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SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Jay 2K Winger posted:

More like one and a half minutes.

Surely he now has 6 minutes?

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SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Thats not a geordie, hes wearing long sleeves and it isnt currently snowing.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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VogeGandire posted:

Plus gently caress you guys, Con Air was a good movie.

You're wrong there; Con Air was a GREAT movie. And Drive Angry (3D) was my movie of the year for whatever year that came out. Greatest movie ever to decide that instead of having a sex scene and a gunfight scene that they should just make them both the same scene. Nicholas Cage owns bones and I forgive all his lovely movies because sometimes, just sometimes you need scenery chewing Cage to pick up a movie and carry it to greatness. I mean, hes turned in some legitimately fantastic performances in his day, but they just arent as entertaining as The Rock, Con Air and Drive Angry.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Saul Goode posted:

Cena is the embodiment of a corporate suckass who places more emphasis on good PR than being a good wrestler, of course he's going to be nice to people. He can't sell a feud, build new stars, cut a memorable promo or take any opponent seriously, but he sure can be a nice marketable public face for the WWE. Punk is the antithesis of all of that. If the trade-off for being good at being a professional wrestler is not being a baby-kissing politician to the fans then I'll take it any day of the week.

Or, he could be a legit decent guy whose wrestling you just dont like. Being a bad worker doesnt automatically mean that you are a bad person, and being a good worker doesnt really excuse you being a total toolbox.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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My theory; Hes been bitten by the Big Show, now hes turning into a Big Show. Starting with his face.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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I remember hearing a few years ago that the WWE looked at Venus as a sort of test for prospective talent. If they wanted to give someone a try out they had them do a dark match with Val. He was a solid journeyman wrestler but hardly a ring general who could get a good match out of a broom, so if the match was good then the other guy must have been at least okay, and if the match sucked then they were looking at someone who needs someone to carry them to a decent match. Dont know if any of that is actually true, but there you go.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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The Goog posted:

I think it's very hard to call Ryback's recent Twitter antics "unintentional." The dude is pretty obviously going out of his way to have fun and play off of the people who hate him.

He's still a dangerous worker who shouldn't be on television until he can stop injuring people with basic moves, but he's at least a more entertaining one than he was three months ago.

Move him from active wrestler to WWE social media manager.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Shima Honnou posted:

Actually Batista, people give you poo poo because you tend to walk around looking like this in public.

Via Facebook:


If they make a live action movie of The Goon (the comic, not the hockey playing wrestler) Batista is a lock for the main character. He can even supply his own wardrobe.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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njsykora posted:

Colt is one of the few guys I think can really make decent money just doing random indies around the world so I have no idea why he's constantly hung up about not being in WWE. Like every time there's a former WWE guy on AOW it always ends up at "When I was in developmental..."

Because every time he meets someone who doesnt follow wrestling he has to have this converstion;

"So what do you do?"
"I'm a professional wrestler"
"Really? Are you in the WWF?"
"No."
"Oh."

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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electric funeral posted:

He's working on the greatest baby face comeback of all time

And it was around this time of year if I remember correctly that Jesus joined his first stable.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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I've occasionally wondered; If Austin had kept everything else the same, the look, the moveset, the catchphrases, but had gone with Chilly McFreeze, or Ice Dagger, or Otto Von Ruthless instead of Stone Cold Steve Austin, would he still have got over? Would casual fans have bought T-shirts with "Otto 3:16" on them?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Ryback is loving stupid as the day is long and will believe literally anything he reads in a book

Hears in a book.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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sticklefifer posted:

Hasn't the science been in on vaping not actually being healthier for a long time?

Honestly there hasnt been as many thorough studies on vaping as there really should have been at this point.

Aye Doc posted:

Kane is telling me that vaping is a healthy and safe alternative, and if I can't trust Kane, I can't trust anybody

Well, if anyone should know about the harmful effects of combustion...

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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F. Scott Hitsgerald. The F stands for "Fightin'".

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

He picks at them like everybody else.

It wont get better if you picket.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Big Bidness posted:

How would anyone be able to tell the difference between this and and how the cruiserweights are already booked?

Difference is that they very occasionally get someone with a punishment gimmick over.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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I'm from Glasgow originally and have (briefly) met Nikki a couple of times back when she was in ICW (We have mutual friends, if you know anyone who trains at Source you end up meeting half the indie wrestlers in the west of scotland one way or another). If you told me that she slipped up and accidently called someone a loving oval office then I'd believe it no problem. human being? Not so much. Catching herself about to say "Fuckers" and trying to change it to "Maggots" I'd also believe.

Also, if you think her accent is rough you really dont know many Glaswegians.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Sometimes I think the only Samoan wrestlers who ARENT the rocks cousins are Peter Maivia and Rocky Johnson.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Baron Corbyn posted:

two of them by each other!

Wait... When does the sun hide the moon?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Midnightghoul posted:

I think the point is that people like Dave and Wade way more than they like Rovert

Fixed that for you.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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rovert posted:

Cool I would rather be right than liked.

