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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

AJ posted:

I have a feeling I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...#wrestlemania

:smith:

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

I was blocked by Josh Lueke, but I wear that as sort of a badge of honor.

Is he the rapist?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Gavok posted:

I thought that was kind of funny until seeing "Ace's Attorney". Then I completely lost it.

Somebody needs to remake the Godot coffee throwing sprite to put Otunga in it.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Wade Barrett's Lawyer posted:

My client, Mr. Barrett, is enthralled by the prospect of @official_flo giving @HeathSlaterOMRB a good kicking. Regards, Peter Lazarou, Esq.

God, I cannot wait until Wade is back.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Crazy stalker AJ and Daniel Bryan is seriously the best thing in the WWE today.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

CM Punk posted:

Sign at Smackdown: poopie power.

Punk is Cena. Cena is Punk.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Paul Heyman went on a Twitter rant concerning the next generation of wrestlers and what they have to do to make it to the main event.

Zack Ryder and Dolph Ziggler reply "welp, we tried"

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Sir Jebus posted:

This is the tattoo.


That picture is the definition of :effort:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

#WWEBringBack is trending...



Did he use "verse", as in versus, as a verb?

I don't think I've ever seen that before.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Wrestleshoot posted:

im the best mind in wrestling

it's true

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

TLM posted:

Correct. It's possible he at least hurt it, but far from tore it. Especially considering he was moving fine the next night.

When a hamstring gets strained, it is also almost always torn. Probably not much, but people with a slight hamstring strain usually can walk without it looking too different. He was probably exaggerating to make it seem worse than it was.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
TNA: steals a champion from another company, let's one of their own champions walk

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I'm surprised nobody has called him Punky Brewster. That's the kind of dated WWE insult fit for them.

WWE's pop culture references are getting timelier and timelier, especially with the quick turnaround on last night's Eastwood joke.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Perigryn posted:

Sheamus posted:
@CMPunk wow can't believe u played the Race-card... But if u ever need a 6-inch lift a swift #brogue to arse will get u there fella

Sheamus is bad at Twitter insults.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

sexy_trash posted:

Test is the most publicized relationship she's had. Most recently, she was dating Justin Gabriel dating slow moving defenceman and current Anaheim Duck Sheldon Souray.

According to wikipedia she has been "romantically linked" to Batista as well. Randy Orton said in a radio interview a year or two ago that she had been with a few guys in the locker room, then shortly after went to twiitter and apologized to her for his comments.

I'm not saying she's Sunny, or anything like that at all. I've just gathered from interviews that she's dated several wrestlers.

RIP Test "The Punisher" Martin

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I hope they redo the Hardy/Punk feud with Aries being completely straight edge even though he's never given any indication towards that being true, and then Hardy wins the title and goes back to WWE anyway.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Deadpool posted:

Wait, I just read that the TNA PPV is Sunday. Did they really just turn the Champion heel in the last minute of the show before the PPV? How does that make sense?

You've thought about it more than the TNA writers have.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Why do you keep responding to 2Dogs1Cup

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Punk's athiest prematch promo before he faced AJ Styles was a thing of beauty it must be said. "I don't spend my Sunday mornings nursing a hangover, sitting in a drafty building, praying to a god I know doesn't exist."

AJ looked a little too convincingly pissed about it.

He played up the atheist bit a whole lot in his Raven feud too.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Jelq the Sanem posted:

I asked somebody if they were thankful for backbreakers, and they responded.

I'm thankful for our patron saint of backbreakers.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Tyler Reks' real name is Gabe Tuft? It's not very often that the WWE name is leagues ahead of someone's real name.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I don't think anybody gives a poo poo

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Plus they apparently both deleted it, so who gives a poo poo

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

drat near killed Ricky Steamboat, and he may have injured CM Punk.

He didn't injure Punk. He injured it in the Survivor Series match when he and Cena suplexed the Ryback through a table and it gave way because it was overworked from a full schedule.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

achillesforever6 posted:

Kofi Kingston is an rear end in a top hat.

I knew it!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

KungFu Grip posted:

Petition to change the thread title to "Big E Appreciation Station"



If Big E became a WWE Willie Mack, that would be incredible and I would support him forever.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

njsykora posted:

Brad Maddox is awesome, though this is a little easy.

Yeah, because the answer is nobody :colbert:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Zeb Colter is really great on Twitter.

Zeb Colter posted:

THE PILGRIMS DIDN'T LEARN THE INDIAN LANGUAGE BECAUSE THE INDIANS DIDN'T KNOW IT THEMSELVES. NEVER HEARD OF A BEST SELLING BOOK...IN CHOCTAW

Zeb Colter posted:

@oniscastillo Lo siento, amigo. Who cares if you're offended. REAL AMERICANS SHOULD BE THE ONES WHO ARE OFFENDED. SILENCIO.

Zeb Colter posted:

@RiaCorazon_luv I said nothing about LEGAL IMMIGRANTS, its the ILLEGAL ONES I'm talking about. PAY ATTENTION YOU DRIP.

Zeb Colter posted:

@OMGeeItsJulia1D Julia, were you dropped on your head as a child or are you just naturally ugly? I've seen better faces on an iodine bottle

Zeb Colter posted:

@droopster_luis WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, YOU TWITHEAD?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Vertical Lime posted:

Brock now has a verified account

https://twitter.com/BrockLesnar

Some people just don't need a Twitter (it's me)

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I still say he looks exactly like Trent Baretta.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

I thought Matt Cruea made that thread? Wait, oh, OH you probably changed your name.

I remember some of those angles inexplicably getting good ratings, actually.

Booker T becoming a skeleton in the middle of the ring definitely got a B rating. Also Vince Russo, Jr. (Alex Riley, right?) was a dick who won the WWE Championship against AJ with a knife.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

I love Judah Friedlander.







Still WORLD CHAMPION:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
My twitter handle is @Manflurry.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I'm really @ThundaHammafist because I don't want to be Manflurry. I tweet a lot about Brad Maddox.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Great White Hope posted:

A pro wrestler being a horrible person shouldn't surprise anyone. DDP has made you guys soft.

Ronda Rousey also thought that Sandy Hook was a government conspiracy. There's terrible people everywhere, they just don't have to make their awful opinions out in the open on Twitter.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

apsouthern posted:

And you lot said he was racist...



:laffo:

Amazing.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Is he just going to whip the kettlebell at passersby?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

@TheMarkHenry posted:

#raw #wwe I have spoke to my family and hope to talk to all of you fans tomorrow live from Grand Rapids. Guys Father Time is undefeated.

https://twitter.com/TheMarkHenry/status/346454099195228160

:smith:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

DannoMack posted:

That Khali account isn't verified.

It's the one that's linked from his WWE page.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


:whatup:

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