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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Alot of PSP people have been unfollowing him lately because of his insufferable self promotion so follow at your own risk, haha.

Yeah I got really sick of him and his podcast.

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Whenever I see JeriShow, I am reminded about HOW CLOSE we were to a sweet Edge & Jericho team :(

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
It's pretty hilarious & great that Bret Hart of all people ended up not being the bitter retired pro wrestler.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I always wonder how things would have been if Bret would have just taken time off to recover from his concussion instead of working through it. I bet Bret thought about that a lot too, during his bitter years.

It's too bad concussions weren't as serious a deal back then as they are now.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Since we're talking about Punk being a jerk to autograph hounds, here's a story I've told a couple times but maybe some newbies haven't heard it.

My girlfriend and I were staying at the same hotel as the wrestlers for the Rumble a couple years back. The lobby had a group of the sleaziest eBay autograph hounds you've ever seen, just lurking and waiting.

We are heading towards the elevators to the rooms, when we hear someone behind us. I look over, and it's CM Punk! He's asking one of the sketchy people for directions to the elevators.

She says "oh go that way" and points the OPPOSITE direction, steering him towards the eBay people.

Anyway, we get on the elevator that actually goes to the rooms, and Punk storms in, super pissed off.

So yeah we we shared an awkward elevator ride with a real angry CM Punk. Of course I was too chicken poo poo to say anything to him, but it was quite the experience.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

thesteelhellion posted:

Steiner gives no fucks about these lawyers.

I suddenly have the mental image of Steiner putting 3 scrawny lawyers in the Steiner Recliner at the same time, like he did to the Jung Dragons in WCW.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I flipped through Puppet H's timeline and he RTs mostly dudes :colbert:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah I'll be honest, I'm never sure if dumb anime style drawings of wrestlers are lame or cool. Most of the time it's horrible and gross, but I can't hate a super deformed Wade Barrett feeding a way happy horse an ear of corn, especially when he obviously has ulterior motives

I miss the old South Park style WWE characters

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Pure poetry. I hope someone is compiling all these tweets into a book

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
JR is in on it, they're working us marks good

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
CM Punk recently posted:

quote:

Poolside. Listening to The Bronx. Planning some sort of hellacious workout for later. Laughing at wrestling "fans" crap opinions and ADD.

I hope he's not defending Raw last night, but who knows what the fans were complaining about.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I hope I get to see a Kevin Steen & Rock tag match in my lifetime.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I don't know why fans would boo Rock in this day & age... sure, in 2002, boo away, but now?

Then again, ROH fans

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Why does he type with an accent?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Vin followed my girlfriend for some reason

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Perigryn posted:

Brock's gonna kill him in front of his kids... :(

I hope they cry like Foley's kids did :)

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I wish Kurt would be more sane, I want to like him

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I would love Kurt back in the WWE if they gave him a house show free schedule. They won't do this, but I don't think I could handle him going back on the road full time, destroying himself with pills and dying.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
My favourite Angle insanity was when he said Vince sends him flowers every Friday, or something like that.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I hear Tony Atlas laughing as I read every AW tweet, it makes things better

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Flameingblack posted:

:allears: Shad looks like such a great guy from his tiwtter feed. Respectful, fun, friendly, and puppies (Not the kind Lawler likes)

My girlfriend and I met Crime Time at a WWE event a few years back. They were both very nice dudes. My girlfriend said she was a big fan, which she was, but then they asked her what the "Crime Time word of the week" was (or whatever they did on their WWE.com video). Of course we didn't know that and looked like FOOLS

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Poor Chris Masters, the true victim of 9/11

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
As silly as RVD selling his ribs after the 5 star frogsplash is, I do love his execution of the move.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

VogeGandire posted:

Eh, it's a bit too sloppy for me. Eddie's splash was crisp as hell.

RVD's sloppiness was part of his charm. To me, sometimes he'd be sloppy as hell, but sometimes he'd do amazing things where you'd be like "HOW DID HE HIT THAT MOVE FROM THERE???"

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Perigryn posted:

What of D-lo's frog splash?

I just got to the time in 2000 where Lo-Down is a tag team, and I think this might be my favourite era for D-lo frog splashes outside of the chest protector time.

Mosh sets the opponent up for a superplex, suplexes him to the middle of the ring, meanwhile D-Lo is already in midair with his frogsplash and finishes the opponent off.

It's awesome.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I bet Ryder would be more into doing the show if WWE pushed him in any way, to reward him for the extra work.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Does someone not just upload NXT to Youtube? That's how I usually watch Raw, someone has it uploaded by the time I'm awake the next day.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Right there Sheamus is reminding me of when Edge was a face trying to get over "Edge-heads", or Kane pushing "Kane-anites"

Or the best of all, "Test-icles"

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Perigryn posted:

"Mr ZIGGLES!"

Haha I forgot that one. WWE really has a hard time making faces compelling

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

HulkaMatt posted:

FROG FACE!!!!!!!!

Goat Face????

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Also, looks like Davey Richards deleted his Twitter, so naturally someone else scooped it up. Let's see what he does with it. https://twitter.com/DaveyRichards83

Haha the fake Davey sure loves talking about WWE

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I actually have those same S&P shakers. They're awful because the salt just pours out of their eyes like crazy, I need a bit more control

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
That's The Rock's pose! You can't do that!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Atticus Finch posted:

I love when people's posts show how far removed they are from popular culture.

The wrestling bubble is so cozy, though

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Wait how is Kharma involved in all of this???

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

DannoMack posted:

It's not like he's hitting on high school girls or something. More power to him!

I feel like one of these days he is going to hit on the wrong girl and get in some poo poo. I assume WWE/Vince could care less if dudes hit on girls, but don't do it in a way where people can share proof of your conversation on the internet you doofus.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
At least he's not saying that we should wait and see and trust in the storytelling plan they have

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The old southern cowboy guy is a racist?!?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
One of these days JR's true nature will surface, and all you people defending him will look quite the fools!

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

njsykora posted:

Please. Please. Please give us Regal vs Ambrose 3.

I wouldn't get your hopes up on that, seeing as how the most WWE has done with Regal in the past few years is have him get beat up by Big Show.

I assume this is a case of Regal really liking Ambrose and trying to give him some hype over Twitter.

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