I mean, thats like me saying I'd rather have super strength than telepathy, but you do you man.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Endorph posted:

listen i dont want to judge a man's grieving but i cannot imagine anything tackier than putting your dead wife's immortal soul in a steelers jar, where the steelers logo is above her name

Really? Because just for instance, I would imagine that assuming to know a strangers dead wifes wishes better than the grieving husband does has to be pretty up there on the tacky scale.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Top L-R: Discount Jack Swagger, Fat Diesel, Tommy Beetus, Paul Smellering

Bottom L-R: Fat Guys Can't Jump, Poor Man's Adrian Adonis, Brutus Queefcake, The Pundit

You see Fat Diesel, I see Skinny Giant Haystacks.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Aphrodite posted:

The too sweet gesture was first used around 3000 B.C. as a way to pay tribute to the Egyptian god Anubis.

As Anubis was the Egyptian psychopomp, the rightful modern owner of the gesture is Roman Reigns, who retired the psychopomp of our generation and inherited his possessions and properties.

Makes sense; Both Kevin Nash and the Ancient Egyptians really knew how to bury a dude.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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For the record, as a science teacher; She's serving us nachos, which has drastically reduced the prep time and expense. Nine pizzas is a lot of pizzas.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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checksin posted:

yeah but how many kids are being served nachos

Mate, none of the kids know who the gently caress Richard Of York was or why he Gave Battle In Vain either. And probably a higher percentage than had ever been given nine pizzas in all fairness. If we're picking holes I have taught kids who I know for a fact dont have Very Excellent Mothers...

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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dsriggs posted:

I’m sure that there’s no more productive way to spend a day than to go back through 5 years worth of a celebrity’s tweets to find some dirt, only to find something inoffensive.

7.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Nah, its just short for Lillian. Very common first name in the rap community for some reason.

Edit: I mean, if you are named Lillian Pump, your basic job choices are rap or porn.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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One thing I've never got is how wrestlers seem to think "big dog" makes you sound tough. I've known some bernese mountain dogs and Newfoundlands. Commentator calls a wrestler "the big dog" I'm not thinking "tough scary bastard", I'm thinking "big drooling softy probably gonna shed all over the furniture".

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Davros1 posted:

Every thread that's posted the poster has the same response "Why is Amy Smart in this?"

My question is, what has she been doing that she shouldn't be doing it? Road Trip and Crank were a looong time ago. It's not like she was Amy Adams and is one of Hollywood's A-Listers. She's a D-Lister at best.

Mate, if all she had ever done in her career was a local drama groups production of "Guys and Dolls" she'd still be too good for "Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars".

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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Mob posted:

Is this the guy whose shoots are like WHICH DIVA IS A BIG OL HO BAG THAT LOVES TO gently caress THE BOYS, WILL YOU PUT HER NAME ON THE WALL OF SKANKS

I've seen bits and pieces of those shoots on youtube, but never sat and watched one all the way through. I've always wondered, has any wrestler just been like "Get out of here with that misogynist poo poo" and refused to participate in that segment?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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davidbix posted:

On the indie level? How exactly, both functionally and legally, do you expect that to happen with legit independent contractors as opposed to the WWE misclassified variety?

The same way plumbers unionise?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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superLINUS posted:

Some sketchy thoughts about a serious topic...

I’m a union man. I’ve been in the union since I’ve been at my work and I’ve been on strike several times to safeguard my employment rights. I LOVE unions.

So I’m stoked that wrestlers are starting to unionise, even if maybe the GMB might be a better fit than Equity. But it opens a can of worms that I don’t think a lot of people have thought about, or want to think about...

Wrestlers aren’t the only people who work at shows. If wrestlers have union protection, then how about other performers, like valets, referees, and ring announcers? How about the ring crew? Or the music guy? Or the ticket seller? Do they not deserve the rights and protections afforded by being in a union?

And this is where it gets sticky. Because although (I’d hope, it’s 2019) wrestlers are paid to perform, many (most?) of the other workers - and it is a job of work - on shows are not. And that’s been the way for a long while and you could wave it away by talking about volunteers, and paying dues, and maybe that shows might not even happen if you had to pay everyone.

But unionisation of wrestlers changes things. No union member should feel comfortable working in an environment where an essential job is done by an unpaid person. No union should allow that. At my work we have volunteers but the union dictates exactly what tasks they can do.

Like I said, sketchy thoughts but what does anyone else think?

How is that a can of worms? If they do work, they deserve pay. End of. If a promoter cant afford to pay their workers, then they cant afford to put on a show. If you want to put on a show by getting people to work for free* then gently caress you get in the loving bin. If wrestlers are eligible for equity, then so are valets and referees because they are essentially doing the same job, ring announcing is essentially voice acting, so sure. Everything else... Well how does it work for plays? You have actors (wrestlers/valets/referees) onstage (in the ring) who are equity members. I'd assume stagehands (ring crew) and sound/lighting guys in the theatre have their own unions? Wrestling is basically carny kabuki theater, now wrestlers can join equity there is no reason that a wrestling show should run much differently than any other staged performance show.

"Paying your dues" in wrestling has always been and will always be a bullshit concept and anyone who uses it to justify not paying someone for their labour can also get in the aforementioned bin.

*outside of things like benefit/charity shows where people might want to donate their time but tbh even then my attitude is "pay them and they can then donate their wage if the choose to". A wrestling school putting on a trainee "friends and family" type show is obviously more like amateur dramatics.

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SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

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The_Rob posted:

But like I don’t think Ribera was actually ever taken seriously. I think the joke was that you’re wearing some cheesy steakhouse jacket. Like all the original wrestlers who got it I think we’re just being ironic and having a fun time.

I dunno... When I think of wrestling legends of the 80s and 90s I dont associate them, as a group, with "Strong grasp of irony".

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