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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I think they'll do Punk vs Saige Northcutt as a tv main event

https://twitter.com/HeyWrongMan/status/955228605960736768?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

schweens fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jan 22, 2018

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Ki is one of the best examples I've ever seen in wrestling of somebody buying their hype so thoroughly that they completely killed their own career. It's a shame, because he's really good, but talk about not being worth the trouble.

Ryback though

King Bahamut
Nov 12, 2003
internet internet lama sabacthani

Ryback got a multi year run in the big time, at least. Ki hasn’t figured out wrestling’s a work yet

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

King Bahamut posted:

Ryback got a multi year run in the big time, at least. Ki hasn’t figured out wrestling’s a work yet

Yeah, and I get the impression that with Ryback, at least part of the problem is that Ryback is just stupid. Look at any time the guy give his opinion on ANYTHING non-wrestling related.

With Ki, it's ego and buying his own hype. There's a story where Gabe wanted him and Jigsaw go something like 40-50 minutes, but Gabe being Gabe, has Jigsaw tell Ki, and supposedly this is how the conversation went:

Jigsaw: *relays instructions*

Ki: I'm a world class striker, I feel you would only last about 7-8 minutes with me.


Ki also refused to put over Cesaro once. gently caress him, Cesaro's better.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jan 22, 2018

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


You may have glossed over the "really good" part.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
World class striker eh? Is that why he decided to throw a spin kick instead of punching during the nXt Punching Bag challenge and ended up with a score lower than Michael Cole?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Does UFC have to buy him out if they can't find a suitable opponent for him?

Does UFC contracts still have the clause that they can cut you coming off a loss? Because....

Anyway, Punk's got value as a brand ambassador to UFC, and if he does want to wrestle for some reason (that Young Bucks show being a prime example), UFC can negotiate a cut like they did with Connor and his boxing match.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



I wanna go ride roller coasters with Muta!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BePcBADAqGo/

edit
I can't make this imbed

Beer_Suitcase fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 22, 2018

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Phenix Rising posted:

You may have glossed over the "really good" part.

I mean if you're a fan of homophobic poo poo-tier podcasts then yeah he's the guy for you

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
low ki rules

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/TrueKofi/status/955323047388614656

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/955460458840027138

matt hardy's twitter account is trying to make lemonade out of the lemon 205 live tour

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I'm super into Tozawa and Ali being totally bemused while Gran Metalik seems intrigued.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the thing with Low Ki is that nowadays everyone knows he's gonna try and starch you. BUT if you decide to beat him to the proverbial kick, he'll whine and cry about how unprofessional you are.

I've seen lots of dudes work through issues of hitting each other too hard in the middle of the ring. Its great poo poo. Everyone hits each other hard as gently caress, and either keeps doing that or they dial it down.

You don't get that with Low Ki. he stiffs you, you stiff him back, he fuckin tantrums. Complains to the ref, complains to the promoter, its embarassing.

So yeah, Low Ki is great if you're the kind of person that always has to be player 1.

Also calling him a world class striker is a bit of a stretch when he can't defend himself from a headlock sucker punch.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/955506142100287496

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/jamesmiglehart/status/955242290494296065

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

VJeff posted:

I'm super into Tozawa and Ali being totally bemused while Gran Metalik seems intrigued.

I'm super into WWE remembering Gran Metalik exists, and it'd be cool if they actually used him and gave him time to show that he is extremely good.

Have him be one of Matt Hardy's seven deities err Historical Figures He Hangs Out With, I don't give a gently caress. He's Genghis Khan reborn as a luchador, why not?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Our next contestant on "Who's a god drat scumbag?" is...

https://twitter.com/missgucciwitch/status/955496170414985216

Enzo Amore! :bravo:

Copy in case it gets deleted: https://i.imgur.com/J7xLL03.png

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

A lot of her story/stories doesn't add up but I bet the raped by Enzo part is true

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
None of those screenshots really prove anything happened so I don't know why she's using them. All it shows is they were in contact in October and she said she was fine?

Not saying it's not true, mind.

https://twitter.com/ShiteBeard/status/954317220313747456

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Enzo and Post Malone hanging out makes way too much sense

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/955551583668002817

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/A1Wrestling/status/955538857956724738

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
I just remember that tweet where Enzo came in a strip club and nobody knew who he was and he didn't tip

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Low Desert Punk posted:

I just remember that tweet where Enzo came in a strip club and nobody knew who he was and he didn't tip

If he came in a strip club then you'd expect him to give more than just a tip.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

(penis sword fights)

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



( gayman , my friend knew one of them )

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Gonzo McFee posted:

If he came in a strip club then you'd expect him to give more than just a tip.

:drat:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


WWE Discussion for 1/22 is "Inappropriate and very Gay"

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Fumaofthelake posted:

Enzo and Post Malone hanging out makes way too much sense
Post Malone isn't a terrible person, just ugly and annoying as gently caress. I've heard from people who have been around him he's a total class act.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Gonzo McFee posted:

If he came in a strip club then you'd expect him to give more than just a tip.

My favorite part of that enzo strip club story was when she refused to go to his room to gently caress, so his compromise was for her to go to his room and watch him smoke weed

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Oh Rusev

https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/955650766328475648

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


Rusev has achieved peak over: the overness of giving zero fucks.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Best case scenario is he keeps making money while being at least an act that keeps showing up and gets responses, worst case scenario he pulls a Cody Rhodes while being better than Cody Rhodes

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

youve got your best and worst backwards

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i meant for him, but then i forget there is more money on the indies and other places these days so i'll call it a wash

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/955678779501719554

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

my favorite part of the email is (possibly with VAGINA!)

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/ThisIsMelSantos/status/955775627667189761

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Skylar Faith Button is my My Little Pony self insert fan fiction character.

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