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Christian Dinosaur posted:"I know your name isn't really 'boom boom', I'm not STUPID. So, what's your real name?" "My name?" "Yes" "Uh, John." "John WHAT?" "John Jacob." "John Jacob WHAT?" "John Jacob... Jingleheimer Schmidt" "your name... is MY name too!"
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2011 19:59 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 11:23 |
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apsouthern posted:In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan man, Paul London got buff.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2011 13:26 |
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I went and found a picture of Rosa Mendes. I still have no idea who she is.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2011 15:52 |
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Oatgan posted:I actually wasn't joking. I have absolutely no idea who Rosa Mendes is. basically, Johnny Ace has a diva cloning machine in his basement, and she's what comes out if you use the generic settings but change nationality to "costa rican"
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2011 16:07 |
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Smackdown in Liverpool better feature Regal winning the Internet Championship
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2011 16:18 |
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BizarroAzrael posted:The Day Today reference doesn't really work in text. Better to go with "PETER! YOU LOST THE NEWS!!" "I've been working for WWF since 1999. At Wrestlemania 15, no-one died. At Backlash, no-one died. At No Mercy, no-one died. At Over The Edge, SOME ONE died. At King Of The Ring, no-one died. At Fully Loaded, there was the incident with the pigeon."
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2011 18:25 |
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if WWE gives us just one Claudio/Regal match, I'll be happy.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2011 16:29 |
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:Someone help Cornette! someone RT this to Matt Hardy. If anyone knows, it's him.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2011 16:39 |
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:as offers go, this is basically the pro wrestling equivalent of "Hey, can I have your mailing address so I can send you this box of dogshit?"
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2011 10:54 |
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Chuckie T goes down on one knee. Kana delivers a yakuza kick to his face.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2011 15:13 |
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apsouthern posted:I think someone in the audience just gave him the swear finger.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2011 19:27 |
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I'm now picturing a contract negotiation where he stipulated that he gets to make no less than 10 sick burns on Cole or Ace a week.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2011 21:19 |
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if this leads to a recreation of the Steiner / Nowinski debate then we all win.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2011 09:45 |
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OK, that wasn't a negative review. Not entirely positive, but it was generally good natured and didn't exactly slate the show. I've read more blistering reviews than that given of 20 year stand up veterans. You should see some of the reviews that, for example, Stewart Lee gets. Foley needs to get a thicker skin.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2011 00:16 |
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once he's been tweeting for a while, someone should examine his posting style and create a Dusty Tweet Generator. Once we get it working, we go to Dusty, give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say HEY, a computer took your place, daddy. That's hard times!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2011 17:36 |
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apsouthern posted:Pac has joined twitter at http://twitter.com/PacToTheFuture I just listened to his Art Of Wrestling episode where Colt persuades him to join Twitter. It's really worth a listen. The first bit of it is just standard wrestler stories, but then he and Colt have this great conversation about insecurity and fear of rejection. I'd never paid much attention to Pac before, but that episode piqued my interest.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2012 11:14 |
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CMPunk posted:"@thatkidpuppy: @CMPunk recommend a tattoo I should get and I'll do it! Anything but a dick."
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 11:37 |
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my friend Mike is a former pro wrestler and spectacularly gay. After reading Punk's tweets last night, he was seriously contemplating proposing to him.
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# ¿ May 8, 2012 16:27 |
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Lone Rogue posted:That's the wrong way to go. very likely so. His husband thought so too.
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# ¿ May 8, 2012 16:36 |
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The Filthy Father is at it again.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 08:47 |
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Never let it be said that Cody doesn't recognise an opportunity to look good by doing good.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 07:14 |
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Between this and the birthday horse, Page is becoming one of my favourite social media wrestlers
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 21:48 |
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Good for Stardom. I remember a few years back some arsehole fans were harassing (the then 17 year old) Millie McKenzie at a Fight Club Pro show in Wolverhampton (lewd chants etc) which got them banned from the venue, the promotion, and also a host of other UK promotions who didn't want harassers going there instead.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 13:25 |
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heel turn posted:
This is not a well guy.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 21:22 |
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:https://twitter.com/chigusa8888/status/1203945010296741888?s=19 you might say she's got a gal crush on her. (I know, that was terrible)
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 23:58 |
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tao of lmao posted:Stretch muffler is cooler than the rack and that never gets used anymore either. El Desperado uses it in NJPW. I think Travis Huckabee uses it on the indies.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2019 19:52 |
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boxcarhobo posted:yea man cant wait to lay eyes on that hog currently imagining a pig in a jean jacket wearing aviators
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 16:03 |
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it's more of a blanket
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 16:10 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Greta’s got the fun multi-whammy of being female, young, smart, European and righteously angry which makes every conservative lose their goddamn minds and treat her with murderous hostility for suggesting people should be less greedy and bad to the environment Oh, and don't forget: she's on the autism spectrum which means they switch between murderous hostility and concern trolling about "parents exploiting a disabled child"
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 15:55 |
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It's a joke I've seen before and liked. In my head i picture Nicole Byer saying it.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 16:35 |
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KungFu Grip posted:yeah WARHORSE's gimmick is 80's metal head Also undisputed ruler of rear end.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 07:40 |
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Suzuki / ZSJ versus Nerder Death Kill would also rock.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 09:38 |
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Chris Jericho Is Behind 12 Proxies
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 13:10 |
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coconono posted:Am I missing something in the mizgif other than his poo poo running knee? mostly just that it's incredibly slow, has no impact, and Bray is reacting to it long before it happens
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 16:10 |
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a big fat bunny posted:Taking an extended twitter break is always a good idea and more people should do it. I'm doing it right now. Might pop back in the new year, or might not.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 15:11 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:I get his gimmick but saying you want to see a little girl dead is a bit much In fairness this is a long running thing, I think. Dina is is a minor fixture of Chicago wrestling and MJF's been comedically feuding with her for about a year and a half.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 18:54 |
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You know, maybe I should give NWA another ch-
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 21:13 |
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mactheknife posted:i must also defend pop punk but not this hokey rear end trash As Swoggle tells us:
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 23:24 |
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Accidental late night sex. He tripped on a shoelace and landed in someone.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2019 07:16 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 11:23 |
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This just highlights how dogshit his hair was before.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 01:46 |