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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


The only WSX guest commentator I remember is Zakk Wylde on the first episode. I've heard worse.

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Red posted:

Nothing against Darren Young, but doesn't Titus have a higher ceiling?

Solely in that he's tall, yes. Or maybe I missed the joke.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


oldpainless posted:

I follow Val Venis on Twitter.

WELL YOU SEE, THE BIG VALBOWSKI IS A LOT LIKE GOLD, EVERYBODY WANTS IT FOREVER AND IT CAN'T POSSIBLY LOSE VALUE FOR JUST BEING SHINY AND HARD!

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Jetfire posted:

That looks like it could actually have been a really good stable. TNA f'd it up, didn't they?

When they had AJ trying to act as much like Flair as possible, early on, it was not going well. They had a good, strong middle period, then they all joined the giant stable that contained pretty much every heel and that was poo poo.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Delsaber posted:

That just makes me wonder if Jack Swagger would gain or lose anything by constantly referring to himself in the third person.

What is there for Jack swagger to lose?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Onmi posted:

They keep punishing him for "Having fun on the twitosphere"

If he pulled his head out of his rear end he might have a good career.

Do we actually know that, and that it isn't just WWE not giving a poo poo about him because he isn't John Cena?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Whenever people bring up squats I always think of that insane story Daivari told, where he decided he wanted to learn from Benoit because of Benoit's rep. So he decides to work out with Benoit, and Benoit used to do something like a few hundred hindu squats regularly. Daivari decides to do it too, and can barely move the next day. When he goes to piss, out comes a bunch of blood, and tissue fiber.

Hence the picture's caption talking about pissing black, which Daivari did.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


DM Punk posted:

Wait til Dakota Runnels joins the Divas division.

I think you mean Target.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Daniel Bryan posted:

R-Truth won the Linear WWE World Heavyweight Championship at a house show tonight.

That's a shame. I was so looking forward to the linear championship bouncing around NXT for the next six months.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Manwithastick posted:

Is it true that sunny once sold a box of poop on Twitter?

Maybe. A weird and probably malicious twitter user asked Sunny if they could buy her poop, and it went to DMs. The account posted frequently about being promiscuous and loving poop, and posting naked pictures of some lady. The assumption at the time was that it was a revenge porn sort of thing after a breakup.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


TheJoker138 posted:

Get real drunk and then refuse to call Roman anything but "Test" the entire time you talk to him.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


NienNunb posted:

Nah thats Heath

Nah that's Scotty 2 Hotty

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Naomi stood out in her NXT season, years ago, for being the only one who showed potential in the ring, other than AJ obviously. She has stayed at pretty much exactly that level ever since. I assume she was simply never trained to any significant degree. It'd be nice if that got fixed someday.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Abrasive Obelisk posted:

Are we talking about Cena/Rusev or HHH/Bryan

I thought it was about Wyatt/Taker.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Fauxhawk Express posted:

"WHAT'S THAT GUY FROM STAIND DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???"

WHAT'S HE DOING TO THAT HORSE?!

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Jack Swagger once deadlifted Alex Riley for a powerbomb, while commentary mocked Swagger for it.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Sigma posted:

He debuted on Smackdown in 2008 and had a run as a powerhouse who destroyed everyone he came into contact with, then by the end of his run in the company, he was teamed with Santino and had a literal tea party for Sheamus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL1iHalsEvs

And later than that, JTG taught him how to plank.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Shinjobi posted:

Wrestling injuries may take his mobility


But they'll never take his smile.:unsmith:

Well, some of it.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Defiance Industries posted:

Did he ever fulfill his toxx?

No. Ban Rovert.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Tyson Tomko posted:

Their is nothing your going to do to avoid grammar nazis.

Murdering millions of grammar jews, gypsies, cripples, gays, and criminals.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


An Asylum Thor movie where Nash played Odin

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Jerusalem posted:

WHAT IS JEFF DOING THERE!?! :derp:

Drugs

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Marquis de Pyro posted:

The Usos are like the Young Bucks except if they weren't interesting and did 100x fewer flips and instead just did lovely planchas where it looks like they're going to die literally every time because they're slowly getting fat so they suck

however, they eventually will get fat enough to be a high flying fat guy team ala the headhunters at which point they will loving own, we just have to wait

Assuming they don't actually die on one of their lovely planchas, that is.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Half an obit bio which will never finish, yes.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


rovert posted:

I still like Moose. Just wish he wouldn't invent things and would apply logic

I wish you'd fight him.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


And this right here is Bug Cass, and he has antennae, and you can't teach that.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012



Fights irish travellers, undefeated

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Up yours, Vince Russo

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Cabbit posted:

What's TJP doing in the Bulgaria zone?!

Yelling at women?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Phenix Rising posted:

That's really sad. I loved Swagger :(

Didn't they try to make him a big deal right after the split by jumping to Smackdown? He gave like, two weird promos and that was pretty much the end of it wasn't it?

Several months after the split. Otherwise, yes, he had a couple of weird promos and possibly a match, then back to oblivion.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012



Clearwater's the town entirely owned by Scientologists, right? Just the best combination of people, here.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Defiance Industries posted:

Rovert why didn't you fulfill your toxx and disclose the name of your source?

No no no, it was Bryan Alvarez's source.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Sigma posted:

https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/878042720123502592

Now the only difference between Ron Funches and Ziggler is that Funches is a multiple time champ in his fed

Also Ron Funches is cool and good

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Ban Rovert

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


ChineseConnection posted:

Because he's cool and good, just like Reagan and Thatcher. This is America you dirty pinko Communist. In this great country Hacksaw Jim Duggan was the inaugural Royal Rumble winner, just like God intended it.

Bullshit, that was One Man Gang.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Cesaro/Kidd/Rose, yes.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012



It's weird that the date on that is today because they did that a year or so ago.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


oatgan posted:

i hope hulk hogan crashes his car, and dies
that would be good, to me

:emptyquote:

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


achillesforever6 posted:

I made it 50/50 :lol:

Voted. Now 51/49 good doggo over bad dumbguy

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Val Venis strikes me as the kind of guy who's going to pull a gun on a cop while yelling about proper capitalization of letters.

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