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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

dsriggs posted:

A great man, if only I knew who he was :iiam:

Now I want to see him and Dasher Hatfield team up to give Mr. Touchdown just desserts for his lowdown, cheating ways.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

njsykora posted:

Brad Maddox is awesome, though this is a little easy.

Antonio Cesaro, Cody Rhodes, Daniel Bryan, Fandango, Alberto Del Rio.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

I think if they'd kept Sandow with the hardcore Libertarian gimmick he had in FCW they could've expanded it to something like this.

Oh my god this sounds like the best thing. Is any of it on youtube or something?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


I'd honestly prefer a tuxedo-t-shirt-esque vest shirt, maybe with BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD on the back.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

coconono posted:

Its hard not to love Prince Devitt anymore than before but this, this is amazing.



I only hope I can someday be cool enough to use "I'd like to invite you to dinner; that's a joke, I hate you" as a burn and have it work.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

@nieljacoby, not too active.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

coconono posted:

I'm pretty sure all wrestlers would fun to hang out with. Even the lovely ones.

You couldn't pay me to hang with the Ultimate Warrior.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

bobkatt013 posted:

Good for him but he might be taking things too fast

Great, he was chilling before, but now he might be able to actually scare people to death.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Perigryn posted:

They better flex at some zoo animals :colbert:

An ostrich squawks at The Rock, he lowers his sunglasses and raises the People's Eyebrow, and the ostrich slowly backs away.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Stallion Cabana posted:

I think it's supposed to be 'Guy who desperately wants in the business but doesn't really understand a thing about it'

He's the Dude Love to Abyss' Mankind, but with legal experience instead of tye dye.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Indeed, Ziggler is taking it one step further by saying that the only way Ryder could concuss him would be if they had a match on Superstars, the "C" show (or maybe it's the "D" show, I dunno). Because Ryder is a JTTS and whatnot. :v:

Smackdown is the B show, Main Event is the C show, Slam is the D show, Superstars is the E show.

On second thought, NXT is the E show, Superstars is the F show.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


It's the fist pump afterward that makes it.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

njsykora posted:

The PPV is in Chicago. If he does show up he'll be given a loving hero's welcome regardless of alignment.

EDIT: Speaking of heroes...

Mods please namechange to Galaxy Star Blast thanks in advance.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

VogeGandire posted:

I would mark like a loving child if this happened.

I think they could do it, or at least Bubba. He's in much better shape now.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Semprini posted:

Testis enim mihi est Deus, quomodo confracta est in dimidio

(warning: Google translate used)

Si non convenit hoc solum vocibus dicat: non lactaverunt!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I've only experienced the Claire Lynch saga in hindsight, but I love that they seem to have gone full daytime soap with it.

E: Now I'm wishing WWE or TNA went full-bore daytime soap for the backstage segments.

I Before E fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jul 1, 2013

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I would also like to be on whatever list there may be.

@Nieljacoby

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

VogeGandire posted:

I can't remember which one of you put forward this name, but Venis should start using the gimmick of the Apex Redditor.

I'm pretty sure I used that as a Randy Orton joke, but it would be much funnier with Venis.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

Ohhh, Gabriel better watch his rear end.


:science:

"Shark After Dark" sounds like Animal Planet's answer to Skinemax. So he had better watch his rear end, indeed.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I agree, nobody should be promoting the solo band of ex-Dokken guitarist George Lynch. :v:

It seems we think of different things when presented with the term "lynch mob."

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Stallion Cabana posted:

but El Toro Furete never removes his mask, why would Sin Cara.

I don't.

Nothing makes sense.

it has a little flap that opens like the Predator's mouth.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

But then how does he poop out his mouth? He has no mouth hole. Is his mask full of poo poo? Wait.

like I said, Predator mouth flap.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

poo poo, sorry. I spoilered it in my post. Apologies to anyone that had their Impact Wrestling experience ruined.

You're the last person to blame for that.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Valeyard posted:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-divas/divas-of-instagram-photos

Thanks to this article, I am now realising what I am missing out on by not having an Instagram account


lookit that cute little doggie. :3:

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

KungFu Grip posted:

He don't need 4 arms, man he needs 5.

Well we all know what the 5th one is...

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

SirDippingSauce posted:

"You're gonna need to register for gifts!" (clap clap-clap clap clap clap clap clap clap-clap)

I still don't get how that chant is supposed to sound, it just reads awkwardly in my head.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

kidcoelacanth posted:

Sing to the tune of "you're gonna get your loving head kicked in".

I knew that was the one it was based on, that doesn't help. I've never heard the actual chant, so that may be why I'm having trouble imagining it.
e:

Huh. I would not have imagined it like that.

I Before E fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Sep 28, 2013

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Valeyard posted:

I am assuming that is Todd McFarlane of McFarlane figures. I guess they are doing some Undertaker model?

SPAWN VERSUS UNDERTAKER AT WMXXX

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


I like the idea of the argentine backbreaker into a DDT, just don't call it a Burning Hammer.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012



Ryback :allears:

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

oatgan posted:

well most of the bitstrips he's made have just been to childishly mock Nakamura so probably the latter

Prince Devitt and Nakamura are the only people to use Bitstrips in an entertaining way.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Gavok posted:

Has anyone here ever seen that Guy Pearce movie Memento? If so, what did you think?

I don't remember a lot about it.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

MacDougall posted:

I have a Fedora that's too small for my head. If it fit me I'd wear it. They look cool on big fat cunts with beards.

If this is a joke, it's not very funny.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

MacDougall posted:

Is it funny if it's not?

If you're being serious, it's hilarious.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

Cena should send his haters to Miz, since he is searching for them.

From each according to his workrate, to each according to his heat.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

Except for height. He should train that.

The untested full-body jelq... they say it's impossible!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Tyson Tomko posted:

IT'S CUMIN TIMEEEEEE!

"HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! THE ANALCONDA VICE!"

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

I'd imagine it's because he wouldn't know how to function on commentary without a steroid addled madman demean him as he works.

Still, it'd be great to see.

Scott Steiner's probably not doing much, he can do color.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

The WSX announce team probably isn't doing anything nowadays, and they were decent enough.

Well, except for Juicy J and Pusha T, they're probably really busy nowadays.

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