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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

sportsgenius86 posted:

I would feel worse if she wasn't the only human on planet earth who didn't see this ending in a manner such as this.

There are plenty of gym people who are positive loyal and wonderful people.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RacistGuidingLight posted:

There are plenty of gym people who are positive loyal and wonderful people.

but not ROIDED UP LUNKHEADS

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I guess I know what I'm doing next Saturday: https://twitter.com/WAW_UK/status/837694105979342848?s=09

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

watching Swagger wrestle Alberto's replacement?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I was going to say how it's for Paige's family's promotion so he might be more reliable but then I remembered how he's gotten into fights with his own brother on tours so family probably wouldn't stop him from screwing it up.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/837773736203931649

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Marmaduke! posted:

I was going to say how it's for Paige's family's promotion so he might be more reliable but then I remembered how he's gotten into fights with his own brother on tours so family probably wouldn't stop him from screwing it up.

It's already been screwed up. WWE told Pro Wrestling Sheet they haven't granted Swagger's release yet AND there's a 90-day no-compete clause after they do

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I love Chuck Taylor and really wish he could be misused on Raw.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

It's already been screwed up. WWE told Pro Wrestling Sheet they haven't granted Swagger's release yet AND there's a 90-day no-compete clause after they do

Either Swagger is really stupid or he's trying to pick a legal fight with WWE. I could see him setting up a suit over the independent contractor status unless he's given zero thought to this.

Wrestlers are really stupid though.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

MassRafTer posted:

Either Swagger is really stupid or he's trying to pick a legal fight with WWE. I could see him setting up a suit over the independent contractor status unless he's given zero thought to this.

Wrestlers are really stupid though.

in a question of 'is Jack Swagger just not very bright or is he setting up an elaborate attempt to lead a legal revolution against the WWE' the answer is clear in our hearts

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Is Jack Swagger, the man who loves weed and DUIs more than professional wrestling, stupid?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Two legends https://twitter.com/DanaBrookeWWE/status/838014768594235392

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



also featuring Arnold and Dana

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

Is Jack Swagger, the man who loves weed and DUIs more than professional wrestling, stupid?

i love weed more than wwe also

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Weed the people

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
lol just lol if somehow you love wrestling more than weed

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Wrestling is like my number 2 but the gulf between it and weed is vast

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Mystery Opponent posted:

lol just lol if somehow you love wrestling more than weed
I really don't like weed at all, whereas I have been known, on occasion, to enjoy wrestling. It's getting increasingly rare, but it does happen.

HerraS posted:

also featuring Arnold and Dana
https://instagram.com/p/BRMCiv-A2La/

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Incidentally weed and wrestling go great together

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

^^^ :hfive:

Wrestling and weed is a great combo imo

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Weed and the Sami Nakamura match were how I sold my friends and girlfriend on wrestling so I wouldn't have to go to shows alone. It worked almost too well.

ribtstu
Feb 11, 2017

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


SunshineDanceParty posted:

Weed and the Sami Nakamura match were how I sold my friends and girlfriend on wrestling so I wouldn't have to go to shows alone. It worked almost too well.

I'm going to change my name to Sami Nakamura and smoke a lot of weed.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Bad job, Randy

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Is that microwave bacon?

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Also, how do you gently caress up toast that badly

it's toast

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
unmelted torn pieces of american cheese and big glops of ketchup. the breakfast of champions.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Looks like free hotel breakfast

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Tato posted:

unmelted torn pieces of american cheese and big glops of ketchup. the breakfast of champions.

on a paper plate

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Those are the driest scrambled eggs I've ever seen. How do you dry out scrambled egg?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

i'm seein' double! four hall of famers!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The_Rob posted:

Is that microwave bacon?

Yes it is

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


instead of sister abigail's skeleton, this should be the reason for the bray feud

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
That breakfast is grounds for divorce I'm just not sure who should be serving the papers.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838510866710609920 Big E and Chucky T's responses are the best part.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Minus the ketchup Id eat that drat breakfast

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Tato posted:

unmelted torn pieces of american cheese and big glops of ketchup. the breakfast of champions.

The cheese came from the plate next to it.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Ishin posted:

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838510866710609920 Big E and Chucky T's responses are the best part.

Sign Chuck Taylor and put him in The New Day

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
SAY RUBBER EGGS AND LIMP BACON

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
SAY RUBBER EGGS AND LIMP BACON
I HEAR TOAST THAT'S DRYING
I SEE BACON FRYING
I TASTE CHEESE THAT AIN'T WORTH BUYING
I FEEL MY BLOOD PRESSURE RISING

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