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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008


A loving LMFAO gimmick. Jesus.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Get with the times, grandpa. Embrace it.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

KungFu Grip posted:

A loving LMFAO gimmick. Jesus.

A returning Brian Armstrong forms the LMF Age Outlaws.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

KungFu Grip posted:

A loving LMFAO gimmick. Jesus.

I love it. Ryder only needs a bit of leopard print to get on this train.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Is this the guy they're grooming to replace Zack Ryder?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Bocc Kob posted:

Is this the guy they're grooming to replace Zack Ryder?

More than likely. Which is funny because Derrick Bateman could probably do a good job but he still smells like NXT.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Hey, it's a younger Phil "I'm the Fuckin' Best Evah" Baroni.

"Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay loving video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss."

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Who in the gently caress is this guy and how does he own so hard

He is the successor to Sweet Papi Sanchez.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

KungFu Grip posted:

A loving LMFAO gimmick. Jesus.
Oh, there's some LMFAO'ing going on in this thread alright.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Edwardian posted:

He is the successor to Sweet Papi Sanchez.

Let's not go too far. There is a limit that Sweet Papi Sanchez crossed.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

TedDiBiaseJr posted:

Currently fighting pneumonia and looks like I’m about to fight a Hurricane… What else ya got??
I don't like Helms' chances... :drat:

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
FYI Zubaz are legit cool again because remembering the 90s is how people communicate in the year 2012.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://mobile.twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/240293303340367873
Man that is a small dog

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

John Cena posted:

I dont even know where to begin. The choices we make define our #legacy tonight the @wwe champ showed many things none have 2 do w #respect

In unrelated news, lots of @PabstBlueRibbon fans out there. Milwaukee is where they brew it. Home is where i enjoy it #alwaysberesponsible
Is there nothing he won't shill for? Now it's local beer.

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Aug 28, 2012

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

Perigryn posted:

Is there nothing he won't shill for? Now it's local beer.

PBR? John Cena isn't turning heel, he's turning hipster.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

DannoMack posted:

FYI Zubaz are legit cool again because remembering the 90s is how people communicate in the year 2012.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Quantrill posted:

PBR? John Cena isn't turning heel, he's turning hipster.
The FIEND! Turning heel is too mainstream for him.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Daniel Byran always retweets Brie's tweets about them. :3:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Quantrill posted:

PBR? John Cena isn't turning heel, he's turning hipster.

Turn John Cena into Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Lone Rogue posted:

Turn John Cena into Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

I've been wanting this character as a villain in wrestling for so long, but I don't think that a guy huffing gas constantly, even in kayfabe, would play well in the Wellness Policy world. Hopper is my favourite villain ever though.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

flashy_mcflash posted:

I've been wanting this character as a villain in wrestling for so long, but I don't think that a guy huffing gas constantly, even in kayfabe, would play well in the Wellness Policy world. Hopper is my favourite villain ever though.
He doesn't need the gas. He can just make his MEAN face all the time.

Edit:

Mick Foley posted:

Can I clear up this rumor about me not getting along with Triple H?

Triple H is the man responsible for bringing me back to WWE. I am very happy in my role as WWE Ambassador, and have a variety of WWE projects due out in the next few months: a children's book, a set of cards that I did the writing for, and the WWE13 game that I am apparently featured prominently in. I am hoping to use the release of the book to become a much larger part of WWE's "Be A STAR" campaign.

WWE has gone out of their way to clear considerable chunks of time for me, including the Montreal and Edinburgh comedy festivals and the upcoming Singapore Writer's Festival (more on that in a few days) and February tour of Australia.

And if I ever feel like I need a quick Foley fix; like I absolutely need to hear thousands of people chanting my name? Well,pretty much any house show I want to appear at is just a phone call (or text) away.

There is no higher form of flattery for me than showing up on another WWE Superstar's highlight video. I was thrilled to be there three times for Triple H.

Bottom line: I'm happy. I'm part of the company I love, and I get to try things on my own. Thank you, Triple H, for bringing me back to WWE

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 28, 2012

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
Lance Storm is tweeting his thoughts while watching DVRed RAW:

quote:

Am I the only one who preferred the Nickleback theme?

Why is Vicky complaining about a stip of a match her guy already won?

I know I'm in the minority but of all the HHH stuff DX was my least favourite

I can't watch Anger Management skits #FF

"@Danilo_NNavarro: @Storm_Wrestling It was the most funny part of the Raw last nite." I don't watch wrestling to laugh at skits

My current biggest pet peeve is when guys no sell everything post match

#FF the Santino Slater match too

Funkasourus up next, is there anything serious on this show?

This has been your Grumpy Lance Storm update.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

#FF?

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Fast forward.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
I do watch wrestling to laugh, but that skit was pretty atrocious.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Bocc Kob posted:

I do watch wrestling to laugh, but that skit was pretty atrocious.

You and Lance Storm are horrifically wrong :colbert:

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
It reminded me of that episode of the Simpsons with Frank Grimes and Homer related all his past wacky experiences with no subtlety or purpose except for the viewers to go, "yeah, I remember that too. Hah! :haw:"

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Bocc Kob posted:

I do watch wrestling to laugh, but that skit was pretty atrocious.

Kane saved it from being truly horrible.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lance also thinks Corner Gas is the funniest show ever, so yea...

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

sportsgenius86 posted:

Lance also thinks Corner Gas is the funniest show ever, so yea...

Well you call yourself a sports genius so...

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Frot Lesnar posted:

Well you call yourself a sports genius so...
There's a thread title in TFF that references this!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Frot Lesnar posted:

Well you call yourself a sports genius so...

Yes but this is in no way indicative of how truly strange and unfunny Corner Gas is.

the_Vandal
Feb 7, 2004

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
What does Lance think about the Red Green Show and what are his feelings on duct tape?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Lance Storm. Serious and dull at all times.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Corner Gas is great hth.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Looks like X-pac also is a fan of Ron Paul

Sean Waltman posted:


After treating Ron Paul like a step child by the RNC, I'd shove it up theirs & run 3rd party. Sorry Rand can fend for himself in GOP ville.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

bobkatt013 posted:

Looks like X-pac also is a fan of Ron Paul

He is also re-tweeting Alex Jones.

This should come as no surprise to anyone.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lillian Garcia posted:

Congrats @McCoolMichelleL & Taker! Soooooo happy 2 hear about ur new bundle of joy!!! #BestWishes!! ;)).
A PHENOManal Baby (HAAAAAAAAA!) :D


Yoshi Tatsu posted:

Lesson 120 #wherestrent = Trent wa doko da? (とれんと は どこ だ?)

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Aug 29, 2012

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Trent should be in katakana, not hiragana. :argh:

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Atticus Finch posted:

Daniel Byran always retweets Brie's tweets about them. :3:

So are they actually dating or is this some long running joke from DB's RAW debut?

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