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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Colon Parenthesis posted:


Ok degg and Billy Gunn deadpan tweeting eachother about shaving his rear end is a little too surreal for me

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

whatsabattle posted:

I know not what course others may take, but I am going to hide under my bed until I know it is safe.
A night on the town with Steve Blackman would be absolutely terrifying. It'd be like Nice Pete's van trip in Achewood.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Yeah the overlooking of Punk's friendship with Austin and lack of self-awareness about that kinda puts a blemish on the otherwise hilarious Chris Brown thing.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lone Rogue posted:

It's kind of funny to me that the company you keep somehow negates who you are.

I think we all have a friend who either has done reprehensible things or is a complete rear end in a top hat but we're friends with them for other reasons. Austin and Punk are two very different people with very different interests but they are friends through admiration of professional wrestling. That doesn't mean Punk, or Austin for that matter, approves of everything one another is.

If this was Austin vs. Chris Brown it'd be one thing. It's not, though. This is about hitting women and the guy who called Chris Brown on it hasn't, to anyone's knowledge, hit a woman. People shouldn't forget that.
On one hand that's true, but if Chris Brown were to respond with "Seems like you're pretty buddy-buddy with Stone Cold" CM Punk would be pretty hard pressed to respond without looking like a dumbass or offending someone. I don't think Chris Brown is aware enough to even find or process any of that to use it, but it's still a little regretable when you're in the public sphere and things like that could easily be used against you. It's not a bad thing to call out Chris Brown for being an obvious piece of poo poo, but if you're a celebrity and you're friends with another celebrity who's a former wife-beater it might not be in your best interest to join in.

I mean I guess Punk could just respond with "It doesn't matter what other people do, it matters what you do" but it'd still be clarifying the fact that Punk calls out other people for issues that he overlooks amongst his own friends. It doesn't paint a very flattering picture for his argument, especially after that video call-out.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lone Rogue posted:

Punk talks shop with a wife beater.

Brown is a wife beater who is still psychologically victimizing the woman he got charged for beating up.

Don't really see where Punk holds worse company.

Don't recall me or anyone else saying he does.

And yeah obviously WWE has no qualms with making a story out of this or using Stone Cold or Tyson or whatever. They're not exactly a classy company. I'm talking more along the lines of Punk's argument not carrying the same amount of weight if someone were to call him out on Austin. I like Austin, but he still did something really lovely and never actually went on the record apologizing for it, and if you're a guy who's friends with him going after another guy for the exact same thing it's not going to reflect on you as well as it should. That's all I'm saying.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lone Rogue posted:

If wrestling is in the dark ages, there's only one man wearing chain mail who can save it.

Lancelot from Chikara??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3rgrZzfi0w

It's two men, but technically it's one man, so I guess it counts.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Yeah I'll be honest, I'm never sure if dumb anime style drawings of wrestlers are lame or cool. Most of the time it's horrible and gross, but I can't hate a super deformed Wade Barrett feeding a way happy horse an ear of corn, especially when he obviously has ulterior motives

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

njsykora posted:

Some people did a bit of looking around, the guy runs a business online to recover deleted photos on hard drives. Odds are pretty drat high he's molested a few kids, so this doesn't seem like a hack.

Wait I don't get it, wouldn't that be if he owned a business that permanently deleted photos on hard drives or something? That sounds like he either works against people who try to hide that kind of stuff or he helps people recover important pictures they lost

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Frot Lesnar posted:

I will recover your HD!
*steals pics of young children from your photo folder*
*puts on undernet*

Goddamn that's a thorough child porn dealer.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I gotta admit, I'm kind of disappointed that William Regal of all people made a "you're/=your" mistake.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Punk has mocked a lot of dumb and insane people on Twitter but I think even he would know better than to waste time responding to Kurt Angle.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Does anyone know what Lance Storm thinks about Chikara? I kinda wanna see him vs. Mecha Mummy.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

njsykora posted:

This please, if Punk engages then this could be a battle for the ages.

