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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

Assuming he doesn't end up like Kurt Angle first, I can see D-Bry being an awesome dad.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

sticklefifer posted:

Assuming he doesn't end up like Kurt Angle first, I can see D-Bry being an awesome dad.

Whether he ends up like Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit may change depending on the outcome.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Shima Honnou posted:

Whether he ends up like Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit may change depending on the outcome.

Daniel would end up flipping out and making everybody Kale.

I wouldn't worry.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



reignofevil posted:

Daniel would end up flipping out and making everybody Kale.

I wouldn't worry.

Corporate Kale, or the Demon Kale?

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

sticklefifer posted:

Assuming he doesn't end up like Kurt Angle first, I can see D-Bry being an awesome dad.

Who needs vaccinations when you have the power of crystals

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


reignofevil posted:

Daniel would end up flipping out and making everybody Kale.

I wouldn't worry.

Daniel Bryan kaled his family and himself

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary


kale-ah, kale-ahhhhh

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

reignofevil posted:

Daniel would end up flipping out and making everybody Kale.

I wouldn't worry.

DB: But now I tell you, there was MEAT IN THE STEW I MADE YOU FOR DINNER!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brie: ...human meat?

DB: No, it was chicken.

Brie: Yummy!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

Whether he ends up like Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit may change depending on the outcome.

DB is doing a fine job of killing a Daniel already

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


MotU posted:

DB is doing a fine job of killing a Daniel already

Oh babey, oh hell yeah

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



MotU posted:

DB is doing a fine job of killing a Daniel already

Lol

Young Pageviews
May 26, 2014

Let's get this wrestling!


TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

You start out in 1954 by saying, "Mark, mark, mark." By 1968 you can't say "mark"—that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like they've never wrestled, funny ain't money, and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now that you're talking about the It Factor, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is that marks get hurt worse than smart fans. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the mark problem one way or the other. You follow me—because obviously sitting around saying, "We want to book this," is much more abstract than even the "you never wrestled" thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than "Mark, mark."

This was a great post.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Taz spent most of today arguing with fans on twitter after he said Cesaro wearing a towel to the ring was ripping him off

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


oatgan posted:

Taz spent most of today arguing with fans on twitter after he said Cesaro wearing a towel to the ring was ripping him off

Read bottom to top, folks. Or don't. It'll make about the same sense.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004


I am gonna assume Taz was not the first wrestler to wear a towel to the ring either.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Taz invented towels. Before Taz we just shook our asses in the wind.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Gonzo McFee posted:

Taz invented towels. Before Taz we just shook our asses in the wind.

We still do. It's called twerking maggle and we love it.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

At least Cesaro's "my arms are anti-aircraft guns" pose is his own.

Next Taz will criticize Brock Lesnar for doing suplexes like some sort of human suplex machine.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



sticklefifer posted:

At least Cesaro's "my arms are anti-aircraft guns" pose is his own.

Next Taz will criticize Brock Lesnar for doing suplexes like some sort of human suplex machine.

Only if Brock does anything other than German suplexes.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary


I might be misremembering but didn't Taz (or Heyman) get the towel idea from some boxer? I want to say Tyson but I don't think that's it

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END


TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

I might be misremembering but didn't Taz (or Heyman) get the towel idea from some boxer? I want to say Tyson but I don't think that's it

Taz got it from Mike Tyson, but it's not a ripoff because, and this is Taz's own justification, Tyson wore a white towel on his neck, but Taz wore a black towel on his head.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!




gently caress off, Taz.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary


jfc Young Minoru was a handsome man

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Taz got it from Mike Tyson, but it's not a ripoff because, and this is Taz's own justification, Tyson wore a white towel on his neck, but Taz wore a black towel on his head.

So he's pretty much the wrestling equivalent of some DeviantArt geek writing "Original Character: Do Not Steal!!!" under his Sonic recolour

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007





One of the greatest towel bearers in wrestling history

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


dsriggs posted:



gently caress off, Taz.

Never occurred to me the Swirl Hair was young and hot as fuuuuuuck at one point. God drat.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



What is it about TNA that makes everyone a shitter?

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012


dsriggs posted:



gently caress off, Taz.

No loving way is that Suzuki.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

jfc Young Minoru was a handsome man


So he's pretty much the wrestling equivalent of some DeviantArt geek writing "Original Character: Do Not Steal!!!" under his Sonic recolour

Sure was. Thought it was Shibata for a second.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


weekly font posted:

What is it about TNA that makes everyone a shitter?

The desperation to be relevant.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


It's seriously blowing my mind that Suzuki was so drat handsome

Dias
Feb 20, 2011



I SURVIVED THE AWFUL BLOCK, AGDQ 2018


I'm glad the collective reaction to young MiSu was

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



dsriggs posted:


gently caress off, Taz.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Dias posted:

I'm glad the collective reaction to young MiSu was

A stern warning to all of us that youth is fleeting.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Jesus Suzuki handsome as heck

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!



he knows...


bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

What happened to my manners? I haven't properly introduced myself.


Fan of Britches

dsriggs posted:



gently caress off, Taz.



Now that is a handsome man

PUNKS DIET SODA
Nov 24, 2007

John. What are you doing.

dsriggs posted:



gently caress off, Taz.

Holy poo poo what a babe

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

bradzilla posted:



Now that is a handsome man

He must hide his face under a towel, for fear of impregnating all the women in the audience with but one glance.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


You could blade on those cheekbones tho.

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013


Man, that Devil Fruit he's eaten has really done a number on his body, to go from such a handsome man to the scary killing machine he looks like these days.

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