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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I hope he just cuts promos for his opening and closing arguments.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



If you've ever taken the Florida driver's test, you'd know how sick a burn this is.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mob posted:

if you want I can fart on a Blow Pop and mail it to you

Sunny???

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Searching to see what Beth Broderick looks like, I have seen her topless, so thanks Wrestlers on Twitter thread.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Michael Jordan story is comically overstated, also.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



VoLaTiLe posted:

The problem is in tough enough the arseholes seemed to be the fav's ZZ, Yeti man and Amanda.

WWE decided they wanted these arseholes and this is what they get.

However Patrick , Sara Lee and the lesbian MMA girl are developing in the background and I'm sure they will turn up sooner or later

Amanda got hired, too, though it looks like she's on the Eva Maria Total Divas track.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

WWE didn't decide they wanted ZZ. They constantly did everything they could to keep people from voting for ZZ.

But we all love that fat Cajun.

They rehired him, so *someone* at WWE wanted him around.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



They should just have Otunga pop up any time the police are called or whatever.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Otunga's best character was hanging out with Johnny Ace drinking coffee.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Neodoomium posted:

Big E wears his New Day tracksuit around in public.

I love Big E.

When you're shaped like Big E, it's easier to just wear sweats or a track suit than make the effort to find clothes that actually fit.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I had no idea he was still alive.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Maybe he just saw Borat.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




This is sad, but I totally read it in Gene's voice, and that makes me smile a bit.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I like that he has like five tweets that are just pictures of chickens.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Gaben's lost some weight!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I completely forgot Roadblock was a thing that happened.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I don't have friends. I got family.

Just none at work.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Which is weird since I always remember Hall as one of those stealthily tall guys who only looks shorter than he is since he spent my early wrestling fandom next to Nash.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Well, you can't teach that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




That's a weird Loss edit.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Big E rules

Sasha rules

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Can't wait until I can get a Faith No More Guy figure!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



He was funny in Trainwreck!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



WrasslorMonkey posted:

AJ Lee wins a WWE popularity contest? I'm shocked.

Don't blame me, I voted for The Hurricane.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Petit Gregory posted:

I didn't know Randy Orton was a fan of the Big Guy.
hosed-up shoulder, "Make it a rest hold"-er, Randy Orton loves the Big Guy.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



fart blood posted:

This is my favorite thing about Bret; he can say whatever he wants about anyone in WWE despite making appearances for them because he was the victim of the most infamous doublecross in history. So yeah, he'll forgive them, but he'll also poo poo on them whenever he feels like too.

Also they killed his brother.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



AMReese posted:

My goddamn Zenfone 2 can't play Pokemon Go because the game doesn't support Intel processors. What the hell is that bullshit? Anyway...

https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/750867814114856960

lol That's what you get for buying an Intel phone.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The most interesting part is Sasha watches TNA.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Atticus Finch posted:

I've known MassRayPer for a long time and this gimmick is my favorite. He's gone full wrestling metric robot with a hint of John Cena fanatic.

Though to be fair, we should all love John Cena.

John Cena's the best

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Rusev is real good at Twitter.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Wow, uh, that's not creepy. At all.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The impressive part is that he has the mannerisms down, too. It's not just the voice.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




That just looks like a bad photo.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Cavauro posted:

maybe this



I didn't know Amy Schumer was a wrestler. I thought she was just dating one for a bit.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Usos lost to Breezango on a PPV preshow. If that's not the end of any push, I don't know what is.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I wish I knew what that was in response to. drat you @casinomomkelly deleting your account I guess!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



You guys need to go out if the box.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Basic Chunnel posted:

She's the opposite of Brett Hart except for the fact that she's just as good at promos. She's great
Who are you to doubt Eva Marie?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



King BW

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Gonzo McFee posted:

I hope she gets her wish some day.

A golden shower from R-Truth?

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