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I'd like to join this Twitter World Order! @kidshowbiz
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2011 04:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:13 |
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Happy Happyist posted:Dear WWE, I would like a Flippy Four Way match between Gabriel, Kofi, Bourne and Trent. Thanks. I wish they'd use Trent better.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 23:48 |
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Sue Denim posted:I can't believe Justin Gabriel isn't on TV more, I can't think of a better looking wrestler (particularly one that looks athletic but not like a HGH hoss)... ever. Plus he is totally passable in the ring and works just as if not better than a lot of people in WWE with regular TV spots. Maybe he's not good enough on the mic? I really wish they'd push their smaller guys more, it might actually be good for business. Do the WCW thing, get people excited by opening with some Cruiserweights, maybe the first couple matches, then they'll be hot for the bigger guys.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2011 09:16 |
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Minitrue posted:I got: I got: Because we just didn't know Darth Maul was gonna keep running till the Broncos. Welp, screw all of the 60s. Pretty cool stuff. Still recovering from strep and REGGIE BUSH DID A RECORD? Never change Colin, you're not realizing that Mark Sanchez is trolling all he is trolling all that I hate?
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2011 00:16 |
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Raven is trolling the poo poo out of people again.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2011 04:24 |
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Oatgan posted:At this point I think the only person in the world who hasn't completely given up on Scott Hall (including Scott himself) is Kevin Nash and even then he's probably already prepared for his death Scott gave up on himself a long time ago, apparently.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2012 02:01 |
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MassRayPer posted:Uh, no not at all. The Tough Enough guys were put through exhausting trials to soften them up for angle and then were put in with Angle with the idea that Angle would humble them. It wasn't supposed to be a work, it was supposed to be real, which is why they worked the guys to the point of exhaustion before hand. Puder just had the ability to fight back. I sometimes wonder how things would have gone if the ref (Lil Naitch?) hadn't caught on and rang the bell because Puder's shoulder was on the mat. Otherwise, Angle would have eventually tapped, and the WWE would have been in a frenzy. Rags to Liches fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Mar 22, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 07:45 |
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Perigryn posted:Angle's stubborn, he'd rather get his arm broken than tap. WWE had to protect him from himself (which TNA has tended to fail at doing, given all his outbursts). True. What would have happened? Would the WWE have tried to shove it under the rug and fire Puder immediately, or would they have pushed him as 'The Guy Who Snapped Angle's Arm' and let him ride that however far it took him?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 08:43 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:Pretty much this. If Puder had forced Angle to tap or broken his arm, that would have instantly spelled the end of his time in WWE. There are very few individuals on the roster that WWE (like most every other wrestling promotion) would allow to get away with going into business for themselves like that, whether it was justified or a misunderstanding or whatever. Puder at that time drat sure wasn't one of 'em. True. I guess maybe I thought they'd have been willing to take a chance on him as a legitimate threat to ANYONE if that had happened, but that's just dumb wishful thinking on my part. Maybe that would have worked in a shoot-style puro fed. I think he'd have done great in BATTLARTS or some other shooty fed. Rags to Liches fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Mar 22, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 11:34 |
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Perry Normal posted:I have to agree with all of this, particularly the stooges as Nursie, holy frigging lol. But who's Flashheart?
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2012 02:00 |
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MrBling posted:If Rikishi is still running that Nu-Wrestling Evolution in Italy I think he's short on money. Wasn't Alex Wright running that for a while? I know he's running a wrestling school somewhere though.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 22:20 |
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Glitterbomber posted:Yea of all the old dudes he has one of the best reasons to be bitter as all hell, so it's nice to see the dude has a good handle on his life. He doesn't even hold a grudge against Goldberg for ending his career with that stiff as gently caress mule kick.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2012 21:36 |
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MassRayPer posted:Accidents happen in wrestling and that wasn't the only thing that ended his career, working through the concussion and suffering multiple concussions in hardcore matches a week or two later made it impossible for him to ever wrestle again. I don't think Bret realized anything was wrong with him till he suffered the other concussions.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 03:24 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Paul Bearer loving owns.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 23:03 |
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Flameingblack posted:That's better than my answer to that question was.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2012 21:36 |
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Edwardian posted:And yet, coconono is not blocked? I haven't been blocked either, but no one in their right mind would block kid showbiz.
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# ¿ May 10, 2012 21:36 |
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bobkatt013 posted:You ask Steiner gives no fucks about these lawyers.
