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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


oh but seriously I posted:

cody will pressure joey to come back from an injury angle dummy thick. "this is an rear end company, joe" he will say, looking out of a office window at the tiaa bank field, hands clasped officiously behind his back

He's trying to clasp his hands behind his back, but he's dummy thicc and he can't get his hands around his own rear end.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


jesus WEP posted:

that dude takes a good flat back bump

Not the first time someone has said "flat back" in relation to Joey Janela.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I'm sure the GCW guys will be distraught to have lost the good opinion of Old Brandon Cutler

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/TheWWEBlake/status/1213155065076297728

Is it too early to nominate The Forgotten Sons for lamest faction of 2020?

Crazy Captain Cutler, Renegade Ryker, Ballistic Blake. Jesus loving christ those are terrible nicknames.

Appropriately enough I can never remember them.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The Forgettable Sons

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Camera pans to Michael Nakazawa who is trying to play three blind mice on a tin whistle and looking embarrassed.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chikara made a statement about Rory Gulak

https://twitter.com/CHIKARApro/status/1214169869190606851?s=19

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



nice to see that Nakamura is a fan of Jack Handey

https://twitter.com/jack__handey/status/248983399912595459

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Miz had a 4 and a half star match with Dolph Ziggler a few years ago.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Holy loving poo poo.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


So "why hasn't a major company signed Tessa Blanchard?" is no longer the biggest unanswered question in women's wrestling. Great, now to start work on "why hasn't a major company signed Jordynne Grace?"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Removed this comment because it was unfair, so replacing it with an update on Sammii Jayne

https://twitter.com/MrWarrenHayes/status/1216139240511352832?s=19

Lamuella fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jan 12, 2020

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


karmicknight posted:

aka Max Barsky is a good leftist name.

Max Barksy just makes me think of an old Jake Fogelnest routine about what Banksy would be called if he were a dog.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Pinche Rudo posted:

Lol this dude has never gotten a lighter's worth of heat in his entire career

https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/1217617414034202625?s=19

So is the gif Corbin after a bad can of dog food?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


NULL_SIGNAL posted:

found this in the replies and now I need to know what Bernie's puroresu nickname would be



The David Starr Of American Politics

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/wXwGermany/status/1216304687282053120?s=19

https://twitter.com/TristanArcher/status/1216413576992317440?s=19

https://twitter.com/wXwGermany/status/1218065668626616325?s=19

https://twitter.com/Cody_Hall1/status/1216710278081056768?s=19

Cody Hall status: still a moron. Hopefully he never comes back to Japan and I never have to deal with the embarrassment of me yelling across crowded merch areas at me in a desperate attempt to sell his lovely merch.

On the other side: props to WXW for just saying "hey, this was nasty and someone got pretty badly hurt, we're not putting it out". There's a lot of promotions that would go the "SEE where Tristan Archer got DESTROYED!" route

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Teddy Hart Vs Cody Hall in a Failson Deathmatch book it

I booked it, but Teddy No Call No Showed, and Cody got into a fight backstage after he demanded a 20% bump in his rate.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Santana & Ortiz are still secret faces:

https://twitter.com/Santana_Proud/status/1217932077728960512

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Jerusalem posted:

I think Titus told a story before about how Batista showed him one of his royalty checks from WWE and Titus immediately said,"I am going to be a pro-wrestler."

Titus ain't a great pro-wrestler, but he's one hell of an incredible human being and I hope WWE is scared enough of AEW that they just pay him a huge amount of money while he spends his free time hanging out with his kids or doing cool charity work.

But not hugging Vince. Never again hugging Vince.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Mental health awareness means never criticising the entertainment output of a billion dollar company.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



wouldn't ice sell... quite well in an Arizona summer?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


TheKingslayer posted:

This just makes me realize that I can't wait for Vince's funeral. All three hours of Raw with Vince's body in an upright open casket at the top of the ramp.

