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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
EVERYONE'S fake-shooting on Twitter!

True Kofi:
You called a meeting to ask us to give you a 'vote of confidence' for your leadership...

We let you know exactly how we felt about your leadership by walking out.
Now you say if we show up to the building, you won’t let us in?!
When you ask someone a question, you must be prepared to accept that his or her opinion may not coincide with yours...
When we didn’t give you the answer you wanted to hear, you threaten to ban us from the building. Who’s really acting like a little kid here?
Tell you what, maybe we’ll show up and we won’t let YOU into the building! #OccupyRAW

And for the record, I personally don't care about 'my safety'. This isn't about 'a safe work environment' for me.

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
She got stung by Aldo Montoya.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Barrett's bare knuckle thing is, unfortunately, kayfabe. He used to play Rugby. SOURCE: William Regal, offhanded remark during other interview.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

coconono posted:

Shawn couldn't figure out how to superkick his TV into making the PPV come on.

Actually, he stomped on the remote six times.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
There's no official Chyna death pool, but you get a free copy of her sex tape at employee orientation and alternating winter Fridays.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Or he's a broken clock right twice a day.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
My first thought: that person should charge their phone!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Meet the New Jack, same as the old Jack.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

achillesforever6 posted:

I would mark the gently caress out if it was JonTron

There are 6 tweets replying saying the exact same thing. 7 if you count mine.
Jacques is a hundred times cooler than Frankie.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Having seen Colt in person, he's hilarious. Having seen Colt in "Creative Has Nothing For You", I say they give him a headband and debut him as Zack Ryder.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Riley.. show[ed] hustle and loyalty
Did you SEE how he treated his mentor, The Miz?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
CM Punk said he had made some deals by himself. Maybe he's on Ed O'Neil's Show.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Sugar Dunkerton is awesome though.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I saw Eric Watts roughly a year ago in NWA Hollywood. The crowd chanted "You're not tough enough" and maybe "Do some cardio."

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I'm using my McMahon's Millions money to be a genius...and pitch my own retirement angle!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
When I was 10, I was in an efed as the Big Bossman.

In my defense, it was Hard Times.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Jefferoo posted:

It's Vince trying to upstage the Indies, once again!

Didn't he just team them with Natalya?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Beats me, but his anti-convulsant of choice is Kepra


C'mon man, why the long face?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Gavok posted:

I wonder how many times Stephanie will fire him.

It'll be hard for him to keep a low profile backstage if he keeps shaking hands.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
WWE.com has the most leeway of any WWE writers. They described Big Show's Colossal Clutch as "Breaking an opponent's back and making them humble."

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

OmegaBR posted:

Really, it makes me think literally everyone is scared of Vince and he's surrounded by a thousand yes-men in Titan Tower.
Well, no. Of the dozens of departments, only seems to have Creative has horror stories to tell. They're almost always on the road, being flown out to PPVs. All the hours of a TV writing job with all the travel of a wrestling job. Plus, instead of just having to worry about network restrictions, your boss changes the final script on the day!

If you talk to the DVD teams, the website team, finance, HR, they're probably fine. Hell, even travel (though it's gotta be one of the harder travel departments in the country.) But no matter what VKM wants, if the show's in Wilkes Barre, it's in Wilkes Barre.

Golden Bee fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 5, 2014

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

DeathChicken posted:

What's worse is that's pretty much how the match went. Then it was reversed by Laptop GM, which is just the most limpdick way of pissing on the crowd they could have managed.

Which makes sense. Hornswoggle HATED Lawler's midget jokes*.

*Hornswoggle had this in common with God.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Thauros posted:

I thought he was a legit bare knuckle boxer? He was reported as such in the Observer at least when Dave listed the athletic backgrounds of WWE wrestlers.

According to Regal (in an off the cuff comment during an interview), old Lawrence Knight played rugby and lacrosse. I hate to say it, but he wasn't really beating down gypsies in Bulgaria, because at that time UFC was a thing and fighting in the street was reserved for sectarian violence.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
McIntyre's push was hilariously, hilariously bad. He feuded with TEDDY LONG.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

AMReese posted:

His WCW character was one step away from that, anyways.

Was that when he was with Ralphus, or when he came out to Sports Highlights #7?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Kofi, even without being used in more than 2 important matches a year, has battle royale spots, which more than half the people released combined.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Rusev was right to piss on the angle because:
1. It sucked and he was getting jobbed out anyway;
2. Lana will like him longer than Vince will.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
WWE.com did a "WWE inspired Sports Teams" reference, and it's clear someone there reads SA

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

What's Latarian up to these days?

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

flashy_mcflash posted:

ITT: white people
Change your name to Flashy McFunk

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I've finally united the Zigglers.

Dolph said
When someone says they "have a great deal of respect" for someone, you know the next thing they say, is gonna slay

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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Ostentatious posted:

has a stardust feud ever actually worked

The biggest celebrity feud WWE has done in years at last Summerslam?

Cody wanted a celeb match at Wrestlemania, and it could've been decent, but after it happened I don't think he wants to wait another 11 months to bother Amell.

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