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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

acai moonsault posted:

remember that guy who won Mick Foley's Wrestlemania trip that one year and wrote about it mentioning Alex Riley laying on a hotel sofa in a defeated stupor

Wait, what?

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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Gavok posted:

Oh, I forgot the best wrestling fan: the guy who was way too excited about Sheamus beating up Jamie Noble. That guy is all right in my book.

"AAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAAAAA!"

"KILL HIM SOME MORE, BIG RED!"

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Cardboard Box posted:

i don't think nia jax is white

she's not like most girls

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

...What do you think a burner account is?

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
:sad:

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Hi a normal person who cares deeply about wrestlers legal issues and what kind of money they owe to previous relationships, I'm dad!

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Becky Lynch and Seth "Freakin'" Rollins are such BAD rear end*s! They have S*X! With each other! THE ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK BABY

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Jerusalem posted:

That woman could be arrested for a hate crime for suggesting that AJ go back to WWE :mad:

It could be worse, maybe she meant New Jersey.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Shine posted:

He's a big guy.

For you.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Becky Lynch hasn't made a good tweet in like six months. I blame Seth.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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God, Finn Balor sucks.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Randy is also a transphobe

And he expressed, in writing, wanting to gently caress a 15 year old.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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coconono posted:

tony sign the ecw zombie

He is dead :(

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Incessant Excess posted:

Remember when J-Ru did a San Andreas LP where he wrote in character and dropped the gamer word left and right? It's okay tho, the 00s were a different time lol

Thanks for bringing this to my attention, it's really loving embarrassing.
https://lparchive.org/Grand-Theft-Auto-San-Andreas-(Screenshot)/

Hopkins FBI fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Nov 9, 2019

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Hedgehog Pie posted:

I don't know who Mel is because the only wrestling Mel I know is the pedo from the 80s.

Eh, close enough.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Punk betrayed me, he didn't keep his promise, he tricked me, and I don't care anymore.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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dodgeblan posted:

I love to categorize wrestlers as bad people.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Owen's spot went as planned, he just didn't stick the landing.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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TheKingslayer posted:

Charlotte Flair is... ok with the n word?

You know who her father is, right?

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Renee has used "ghetto" as an insult and dressed as a Native American for Halloween. She is probably a bad person.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Very racist of Cody Rhodes to say that Cody Runnels was his slave name, which definitely really happened

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Moan-y Borecunt

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
I'm hearing Road Dogg preferred the gray.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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https://mobile.twitter.com/LanaWWE/status/1204818977894977536

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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MassRafTer posted:

In a company as controlled as WWE you should blame management first until proven otherwise. Especially when it involves a shirt coming out. So funny to think people tried to claim NXT was "the good brand."

Just you wait until HHH takes over from Vince! Things are really gonna change around here, boy oh boy!!

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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https://mobile.twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1209551787809804289

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Mark Horny

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

ChrisBTY posted:

God I need more evidence of the poo poo at Rocky's funeral. That is some pure NY64 poo poo from our all-time champ if true.

Rocky was accused of groping underage girls at a camp, so I'll give Vince and Pat a tiny bit of leeway on this one.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Malcolm Excellent posted:

SEND HER TO THE FED.

What is Kylie's NXT name and gimmick?
https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/432616623225049088?lang=en

Hopkins FBI fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Mar 9, 2020

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

DarkstarIV posted:

Getting real mad over a fairly harmless looking tweet.
:ironicat:

Hopkins FBI fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Mar 10, 2020

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Can't we just replace Darkstar with a bot that reminds us Rhea Ripley is a homophobe every six hours or so?

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Didn't Taz expose himself to a minor once?

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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The Sasha tweet reads almost exactly like a Magic Johnson tweet.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Doesn't wrestling have enough pedophiles already?

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Nia Jax shouting at Killer Kross and demanding to speak to his manager, accidentally breaking the noses of 5 other people in the process

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Rarity posted:

That's Ligero, Joe Coffey and Travis Banks all outed as abusers now so gonna be real cool when WWE pretends none of this is happening
Should be easy for them to pretend as NXT UK does not exist

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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Cavauro posted:

tony khan sez don't be against genocide, support domestic abuse and transphobia. monay!
And if you sexually assault a waitress, just take a month off! All will be forgiven 🙏

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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22 Eargesplitten posted:

Judging by your avatar running for president also works.
It was given to me by a C-SPAM mod as an attempt at humor. I could pay to get rid of it, but of course I'd still be giving money to a domestic abuser because this site is hell.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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22 Eargesplitten posted:

It was given to you because you failed a toxx not to advocate for a rapist.
Do you really think I was being serious when I said "Voting for Biden is self care"? You might see that in D&D, maybe, but in C-SPAM? God, no.

Anyway, to get back on topic, the WWE sucks.

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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

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dodgeblan posted:

KO is one of those guys who seems to weirdly thrive in WWE against all expectations

thrive might be too strong a word but he never gets taken off TV for no reason and he's always got a decent spot on the card

he also has the rare ability to make WWE dialog not sound like it's been poorly translated from another language, so it's probably that
He speaks three languages: English, French and :goodshit:

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