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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


Flameingblack posted:

I don't know but it's a rad Queens of the Stone Age song.

The lyrics are also remarkably applicable to TNA's business strategies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3OgSjXu_N4

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Onmi posted:




loving hell Cena, SPOILERS.

Legit though if he just trolled twitter like that I'd be amazed


I can. I will.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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#AllBrothersMatterBrotherBrothers

14HH

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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MotU posted:

every finisher is the go2sleep

It's so parents can legally use the sleeper hold

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Someone should have told Benoit.

That was actually the Crossface Crippled Kid

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Cabbit posted:

This somewhat undercuts his menace.

Are you kidding me those shorts are horrifying

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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https://instagram.com/p/9C3CDVSNrx/

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

CM Punk is cool and all the ladies love him.

One might call him a Chick Magnet...

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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keevo posted:

I love that Hulk Hogan still hasn't hired someone to do social media for him.

Like he could afford to

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Edge & Christian posted:

All joking a salad, Cialis get lots of blood to specific types of muscles (specifically your lungs and penis) but there is a lot of (probably dubious) belief in the bodybuilding/gym world that taking it will just get more blood to your muscles in general and make you look extra vascular. Which is probably why

a) Morrison had it
b) Ryback wanted to take it to impress Brock Lesnar

The mystery is how it's some sort of dubious medical 'science' and Daniel Bryan didn't know about it.

Ryback just wanted be ready, when the moment was right . . .

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Marquis de Pyro posted:

Push that bird

Bird for surprise Rumble entrant

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Nessus posted:

Put a strap on that bird immediately. In fact, just have an all-bird division. Wait a minute, that's just cockfighting, and a bird can't work safe. Nix the bird division idea.

This guy thinks the Bird Division is real, lol get a life mark

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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rovert posted:

Again the Wolves aren't going to NXT and never were.

Who loving cares?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Gonzo McFee posted:

NOBODY makes fun of MY JESUS

YOU'RE SITTING AROUND IGNORING YOUR BIBLE, QUOTIN AUSTIN 3:16, WELL, AJ 3:16 SAYS "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE OUR LORD SAID SO!!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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loving amazing

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Delsaber posted:

Xavier needs to play Life is Strange so I can critique his decision-making.

He's a heel so you know he kills Chloe

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Push Ta-Gar, Lord of the Volcano

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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UpfrontSalmon posted:

It's two stories, but both are told to anyone who will listen (because the stories rule) by notorious WWE Bully Daniel Bryan.


IIRC:

Bryan was on the road with THE RYBACK and they pulled into a Panera Bread at Bryan's insistence. THE RYBACK was confused by the lack of ALLMEATEVERYTHING on the menu and tried to give up ordering anything in a huff before Bryan sent him back up to the counter where THE RYBACK half-berated the girl behind the counter and wound up ordering $100 worth of salads because they had chicken on them and that was the only way he could figure out to get enough chicken (instead of just asking for extra chicken).

As for the cialis, THE RYBACK got wind that Lesnar was in the arena one night and while working out mentioned he should take cialis for a better work out or something to impress Brock. Bryan spun this - as he should have - to mean THE RYBACK wanted to impress Lesnar with a 4-hour display.

I don't think there's anybody on the current roster that's as much a mark for themselves as THE RYBACK WAKE UP

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Abroham Lincoln posted:

Every video on his Youtube channel has his own theme playing in the background.

I choose to believe The Ryback's theme simply orbits him at all times.

Holy gently caress his channel is ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5hkP3k4YWM

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Cory Lidle posted:

Ryback should start using the "fall into a dumpster and get pushed off a cliff" move.

Just position it correctly right on the edge, tell him it's full of Subway™ Chicken Breasts and let nature do the rest

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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If you don't want to see Rhino gore some doughy old local politician through a debate podium then I don't even know what to tell you

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Gavok posted:

I want more ECW mainstays running for office. Sandman's WWE gimmick would be a great counter to filibustering.

Please welcome your City Auditory Board's suggested nomination for the Office Of Ombudsman...

ROB!

VAN!

DAAAAAAM!!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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"The City Council will now open the floor to comments on further development of the newly cleared lot at 4th and Davis St."

*Tommy Dreamer kicks open the doors and comes stomping towards the mic dragging a trashcan of kendo sticks*

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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This trial is amazing, Hogan's still wearing a bandana in court and Gawker's invoked the holocaust

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:

haha they deleted the tweet

The system works

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Humphrey Vasel posted:

How on earth would someone make a mistake like that? @nsr50 is a japanese person who takes pictures of food apparently

That dude's in for an interesting morning

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Skinty McEdger posted:

Lets not have unrealistic expectations here, everyone knows Cesaro doesn't draw.

loving savage

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Super No Vacancy posted:

that referee went in character as a loving referee

Yeah well what if someone needs to count to three at some point? What the gently caress are you gonna do if that ref ain't there to hold down the fort?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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'My name is Rovert, mark of marks:
Look on my tweets, ye Posters, and despair!'

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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cyberia posted:

Cross-posting from PYF:

Immigrants from the sharia enmeshed province of Dudleyville

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Aesop Poprock posted:

D'von's retarded fish out of water sells are actually the best thing about him

Sorry but the best thing about him is his incredibly gross forehead everyone has to pretend they're not looking at all of the time

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Critical posted:

New Day has transcended from being one of the best things in the company now to being one of the best things in company history.

Someone on reddit went to one of the WWE workout camps and New Day were the hosts. They said that they have been asked to break up multiple times to do the three way program and the response every time has been "Break us up and we quit."

Also they were asked about their face/heel alignment and Xavier said "I don't know what any of those words mean."

New Day Rocks

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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OatmealRaisin posted:

Baron Corbin is your dad when he was in his 20s

That's impossible because my dad was both very short and had lots of hair

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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WWE Creative: "Hmmm why is Dean so much more popular than Roman? Hmmmmmmmm... . . ."

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:

"Grow a mustache you're not Lincoln."

I thought he tried and failed

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Tyson Tomko posted:

I like Dolph more than most but this was just stupid. He's bragging about being with this girl at a nice dinner and saying he can't tell anyone bc it's private (yet feels the need to tweet it...probably mid-meal mind you like a douchebag) and just when someone cracks a good joke he puts a stop to it.



VVV That makes it even funnier haha.

#BAZINGA

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Samoa Joe huntin for Half Life 3

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
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Push that chicken

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