.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority


Because of Ryback, I make incessant "DA BIG GUY" statements when I'm using Cho'Gath or the Geth Juggernaut, so despite him killing CM Punk I am thankful for him.

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



Ryback

    Needs coffee

    Rules

    Beef Jerky

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

Shine posted:

Because of Ryback, I make incessant "DA BIG GUY" statements when I'm using Cho'Gath or the Geth Juggernaut, so despite him killing CM Punk I am thankful for him.

BIG RACKS
30 STACKS

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Did you do somethin' with your hair?




Ryback will miss his health more than he missed that table

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Things that have been established since CM Punks podcast:

Ryback RULES
&
CM Punk draws more heat NOT as a wrestler

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