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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I know it was just a character, but I still think it's funny that Goldust has a daughter in a talent show.

And Scott Steiner being such a maniac makes me think about when he was tagging with his brother and he would hold Rick back when he went crazy. Rick needs to find the Twitter equivalent of that for Scott. Holy poo poo.

# ¿ May 18, 2012 10:18

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Flameingblack posted:

Except for WWE's mask phobia. That's the reason why, not because Ricardo isn't a good wrestler or anything.

What the gently caress is up with that? And their fear of facepaint. Did they learn nothing from Demolition, L.O.D., Ultimate Warrior, and Sting?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2012 22:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodesWWE/status/215427800402886656
I love hearing about The Ryback

Cody, Bryan, and Ryback would be an unstoppable force.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2012 11:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Manwithastick posted:

Wasnt he begging CM punk to be the head of a revamped NWO recently? Man's done a U turn like crazy

That'd be pretty cool.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2012 03:06

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

oldpainless posted:

Bret's had like 1.5 dvds about him. His career could easily have another 3-disc set about him. When Cena's had 2, HBk's had like 5, Rey's had at least 2, Austin's got like 5, Flair's around 4 or so, there's room for Bret Hart.

Includes matches such as:
US Title win over Miz
WM match with Vince McMahon
SummerSlam match against Nexus

Have they put his match against 1-2-3 Kid on DVD?

# ¿ Oct 22, 2012 00:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

"Twelve steps. I have thirteen."

Good on Jake Roberts.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2012 05:32

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

They should repurpose the Lex Express for Jack Swagger.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 22:17

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

According to his twitter Langston went to the Marvel offices in New York today. Only great things can come from this.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 04:54

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

He looks like he's having a stroke. I hope he's ok.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 03:39

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Sweet loving Christmas

And then Danny Rand is going to take his Iron Fist, shine it up really nice, and shove it straight up your roody poo, super villain, candy rear end!

# ¿ May 18, 2013 02:18

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I'd love to see Jake join the Wyatt family. Imagine the promos.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 03:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Big Delts, Big Belts.

WWE Network Championship would be cool. Maybe give the champion their own spotlight on the network.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 07:34

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Batista posted:

Yeah but publicly saying these things has never worked for Ziggler in the past so you'd think he'd have learned by now. Also, it was a random match on Smackdown, nobody cares besides him.

gently caress it. Fight the power, Dolph!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2014 19:45

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

KungFu Grip posted:

Batista owns

Returning to wrestling, being in a big super hero movie, and it's the thermos that brings him the most joy.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 18:39

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Start a loving thread, so I don't have to read it.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 20:40

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Now Cesaro is going to get a direct to video movie Transporter rip off made by WWE. Then he'll team up with the Miz.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 23:52

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Yamcha accepts being a jobber. Vegeta, who'd he ever beat?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 07:26

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Aesop Poprock posted:

Do you guys actually think Riley is being serious with anything he's ever posted on Twitter

It's a good blend of a work and a shoot. Guy is trying to sell his character. Twitter might help keep him on the network, and the paychecks that come with it.

# ¿ May 8, 2015 07:23

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Billy Corgan is assosciated with TNA? My cousin used to be in a band with him. Don't think he had anything nice to say about his bald rear end.

# ¿ May 30, 2015 02:12

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

goc posted:

How can you NOT be following Virgil??

Does Olive Garden use the Wendy's social media guy?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 02:48

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

They're still trying to get the divas division over as a whole. I can understand why they're doing these tag clusterfucks even if I don't like it.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 08:58

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I enjoy a good pun.

I also enjoy several bad puns with props.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 05:07

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Blasmeister posted:

Hogan can innately sense the mystical force of Hulkamania through the aether. The dungeon of doom exists on a different astral plane to ours, so while there he would no longer feel the comforting presence of his loyal Hulkamaniacs.

