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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Jack Krauser posted:

I'm not on twitter.

hey it's Jason Mantzoukas!

I'm @NewCardSmell I will follow all wrasslegoons who are not STUPID MOOSE BIGELOW or HULKAFART

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Mob
May 7, 2002

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It's probably really easy to buy into conspiracy theory bullshit when your life revolves around a carny business that has its own insular bubble that prevents you from interacting with people outside the bubble via normal human communication.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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I will buy any amount of merchandise necessary to ensure Big E always has a job with the WWE.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Val's AMA consisted of

1.) weed
2.) #TyrantObama
3.) Canada Needs Someone Like Ron Paul
4.) Buy my book for the answer to that question

Mob
May 7, 2002

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There would literally be fifteen fights a day over who didn't wash out the blender.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Everyone should use Twitter. I make fart jokes like all day. You can say whatever you want to Hulkamatt and he can't do poo poo. It's amazing. I wish I'd invented Twitter.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Solomonic posted:

He's mad because Triple H called him a C++ player.

hey if you don't think I'm immediately stealing that joke then I'm afraid I've got some Bad News

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Bigass Moth posted:

$13 for shipping is insane even for the Animal.

Worth it. Those old thermoses...thermosii...thermoosen are usually ceramic and reaaaaally fragile.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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It's me I'm the guy who's seen every American Pickers.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

TheJoker138 posted:

Pretty much, yeah. If I want the porn there's much better places than Twitter to get it.

Nah man you can follow Christy Mack. Trust me, I was voted #2 in the Best Wrestlehut Best Poster poll like 7 years ago(JERUSALEM I'M COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA)

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Now Rock is pushing for him and Patton to star in season 2 of True Detective and yes please

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

MassRafTer posted:

I always wonder two things about Bo:

1. How identical would he and Bray be if he gained 75 lbs.

They all have IRS's eyes, even their sister.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Poor JR, having to go from pro wrestling to calling fixed matches.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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I too cannot wait for him to bust out his line about pet coons.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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You guys are really lucky because Vince's pop culture knowledge of relevant people is almost to 2001 so I'd expect Andrew WK to be invited to RAW any day now.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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If you think for one second that two toothless guys covered in confederate flags who have never cut a promo that didn't begin or end with "HEY FUCKIN SHITASS AY GODDAMN YOU FUCKIN SHITS YO FUCKIN I'M FUCKIN GONNA KILL YOU FUCKIN SHITHEADS FUCKFACE poo poo" but missed out on a their shot at WWE because of one tweet then...well nevermind I forgot that you all do in fact believe that.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Perfidus posted:

I can't see any because I don't follow. Cliffs notes?

Just another mentally ill shut-in who is obsessed with that guy from the ghost show who cuts promos on ghosts and tries to fight them. And Cena.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Well Seth I said you couldn't make one tweet in a row without hocking a lovely energy drink and you have proved me wrong.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Don't cramp up your hands too much clutching those pearls, fellas.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Let me know when that happens

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:



:patriot:

(now if only he were allowed to beat Rusev)

I don't want to inflate Brandon's ego but sometimes I really feel like Big E and Rusev are reading the Best & Worst every week.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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epitasis posted:

^^
trap sprung

I've been owned.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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oatgan posted:

it's a real frat!

says the Omega Mu

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Tyson Tomko posted:

What the gently caress's a frush?

Every god drat day something is reminding me that movie isn't on Netflix.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Cesaro has always seemed like the kind of guy who would legit overpower and murder you with a "why are you making me do this" look on his face.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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BUT WHICH OF THOSE IS ALMOST XARM??

Mob
May 7, 2002

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skaboomizzy posted:

Simon Gotch (@GotchStyleWWE) is a Whovian and a Dune fan-boy, so you should follow him if you're into awesome nerd stuff.

I'm getting into Who but I'm a SUPER rear end VAUDEVILLIANS nerd so thanks

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

The Cena you see on TV is the real Cena, though. In normal, everyday life he is a nice robot programmed to live a boring, nice, robotic human life, and when the show starts he's programmed to be John Cena The Wrestlebotman and so he does that.

edit: my Cena bias is a bit different because I would much rather have a Cena on my TV to boo than have no Cena at all

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Daniel Bryan posted:

Most of the main stars in WWE are just their real life personas just turned up a notch or two.

Yeah, the time I liked Cena the most is also the one time I've ever seen him look truly happy, and that's that old footage of him dying as Umaga chopped Spirit Squad guys in a hotel lobby.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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https://twitter.com/BrookeTess/status/484736363074297856

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Dusty was supposed to move into the Legends' House for season 2 but then they saw how much subtitles were gonna cost and canceled it.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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schweens posted:

Coconono: Twitter Visionary is never something I thought I'd say but there are a billion accounts now that tweet poo poo like that at celebrities all day

There were two billion before he started

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Gaz-L posted:

What's the... kanji? hashtag mean, by the way?

#ronery

Mob
May 7, 2002

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I read that entire link and holy poo poo Dave start a sentence with something besides "We also", "We look at", or "We also look at"

Mob
May 7, 2002

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Enough about lighting, let me tell you how poo poo everybody is at white-balancing

Mob
May 7, 2002

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what were you on the sidewalk and you saw a quitter

Mob
May 7, 2002

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You can include any movie Hogan's ever been in plus all the money Hogan has ever earned in his whole life and GOTG will still make more money.

Mob
May 7, 2002

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It's a wrestling reference, you wouldn't get it

Mob
May 7, 2002

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OmegaBR posted:

How many times has Trips opened the show with a "aw did someone not get what they wanted" promo, or a "gee, I'm gonna go complain about it on the internet with my friend Mark."

Once and zero times respectively hth

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Mob
May 7, 2002

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No, he said him and Mark would stop watching, which is not exactly those lines.

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