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Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


@wwe_creative is horrible now, don't follow it

@hacksawjduggan is pretty good

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Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I had an account suspended a month ago (WWE are probably in really good relations with Twitter as far as suspension of gimmick accounts goes, there was a massacre that day) and Twitter reversed the suspension after less than a day when I sent a message to the Twitter employee that suspended my account, so this is what you should do!

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


You should've received an e-mail that says why you were suspended, the e-mail directs you to a Twitter support ticket that you reply to and that should do it

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


And then we talk on IRC about the thread

I love it

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


top bunk wanter is indeed miserable, and he comes to this thread to get cheered up by funny tweets but alas, it was not meant to be...

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


MassRayPer posted:

I am sure that is what they will tell themselves when they think about how much money they are missing out on or how it sucks not having any income when you are injured due to no downsides. But hey, at least we can use the word WRESTLE.

Who needs money when you get to practice the art of Proffessional Wrestling and not be neutered in World's Worst Entertainment.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Sue Denim posted:


Anyway, who's interesting to follow on Twitter at the moment? Whenever I log in there' nothing interesting wrestling wise on my feed.

Real :
http://twitter.com/!/the_ironsheik

http://twitter.com/!/HEELZiggler

http://twitter.com/!/KILLSTEENKILL

http://twitter.com/!/kikutarosan

http://twitter.com/!/scottstanford1

Fake :

http://twitter.com/!/HacksawJDuggan

http://twitter.com/!/Not_Mr_McMahon

http://twitter.com/!/CrankyVince

http://twitter.com/!/DumbKellyKelly

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


They have a Twitter bot that automatically follows people that tweet keywords, hoping that those people will follow them back.

Mystery Opponent fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2011 around 22:52

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


How does one hypothetically suck a dick

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


If you hypothetically suck a dick it must be a very bad blowjob

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Lone Rogue posted:

But let's say, hypothetically, that you enjoyed it. Therefore, it was hypothetically a good blowjob.

Trip report : Hypothetical Blowjobs definitely not as good as Real Blowjobs

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


2/3 of an Oreo



Just kidding, I don't want that tag team to ever exist because Kofi sucks and would drag Sheamus down

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


oh boy I can't wait to see the daily hijinks of Dusty Rhodes, like him burning a cross on some black dude's lawn and

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Batista liked Daniel Bryan before everyone did and started hating him before everyone did.

Basically, Batista is a wrestling hipster

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Batista outweighs Bryan by about 70lbs and trains in MMA regularly, so that would be a pretty interesting fight to behold

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


JR tweets about a million times a day, every time I try to follow him I end up unfollowing him two days later.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I thought that AJ's shtick was "I suck at wrestling but oh boy do I LOVE animes"

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


@WWERawGM posted:

“@MsTia_TashaMac Raw won't be the same with you are in charge. Someone needs to put you in your place” It's a bit early for the Hall of Fame

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


It's a work

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Colt has always been unfunny on Twitter but he got away with it because he didn't post dumb "this bitch is a WHORE" jokes

Couldn't he at least work a Batista Dick joke in there somewhere, I mean this poo poo just writes itself

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Gaylord Plower posted:

Is there some deeper layer to Devitt's twitter or is it just funny because it's terrible? It's reads like a 13 year old talking poo poo over Xbox live (and not intentionally)

He's in Glorious Nippon so his Gaijin Trash Talking is some sort of a Grave Offense against Bushido, and not just lovely Twitter posts

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Is this Maria auditioning for the role of an Australian?

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


MassRafTer posted:

In 25 years I will still be wondering how they created the first dog with a half human face.

That's Brie you racist.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Ryback Rules

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I can't laugh at a dude's jokes if he roids and can't rock a fedora

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


As a fellow horologist I'm glad that Cena finally found an IWC boutique.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Deadpool posted:

Holy poo poo Dave. The best burn.

I read the exchange and didn't understand why a Thunder reference is funny in 2014, and then someone in IRC pointed out that it's a dig at TNA and my faith in Little Dave has been restored

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


The dude next to him is clearly TAKA Michinoku. It all makes sense.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I watched the highlights of the match on WWE.com and there's a loud Let's Go Ziggler chant going on soooo

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Why is fake razor yelling?

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Twitter sucks and it's also full of meanies like Top Bunk Wanter

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I hope that Lance stays healthy and will see the error in his ways

Rise above hate

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Actually he's sucking his gut in real hard

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


lol I was kidding, maybe he did lose a lot of weight, but he needed to lose like 50lbs and you don't do that in a month

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


How big is Punk's dick

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I agree

Also please don't fat shame Chris Hero

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Who gives a poo poo

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


TheJoker138 posted:

How dare we discuss things happening on Twitter in the Twitter thread.

No one gives a poo poo how much the average pasty goon gets offended by a pretty lady wearing a costume that looks to be in good taste and not offensive at all

They sell this poo poo at Walmart for god's sake

tl;dr version : stfu

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


I have seen the error of my ways and shall soon update my blog with a wall of text concerning the gross defamation of my people's heritage that is caused by amazon selling rabbi halloween costumes

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Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


Alain Post posted:

You know, if you think about it, John Cena's whole gimmick is basically racist.

Winners aren't a race

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