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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Christian Dinosaur posted:



:psyduck: "I know your name isn't really 'boom boom', I'm not STUPID. So, what's your real name?"
:jewish: "My name?"
:psyduck: "Yes"
:jewish: "Uh, John."
:psyduck: "John WHAT?"
:jewish: "John Jacob."
:psyduck: "John Jacob WHAT?"
:jewish: "John Jacob... Jingleheimer Schmidt"

:aaa:

:psyduck: "your name... is MY name too!"

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


apsouthern posted:

In case you wondered, that's @WWE_MasonRyan



man, Paul London got buff.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I went and found a picture of Rosa Mendes. I still have no idea who she is.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Oatgan posted:

I actually wasn't joking. I have absolutely no idea who Rosa Mendes is.

basically, Johnny Ace has a diva cloning machine in his basement, and she's what comes out if you use the generic settings but change nationality to "costa rican"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Smackdown in Liverpool better feature Regal winning the Internet Championship

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


BizarroAzrael posted:

The Day Today reference doesn't really work in text. Better to go with "PETER! YOU LOST THE NEWS!!"

I'm amazed it's even possible for Americans to "get" Partridge, early 90s British satire would be a pretty tough sell to them.

"I've been working for WWF since 1999. At Wrestlemania 15, no-one died. At Backlash, no-one died. At No Mercy, no-one died. At Over The Edge, SOME ONE died. At King Of The Ring, no-one died. At Fully Loaded, there was the incident with the pigeon."

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


if WWE gives us just one Claudio/Regal match, I'll be happy.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Someone help Cornette!



someone RT this to Matt Hardy. If anyone knows, it's him.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Strenuous Manflurry posted:



as offers go, this is basically the pro wrestling equivalent of "Hey, can I have your mailing address so I can send you this box of dogshit?"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chuckie T goes down on one knee. Kana delivers a yakuza kick to his face.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


apsouthern posted:



I think someone in the audience just gave him the swear finger.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I'm now picturing a contract negotiation where he stipulated that he gets to make no less than 10 sick burns on Cole or Ace a week.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


if this leads to a recreation of the Steiner / Nowinski debate then we all win.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


OK, that wasn't a negative review. Not entirely positive, but it was generally good natured and didn't exactly slate the show. I've read more blistering reviews than that given of 20 year stand up veterans. You should see some of the reviews that, for example, Stewart Lee gets.

Foley needs to get a thicker skin.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


once he's been tweeting for a while, someone should examine his posting style and create a Dusty Tweet Generator.

Once we get it working, we go to Dusty, give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say HEY, a computer took your place, daddy. That's hard times!

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


apsouthern posted:

Pac has joined twitter at http://twitter.com/PacToTheFuture



I just listened to his Art Of Wrestling episode where Colt persuades him to join Twitter. It's really worth a listen. The first bit of it is just standard wrestler stories, but then he and Colt have this great conversation about insecurity and fear of rejection. I'd never paid much attention to Pac before, but that episode piqued my interest.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


CMPunk posted:

"@thatkidpuppy: @CMPunk recommend a tattoo I should get and I'll do it! Anything but a dick."
Two dicks.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


my friend Mike is a former pro wrestler and spectacularly gay. After reading Punk's tweets last night, he was seriously contemplating proposing to him.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Lone Rogue posted:

That's the wrong way to go.

very likely so. His husband thought so too.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



The Filthy Father is at it again.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Never let it be said that Cody doesn't recognise an opportunity to look good by doing good.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Between this and the birthday horse, Page is becoming one of my favourite social media wrestlers

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Good for Stardom. I remember a few years back some arsehole fans were harassing (the then 17 year old) Millie McKenzie at a Fight Club Pro show in Wolverhampton (lewd chants etc) which got them banned from the venue, the promotion, and also a host of other UK promotions who didn't want harassers going there instead.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


heel turn posted:



Cass is doing fine.

This is not a well guy.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



you might say she's got a gal crush on her.

(I know, that was terrible)

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


tao of lmao posted:

Stretch muffler is cooler than the rack and that never gets used anymore either.

El Desperado uses it in NJPW. I think Travis Huckabee uses it on the indies.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


boxcarhobo posted:

yea man cant wait to lay eyes on that hog

currently imagining a pig in a jean jacket wearing aviators

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


it's more of a blanket

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Aesop Poprock posted:

Greta’s got the fun multi-whammy of being female, young, smart, European and righteously angry which makes every conservative lose their goddamn minds and treat her with murderous hostility for suggesting people should be less greedy and bad to the environment

Oh, and don't forget: she's on the autism spectrum which means they switch between murderous hostility and concern trolling about "parents exploiting a disabled child"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


It's a joke I've seen before and liked. In my head i picture Nicole Byer saying it.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


KungFu Grip posted:

yeah WARHORSE's gimmick is 80's metal head

Also undisputed ruler of rear end.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Suzuki / ZSJ versus Nerder Death Kill would also rock.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chris Jericho Is Behind 12 Proxies

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


coconono posted:

Am I missing something in the mizgif other than his poo poo running knee?

mostly just that it's incredibly slow, has no impact, and Bray is reacting to it long before it happens

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


a big fat bunny posted:

Taking an extended twitter break is always a good idea and more people should do it.

I'm doing it right now. Might pop back in the new year, or might not.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Mr. Carlisle posted:

I get his gimmick but saying you want to see a little girl dead is a bit much

In fairness this is a long running thing, I think. Dina is is a minor fixture of Chicago wrestling and MJF's been comedically feuding with her for about a year and a half.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


You know, maybe I should give NWA another ch-

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


mactheknife posted:

i must also defend pop punk but not this hokey rear end trash

As Swoggle tells us:

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Accidental late night sex. He tripped on a shoelace and landed in someone.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


This just highlights how dogshit his hair was before.

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