Kevin Sullivan probably has that written in a notebook somewhere. I bet the Ultimate Warrior would have loved to feud with the Dungeon of Doom. It'd be total insanity from all angles.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 09:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

God, I'd love it if CM Punk just randomly showed up at NXT to wrestle Samoa Joe and Balor.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 04:46

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Stardust vs Goldust is a better match by a mile because you know the build would be loving insane. Stardust is the modern day Goldust. You just trade the Attitude era sexuality with the PG era super heroics.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 05:59

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

You'd think a Tough Enough guy would try and join the Social Outcasts, or at least start a friendly rivalry with an established talent. Calling someone with more tv time than yourself a jobber is idiotic.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 10:14

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

He'd make a good heel manager.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 20:45

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Only shame is the micro managing of the main event. I'm more than happy to see Owens have good matches for the IC belt. IC is the cool kids belt.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 21:03

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

sportsgenius86 posted:

Pretty much. My friend's wife could not be paid enough to watch WWE but goddamn if she doesn't interrogate me about the Bella's every time I see her because of Total Divas.

I was kind of embarrassed when my lady friend came with me to my friends house and wrestling was on, but as soon as the Bellas showed up I heard all about her obsession with Total Divas. Before that, I never really knew that Total Divas had an audience outside wrestling fans.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 04:44

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Josuke Higashikata posted:

[Warning: Fun killing post]

He said he checks the profiles of basically all the people who chelp at him on twitter and if they give him ammo, he will reply and if they don't he just blocks them. So really, you're seeing brainstormed poo poo aimed at the lowest hanging fruit.

Also, he's not that good at it. He's alright but some of it falls flat.

I'm sure that's what we all assumed. The only way you ruined the fun was by making me read your post.

That Roman Reigns picture reaches a whole new level of smug. Her smile, the watermark, her tweet, and the uneasy feeling I have knowing she's been harvesting my tears.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 19:51

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

AMReese posted:

I could post both tweets, but I'm not sure how much I can get away with it when half the content isn't a wrestler's tweet.

If it would make it easier for the reader, I'll do it. That is, if they haven't deleted it by the time I post it. They tend to do that when Kevin calls them out on them.

Post both. Need the set up for the punchline.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 05:43

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

afatwhiteloaf posted:

of course Sami eats the pedigree. gotta keep Dean strong.

If that's the same match, HHH pedigreed Ambrose also, and still ate the pin to keep Owens strong.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 22:13

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Sanguinia posted:

If Kevin Nash's career is a monument to anything, its the fact that something can be really cool and still really bad, especially for other people.

Kevin Nash is actually a golem made of pure 1990's.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 07:23

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Kvantum posted:

She's from Michigan, that's what's so odd. 39 degrees F is jacket weather for anyone born in the Midwest.

I guess she's lived with Cody in Texas for too long. That, or the Fifth Dimension is so hot that she lost her cold tolerance.

39 degrees is loving cold wherever you're from. We're not frost giants in Michigan.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 15:25

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/MDMTedDiBiase/status/734568776713306116

Aw, man. My mom was a student of his in high school, and is friends with him on Facebook. Jim's a really great guy.

# ¿ May 24, 2016 02:36

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Leave it to someone calling themselves Casino Mom to be enough of a creep to get on Paige's bad side. No small feat.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 15:13

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Her stuff with Asuka in NXT was pretty entertaining. Her gimmick has a very limited shelf life, but I love it for now.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 06:52

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Dias posted:

https://twitter.com/CandiceLeRae/status/773706153754824705

https://twitter.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/773707048672387072

Mean lady, I ship Ciampano.

That shirt is going to make some bank one day.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 06:58

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Who is Candice?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 07:30

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:50

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

AMReese posted:

Uhh... did Paige always dress like that? Because it looks like she's trying to emulate a Kardashian with that outfit.

She's just trying to keep up with Alberto. That dude has style.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 07:20

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