Triple H tearfully dons a Kane mask and approaches Katie Vince, knowing what he needs to do.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


https://twitter.com/wrestlingleva/status/1220212994413682689

pretty sure Angled Heart Mask Sheet had a run with Michinoku Pro in the early 2000s

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Man, I hope nothing bad comes out about 1977 King Of Trios winners Jimmy Savile, Jonathan King, and Rolf Harris

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Juice Robinson kicked out of Bread Club.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


THink of it like someone saying "We need to take him to a really nice Italian place, like Olive Garden"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


coconono posted:

plus one of the greatest "get high and watch youtube videos" creators.

Her turning up on episodes of First We Feast talking about the best places in New York to get barbecued eel was wild.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


On the Bon Appetit front, can I assume everyone's seen Braun Strowman on back to back chef? https://youtu.be/RQV4jUi4Nas

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Spikegal posted:

At this point I'm actively going after a rep of a purveyer of obsucre wrestlers/wrestling adjacent people on twitter.


https://twitter.com/stepstoolsarahx/status/1212550806064521216


bonus:

https://twitter.com/stepstoolsarahx/status/1222016463604801536

Stepstool Sarah is fantastic. She and Sarah Shockey are joint holders of the coveted "best Sarah in wrestling" title.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The server at the barbecue place when I order the regular brisket platter but then say "actually, make it a large"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Ortiz is just frustrated that he never found out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


TheKingslayer posted:

While modern Suzuki is cool, I miss me some classic beautiful Suzuki.


Too handsome for this sin cursed world.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Chuckie T confirmed as Da Share Z0ne

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


STAC Goat posted:

EC3 is maybe the one person in wrestling who should have no desire at all to go to AEW. It would destroy him. He’s already in serious trouble with MJF showing him up and the Dixie Carter aspect of the gimmick all burned out. To actually try and do it in the same house as MJF? That would be uncomfortable to watch.

He had a moment there and it’s sad WWE squandered it but the best thing he can do is just take the WWE money while it’s there.

Or I guess he could go to MLW and lean in on the role as second rate MJF.

EC3 would be a joke.

But Derrick Bateman? Now we're talking.

(yes, I know WWE own the name)

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


DarkstarIV posted:

I don't think its too much of a stretch to say that Cody Hall is one of the dumbest people in pro wrestling today, right?

He's wrestling's failson. Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple, keeps getting caught out. I have no idea how baseball works.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Jerusalem posted:

The World Cup Final last year was one of the best things I ever saw and they loving decided the win on some arbitrary stat in the end because the two teams literally couldn't beat each other no matter what mad permutation of extra time scenarios the organizers could come up with. This sounds terrible but holy gently caress it was amazing.

There's a comedian I really like called Andy Zaltzman (does The Bugle, former comedy partner of John Oliver) who is obsessed with two things: politics and cricket. His reporting on the cricket world cup, and specifically the final, was so filled with pure excitement that it nearly made me give a poo poo about the silly game.

The final score in the game was 241 runs each after 50 overs, so it went to a Super Over, where each side scored 15 runs, meaning they were tied again. It was finally decided on the "Boundary count back rule", in other words the number of times the ball was hit to the boundaries by each side. To put this in baseball terms, imagine a world series being decided on the number of home runs one side got.

Lamuella fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Feb 10, 2020

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Like he was explicitly tied to the Bullet Club and the Elite like a weird hanger on and nobody in WWE or AEW has even been asked about bringing him in or even suggested it. How much of an obnoxious oval office do you have to be that Luke Gallows isn't calling you a good boy?

Probably insulted the Hot Asian Wife of one of the Good Brothers.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


IcePhoenix posted:

I'm going to mall wrestling next month I hope it's fun

I think they teased that some Danhausen guy is going to be there (going off the replies) hopefully he's good

https://twitter.com/f1rstwrestling/status/1224821296850264064

I've heard that he is both good and great. Now if you'll excuse me I have a will to surrender.

coconono posted:

Danhausen is good, imo but I'm a stupid idiot that's endlessly entertained by gross splat noises

speaking of gross splat noises:
https://twitter.com/Emman_TheKid/status/1226834708396298247

It's OK guys, his neck broke his fall.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


It's worth remembering every now and then how great Lance Storm is in the ring.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



God, I remember this match and this PPV. On the same show they had RVD versus Balls Mahoney, and let's just say it was obvious who had been carrying the weight in the RVD/Lynn matches.

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