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# ¿ May 16, 2012 10:31 |
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Happy Happyist posted:By: Justin LaBar Reads exactly like a WrestleZone headline.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2012 03:14 |
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Perigryn posted:Horrifying? That's awesome. Mark's kids will grow up to be calm, collected, and cool like dubbloseven. Whereas Jay's spawn will grow up to fit right in a Deliverance remake.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 00:45 |
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Flameingblack posted:Why isn't Yoshi a bigger deal? He beat the poo poo out of Sheamus in a backstage fight once! I guess the moral is don't kick someone's rear end if said someone is Trips' workout buddy.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2012 06:02 |
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Lone Rogue posted:Lesnar worked with Perfect on the road a lot. You can find one of their dark matches on YouTube. They travelled together too, didn't they?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2012 22:43 |
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Bocc Kob posted:I do watch wrestling to laugh, but that skit was pretty atrocious. Kane saved it from being truly horrible.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 04:40 |
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VogeGandire posted:I'd like to believe, when Undertaker puts his kids to bed, he has to do the eye-roll and tongue thing, while Michelle turns the lights out and just illuminates him with a flashlight. "Kids, it's time for bed. REST IN PEACE." Also Paul Bearer cackling madly for no reason.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 22:22 |
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KungFu Grip posted:Last I heard both Bubba and Dvon are very bitter towards WWE so I dont see them showing up anytime soon. I think they were just bitter towards Johnny Ace for not being willing to pay them what they were actually worth at the time or something.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 04:08 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Kenta Kobashi was never good enough to be in the WWE or TNA. Crimson and Mason Ryan, on the other hand... And Kenny Omega is a poor man's Santino Marella.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2012 03:30 |
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Red is Dead posted:I was having a really lovely morning until I saw this. That just made my day. Thanks for that. Likewise.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2012 11:53 |
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Seymour Buttz posted:Isn't it pretty well known that the Iron Sheik account isn't actually him tweeting? What's the point? I think he has his agent do it for him. Far as I know it's all verbatim though.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 04:25 |
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Perigryn posted:Jericho taught Yoshi how to play the intro to "Smoke on the Water" some weeks ago. Guess Yoshi's getting serious about learning to play the guitar now Yoshi's also been busting his rear end learning English.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 07:53 |
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I'm @kidshowbiz cause the OP hasn't been updated with my new forums name
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2013 12:10 |
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Stallion Cabana posted:He has a hole for his mouth. Don't question the wonders of Sin Cara.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 20:44 |
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nasboat posted:no, they don't need to do this. No no they can totally make it work if he talks! (with his fists)
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 01:14 |
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VogeGandire posted:Yeah, at least Del Rio had the balls to get his poo poo kicked in by CroCop, Batista rolled around with a guy that looked like his dad. Plus Del Rio snapped Watanabe's arm with a belly to belly in his debut.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2014 00:33 |
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Sionistic posted:Isnt the first thing most schools teach is how to bump? Bump, rope-running, footwork and cardio. That's how I got trained at first.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 23:57 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Actually that translates to "I'm not joking, bitch", as in, "I could kick your rear end for real, bitch." Or, "Shut up, bitch", depending on regional differences, I'm not sure where in Mexico Del Rio's legit from. Wiki says San Luis Potosi. Don't know how that factors in to his dialect, since I don't speak Spanish or know much about the dialectic variations of Mexico.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2014 05:37 |
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Mob posted:Cesaro has always seemed like the kind of guy who would legit overpower and murder you with a "why are you making me do this" look on his face. He'll swing you and swing you and swing you until all your limbs fly off in different directions.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2014 07:24 |
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Sanguinia posted:I never really understood why that particular "anatomy as pejorative," was considered to be head and shoulders above every other one in the English language. Nobody blanches when someone gets called a cock or an rear end in a top hat. It's viewed much worse in the States than it is in the rest of the English-speaking world for some reason.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 05:36 |
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The_Rob posted:Well what does it matter if they aren't getting used and probably won't get used? Because this is a dumb industry where other promoters will steer clear of people airing out dirty laundry.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 22:45 |
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The_Rob posted:What other promoters? You're telling me a promoter won't put former wwe superstar Big E on a flyer to sell a few extra tickets? Dixie will hire literally any one, and most promoters will hire any bitter dickhead if it means it will make them a few bucks. I've worked for a few who would, and a few who wouldn't. Not every promoter is going to take a chance on risking someone bashing them later, because that's a potential earnings-killer if word gets out that you're a shitheel and suddenly people you're counting on booking as major draws turn you down as a result. The super-sleazy indie guys won't have a problem, but I've worked for several guys who wouldn't touch a situation like that with a stick because of the potential heat. Basically, this is a weird industry. Rags to Liches fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Aug 21, 2014 |
# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 00:40 |
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coconono posted:He looks directly at the camera and with a straight face says "my style is kick." How could you expect them to turn that into a comedy gimmick? Or how could you expect Kenta not to kick their ribs in when someone brings that up to him?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 05:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:13 |
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Dancing Peasant posted:If a tree hollers in a forest, can anyone hear it? If that tree is Scott Steiner, we can all hear.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 03:20 |