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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Fsmhunk posted:

As a non-straight man I'd like to say I also think he is extremely hot.

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

Whatever that Wrestlesplania host needs to tell himself to keep from crying at night, I guess.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Wendell posted:

Whatever that Wrestlesplania host needs to tell himself to keep from crying at night, I guess.

Both hosts are women.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Big Huski Boi posted:

Both hosts are women.

It's the horniest podcast out there

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

It's the horniest podcast out there

they released an episode about Cesaro today and the first thing they went off on was the photos of him at the beach with giant pigs.

they're the best.

https://twitter.com/wrestlesplania/status/1141724000919445504

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

It's the horniest podcast out there

Most Recent Podcast Title: This Is Like Brazzers Level (Cesaro)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Cesaro looking like he's about to introduce a market place to Steam with a big European dick energy like that.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Please have higher standards in men y’all

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


NienNunb posted:

Please have higher standards in men y’all

Post a picture of you at a beach with pigs and we'll talk

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


NienNunb posted:

Please have higher standards in men y’all
i can't

i won't

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Rusev is hotter than Finn

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

NienNunb posted:

Please have higher standards in men y’all

I absolutely refuse.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

NienNunb posted:

One of the hosts from Wrestlesplania once said that Finn Balor is what straight men think an attractive man looks like and I think about that every time conversations like this happen.

Thid is such a stupid rear end take lmao. Yeah it's actually fairly straight of you to want to hug and kiss the handsome man with a demigod like body, straight guy much?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Fsmhunk posted:

Thid is such a stupid rear end take lmao. Yeah it's actually fairly straight of you to want to hug and kiss the handsome man with a demigod like body, straight guy much?

Turn your monitor

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


WatermelonGun posted:

Rusev is hotter than Finn

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Beauty is subjective as gently caress.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if we can't get Cesaro and Goto to wrestle, can we get them to gently caress?

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

coconono posted:

if we can't get Cesaro and Yoshi-Hashi to wrestle, can we get them to gently caress?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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coconono posted:

if we can't get Cesaro and Goto to wrestle, can we get them to gently caress?

This but Natalya and Alexa and in Saudi Arabia

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

oldpainless posted:

This but Natalya and Alexa and in Saudi Arabia

I think I heard this one on Wrestlerotica

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

coconono posted:

if we can't get Cesaro and SANADA to wrestle, can we get them to gently caress?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

WatermelonGun posted:

Rusev is hotter than Finn

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if you can't see how cute Cesaro and Goto would look cuddling, you don't deserve an imagination.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1141774687694938117

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1141775444255096837

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
He's not wrong.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

He's absolutely right if you assume that by "wrestling" people mean WWE.

I remember wondering if I hated wrestling. It was nice to realize I didn't, I just hated what WWE had turned into.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



the escape goat posted:

they released an episode about Cesaro today and the first thing they went off on was the photos of him at the beach with giant pigs.

This just reminds me that some escort agency had a flyer and used a picture of Cesaro as their "we have male escorts too!" promo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

NienNunb posted:

Please have higher standards in men y’all

:goonsay:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Abroham Lincoln posted:

This just reminds me that some escort agency had a flyer and used a picture of Cesaro as their "we have male escorts too!" promo

I'd love to hear Cesaro react to this. Because out of character he seems like a funny dude.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

WatermelonGun posted:

Rusev is hotter than Finn

Rusev is the bear we all deserve.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/TaynaraContiWWE/status/1141524532034977793

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if that's a pointless work it fuckin sucks and if that's real it sucks. i might have left out something that it could be. if you say one i will reply

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I had to look up a picture Taynara because I don't watch this garbage and is she supposed to look 40 years old? I'm not saying she looks bad because she doesn't but the silvered hair and the 40lbs of makeup is a thing old people do.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Xia Lee has an amazing body so if that’s supposed to be a worked tweet it doesn’t make much sense. And if it’s real than she can gently caress off.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/hairywrestling/status/1141792376299622400?s=21

Aja vs. the world, book it u cowards

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

coconono posted:

I had to look up a picture Taynara because I don't watch this garbage and is she supposed to look 40 years old? I'm not saying she looks bad because she doesn't but the silvered hair and the 40lbs of makeup is a thing old people do.

She's Brazilian. No, really, trust me on this one.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

the escape goat posted:

they released an episode about Cesaro today and the first thing they went off on was the photos of him at the beach with giant pigs.

they're the best.

https://twitter.com/wrestlesplania/status/1141724000919445504

Being in the water with giant pigs sounds like a scenario from Resident Evil moreso than something I would pay money for

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Aesop Poprock posted:

Being in the water with giant pigs sounds like a scenario from Resident Evil moreso than something I would pay money for

You should probably stay away from beaches this 4th of July

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

She's so loving pleased to have caved in that lady's septum

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011


it was inevitable that the trend of wwe wrestlers doing tweets like this would lead to it being just downright lovely

Xia Li owns and it sucks she's not used as much

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