Nah it would just be Punk running verbal circles around a mentally ill man in public

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

IcePhoenix posted:

Maybe now he's El Complexico!

El Marca Comercial more like it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


So basically the Sheik's in a back and forth tug of war between like 10 different groups trying to control whatever meager amount of money he can pull in for them? Jesus, that's even sadder than it just being his nephews or whatever tweeting fake quotes of his.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


I wish. Stop reminding me how terrible Tiger Mask IV is Devitt, I'm already aware.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I really have a hard time imagining Daniel Bryan getting legit angry at anything.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This could turn out awkward as poo poo. How tolerant are ROH crowds usually to this sort of thing? If he goes to apologize or whatever and they start booing or being assholes it's gonna look really loving awful.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Here's Dixie, interacting with one of TNA's many loyal fans!





Does anyone have a best of collection of Dixie interacting with/retweeting people and making an rear end of herself?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

When he used to do his sprindboard plancha over the guard rails he would sometimes turn it into a senton. Guess that was Bryan Danielson though so it doesn't count!

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The free soda one really makes me feel like he's not being serious

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Why do Japanese wrestlers go buck loving wild for waffles?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Why does Steen always make that Jim Halpert face?



Its the male equivalent of the duck face for dudes who are fat or oval headed

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgv7U3GYlDY

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Perigryn posted:


Dolph should know better.

This could be applied to 90% of dolphs tweets

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The picture they used of slater on the news site I clicked was him in a Corre shirt, an obvious attempt to slander him imo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

waffle iron posted:

Yeah, no separation of church and state issues here.

Edit: When I heard he rides with Ziggler's crew, I was gobsmacked. A doctor getting that chummy with his patients is questionable.

And he sounded so professional, otherwise

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hace posted:



Tyson Kitten

This is taking a really quick turn from cute and funny territory into full on creepy tumblr cat-kin land

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

TheJoker138 posted:

I marked the gently caress out tonight when it looked like he was going to do it. Then I laughed when he didn't cause he got me. I do hope they give it back to him now that it's clear Punk will never be back.

It's not gonna happen for multiple reasons

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


What's up with taguchi's weird little girl hands

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

No joke, from like, 93-95, he was genuinely on point and pretty good. The guy was too hard on his body though, and now he's a mess.

you might be remembering incorrectly because he was always really sloppy, he just had the charisma and lack of self-preservation sense to make up for it. The bucks are very technically proficient and tight with everything they do. Honestly a team of 90s RVD and RVD would be a better comparison

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

She's being brought up to the WWE's main roster. That in itself doesn't bode well for anyone atm

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

delfin posted:

Caught red-handed stuffing wings into his fanny pack.

https://twitter.com/realmickfoley/s...173379689246721

If there's a wrestler I can imagine casually eating cold chicken wings out of a fanny pack it's definitely Mick

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


Thought he was retweeting Punk for a second and got even more confused

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

If you debut on the main show you've debuted.

Nobody is going to remember Charlotte from her WWE "debut" vs natalya

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

i mean nobody who's worth a drat

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I want John Cena to gently caress my rear end in the salty seas of Ganymede

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer


To be fair it would be pretty funny if they just decided Chyna was dead and had weepy monologues about her. Although she would just go farther off the deep end

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Chyna's not going in the HoF, she's ranted for years about how Vince and Hunter are trying to kill her and insinuated a ton of other things. They'll give her a nice little mention at the start of RAW or something and maybe she'll be acknowledged in some documentary alongside her problems but you're not gonna have someone come out and give a speech about her. What she was worth to the WWE or wrestling in general is no where near what she's worth to them as a liability.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Cinema Snob and Nostalgia Chick are the only ones I can stand every now and then and even then they can get grating. I think any sort of on-camera internet "reviewer" is going to get annoying eventually since they're basically free to gauge their own responses and standards and it's probably hard as poo poo to discern what is actual helpful criticism and what's just people being douchebags

And Omni I think that was the joke in the first place

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