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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

smashpro1 posted:

Colt Cabana posted:

Thinking bout changing my finisher to the BIG BOOT. #PropWrestlingComedian



He is going to get a job in Australia.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

coconono posted:

nah, verbal abuse of divas is passe. Because seriously....they're divas. They don't even have dignity left.

Tell that to Beth Phoenix or Kharma

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Sionistic posted:

Does that mean that he pretended something fake was real so much that it became real?

Hogan is a wizard. It all makes sense.

So :russo:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Hero of the former LF: Daniel Bryan.

Would he feud with Kane Hero of the original LF

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Bocc Kob posted:

Had too much Juvi Juice. :(

So he took some PCP and started running around a hotel naked and hit a cop?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Also his blog that he wrote after Randy Savage was awesome and horrible at the same time. Awesome how he remembered the crazy times he, Mr. Perfect, and Randy Savage had when the traveled together. Horrible due to when he saw Kevin Nash called he thought Scott Hall died, and that is what he expects every time Nash calls.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Minor point, but didn't Triple H call, not Nash?

Ya that is right. He took it off his site so I was basing it off memory.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lone Rogue posted:

There is no place for Chain Gang Soldiers at the Palace of Wisdom.

So he is trying to pull a Matt Hardy?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

flashy_mcflash posted:

He doesn't. The ultra-conservative poo poo is right from his mouth and from his keyboard. He has no positive message outside of "I am the best and no one but me realizes this"

also Queering doesn't make the world work

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lone Rogue posted:

From L to R: Magus from Chrono Trigger, Carey Price of the Montreal Canadiens, Speedy from the Samurai Pizza Cats, Freakazoid and Scott Hall.

All things Scott Hall sees on a usual night.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

God I am so sad Brian Pillman is dead. :smith:

He is wrestling that pencil in heaven now.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lone Rogue posted:

From what his dad claimed, Carlito's real problem was perscription painkillers.

and being cool

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

The counterpoint to this is the story of Scott Hall in his boxer shorts doing crotch chops at police officers.

Well, and all the other Hall stories.

Has Scott Hall had any suicide attempts like Chyna?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Also Scott does all the poo poo to his body to deal with his PTSD while Chyna has just lost her mind due to drugs and alcohol.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CombineThresher posted:

I imagine the Sandman tapping his glass at a big corporate fundraiser and toasting industry before smashing the glass on his forehead.

If you get fired you get a caning.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I do not believe that Hall when be in it when he has done so much to try to help him. WWE has spend a ridiculous amount of money trying to help him.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

MassRayPer posted:

Does Julius Smokes have twitter? If he does I can't wait for:


Eddie's twitter is suspended an hour later.

For a Scrubs joke?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Glitterbomber posted:

Yea he's one of the rare dudes who does the whole 'turn to god' thing and actually does become a pretty all around better person!

That actually seems to be the case for most wrestlers. That they stop being huge assholes.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Didn't Gangrel get baptized by Shawn Michaels, only to start directing porn soon after?

There is also Jake the snake but the ones who do take it seriously seem to be better people

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Grantonio posted:

Can we all agree Jay Briscoe has the best twitter of any wrestler?

Stone Cold is up there

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The only rule would be no cookies.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Craptacular! posted:

Yeah but for every (from what we know) decent guy like Cena you have jealous assholes like HHH and the usual crazies and imbalanced people drawn to the business.

One thing I've learned from Benoit, Hall, etc is the industry is full of all sorts of weird personal stories and I can't resent Rock for getting out. I'm hoping Jericho is doing his "putting guys over" finale run right now (he made Sheamus look surprisingly competent at the Rumble) and gets out.

Not that Jericho will ever be Rock popular, but he has the looks and charisma to host a Craig Ferguson / Conan style show or something.

He tried being a tv host it failed.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Sting was a great performer who suffered from a draw standpoint because of how reliant everything was on Ric Flair.

He's the classic fall guy example. I can understand the arguments against, but it's loving Sting. Plus he was the hottest thing in the business for a year without wrestling a single goddamn match.

Starrcade 97 ruins everything

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
They are both EVIL

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

sexy_trash posted:

minutes later...


It's great to know that Bret is in a great place in his life, and the Best Wrestler(s) in the World all respect him.

I just hope CM Punk does not take how to be a dick lessons from Dynamite Kid

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Karmine posted:

I don't think Punk needs to take how to be a dick lessons from anybody.

Did punk ever hold a gun to a persons head and pull the trigger? Dynamite did

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

the_Vandal posted:

There was a Sting PPV. Except it was free. And it owned.

Until the end due to Hogan

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Atticus Finch posted:

In fact, it may help!

Come on it is not like they have a Hall of Famer who killed a women and had Vince cover it up. Also one of the most famous wrestlers was not insane with jelously and kept his wife in closets and had people whos one job was to keep him from beating his wife or doing drugs, and he would fail at one of those tasks.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CanadianJericholeaf posted:

Plus she had busted his mouth up on a clothesline prior to that.

She also agreed to it.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Endorph posted:

In real-life: It was an agreed upon scene involving two actors. Do you hate Nicholas Cage for that part in Wicker Man where he runs around punching women while in a bear suit?

In storyline: A woman willingly agreed to enter a match.

Either is pretty different from a dude beating the poo poo out of his girlfriend.

Also it was nothing compared to the Jericho Chyna storyline were he used a hammer on her, or good housekeeping matches.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Oatgan posted:

They should bring back K-Fed, but K-Fed was absolutely great so they won't

They need to bring back Master P.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Looks like WWE got a new road agent, or they hired two wrestlers for lawler demographic.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Endorph posted:

Where does the attack helicopter come in?

Landis is directing this movie?

I wonder who the other four were. I am guessing Tommy Dreamer and who knows the other 4

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Mar 9, 2012

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Flameingblack posted:

Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards are the best two guys to come out of ECW. They're both doing so, so well compared to most of their alumni and they're the nicest guys ever.

The only bad thing I can say about Tommy Dreamer is that he allowed his daughters near the she beast known as Janice Soprano.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Thought that was only an ROH storyline?

I can imagine him sitting around demanding kids to play ECW Anarchy Rulz and ECW Hardcore Revolution

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Germ Incubator posted:



So he is at the monkey cage?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
How can you call this man crazy

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Vince is like Fry in Blackadder goes forth.

Triple H is like Fry in Blackadder two since he is a giant suck up to the person in authority. Then Nursie would be Briscoe or Patterson

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 26, 2012

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

thesteelhellion posted:

But who's Flashheart?

Edge. He will bang anything. Or Mark Henry since he is into transvestites.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

404GoonNotFound posted:

Somewhere, Shelton Benjamin has just felt a disturbance in the force.

Then a Briscoe hits him.

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