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When someone made the Michael Hayes = Kenny Powers connection on this board it explained essentially everything.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 19:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:22 |
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It's incredibly unlikely the Angry Black Guy Stable wouldn't have ended up kind of stupid or out-and-out offensive but even that would have been an improvement for the WWE midcard right now which at this point is basically Rusev/Swagger and Dolph/Miz and everyone else just sort of vaguely exists or does comedy spots prior to jobbing and appearing in hilarious merch sale segments.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 08:09 |
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The "SSSTTTOOOOPPPP" scream followed by graceful, unrepentant enzuigiri in that match is legitimately one of my favorite wrestling heel moments. Kenny Omega is basically the best.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 08:34 |
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I don't think the problem is Brock as a performer, he's shown he can put on good matches when the person he's booked against is someone we're supposed to perceive as a threat--Dean just was not at any point whatsoever presented as that kind of threat, not in the buildup and especially not in the match itself, so said match got the one-sided suplexes/F5/pin treatment just like Dean was Kofi, and that was completely loving stupid and one of the most shortsighted creative decisions they've made in a long, long time.
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 00:59 |
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Devil Bird Thing posted:God loving dammit. Show this type of poo poo on Smackdown and have Bray Wyatt win the occasional match. When you look at the legitimately likable, entertaining character work they do web-only, between the Wyatts or things like Breezango's backstage hijinx, it puts into even greater focus how much of the shows are loving wasted on McMahons talking.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 07:16 |
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https://twitter.com/punkrockbgmouth/status/802194124292112384 the new day cloning project has begun
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 19:37 |
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This is Phil Baroni when he's just being himself:quote:NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics? Phil Baroni is the elemental spirit of late-90s wrestling and MMA. He is exactly the kind of trash person the industry used to subsist on.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 19:57 |
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Davros1 posted:Who in their right mind thinks that this is an appropriate thing to ask, ever? If you're enough of a jackass to still think miscegenation is a sin, you're DEFINITELY enough of a jackass to think it's okay to say it.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 20:18 |
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Alaois posted:wait a second He's now half of a legitimately popular tag team called the Street Profits, but that popularity is 99% Montez Ford being the physical embodiment of charisma and Dawkins being the Jannettiest motherfucker on the planet.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 20:55 |
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VJeff posted:It'd probably seem pretty appealing until you found out how horrible it is to work there. Just watching, you'd be like, wow I could write better than this in my sleep. The first wrestling buddy I ever made on the internet (much) later got a job in the WWE's web content department and wound up working in creative, which he described as exactly as difficult and unpleasant as you have heard. Except Stephanie. Only had good experiences with her, oddly enough.
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 21:38 |
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Yeah, Enzo's rap is if anything trying way too hard to emulate the sound that's currently popular, he just isn't actually good at rapping and it sounds like he paid a producer $10,000 for $5 of work he did in a ten year-old version of Frooty Loops.
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 18:52 |
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The best part is the official hype package for Surfer Sandman was set to loving "Big Shot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Ai8lTXnlo
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 05:19 |
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fart blood posted:The tweet he's responding to is protected. What does it say? https://twitter.com/TheMemeharaja/status/1021314466032390144
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 22:46 |
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coconono posted:he knows Rand Paul is super racist right? right? He's an avowed libertarian who sought political office in a Tennessee county that's 90% white, I'm pretty sure he more than knows
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 03:44 |
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This is still less embarrassing than The Resurrection of Gavin Stone.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 04:23 |
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TV Zombie posted:I thought Gavin Stone was supposed to be one of the better Christian movies though. It is. This is still less embarrassing than The Resurrection of Gavin Stone.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 05:27 |
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Austin Aries says he's high-level, but I saw him lose to TJP, so he can't be that good.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 03:12 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Christ, how'd he die? Terminal illness. Apparently it'd been pretty bad a year or so ago when he mostly vanished and he said his goodbyes a few days ago.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 07:15 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Christ I used to think she and her family were so endearing. Bayley's almost-heel turn was just too much for them.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 07:18 |
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When the CWC was ongoing I was desperately hoping they'd find some way to sign Kota Ibushi, and now I'm just endlessly glad they didn't.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 02:55 |
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Josh Barnett once joked that a female MMA fighter should be subjected to anime tentacle rape after she missed weight for a fight. Josh Barnett has many bad opinions about things.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 05:02 |
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The most accomplished MMA trash talkers speak in either word salad or stolen wrestling promos. Chael Sonnen owes Buddy Graham some loving cash.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 04:48 |
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My appendix exploded without me realizing it, and I wound up needing multiple tests, emergency surgery, a week in the hospital with a drain inside me and staple removal afterward. I have corporate insurance, so my bill was $2000. Just after moving here and thus before coverage was a possibility, my girlfriend went to the ER after not being able to hold food or water down for two days. She got one test and some zofran, and was diagnosed with food poisoning and sent home. Her bill was $20,000.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 19:02 |
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VJeff posted:Okay so who is this guy? half-canadian yet inexplicably american conservative talk host who went from being a childhood voice actor on Arthur to lying about being assaulted by democrats and incisive commentary like 'unmarried women are sluts'
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 00:38 |
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Corey's just going out of his way to follow in the footsteps of his real inspiration, Joey Styles.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 07:22 |
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TJP's the kind of dude who believes everything he's ever thought is original and brilliant.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 20:33 |
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NXT must always have a minimum of one onscreen character who is a large, strong racist.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 19:54 |
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Angry Grimace posted:Is that just because she took credit for the women’s main event? Or did she do something else even dumber? No, that tweet's from 2017 when she freaked out in mid-match, shot on Rosemary for no apparent reason and broke her arm.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 05:33 |
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If you wanted to create the perfect test bed for "will the WWE refuse to release absolutely anyone just because," Mike Bennett is the ideal
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 23:11 |
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there is room in professional wrestling for Danhausen and Minoru Suzuki both
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 20:24 |
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I'm pretty sure that New Day figurine haunted Pierre Delacroix at the end of Bamboozled, jesus christ.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 17:57 |
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I'm pretty sure i joined because I was an evil teenage pirate and the files forum had really good comic book torrents.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 06:47 |
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I Before E posted:People seem to really like Gulak in WWE, so good for him I guess for being the best CWC success story. The best part is he did legitimately reinvent himself on 205 Live and become one of the WWE's most compelling heels, and then in this past shakeup they promptly brought him to Smackdown, reset his character back to comedy jobber, and took him back off television. Mustafa Ali is the only person to come out of 205 and retain any dignity or momentum.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 01:08 |
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Gaz-L posted:How did H say that with a straight face when everyone knows talent almost always goes to Twitter as a last resort because the office is ignoring their concerns? What part of Triple H's career makes you think he has anything resembling shame?
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 18:21 |
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Gaz-L posted:The part where he wouldn't let video game blogs show him on his rear end? DoctorGonzo posted:his constant history rewrites to put himself more over than he really was? Precisely; there is no point at which he has demonstrated any degree of shame about just saying things are whatever he wants them to be regardless of what actually happened or is happening. Like, when Shane thought things were bad and weren't going the way he wanted them to, he fuckin' left. HHH is the McMahon son.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 19:09 |
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AkumaHokoru posted:Apparently graves apologized after spending days in denial? It's the worst, most "sorry if you were offended" kind of non-apology. He spends more time explaining his enjoyment of stirring up controversy than actually addressing or apologizing for the thing. edit for quote: quote:“I sent out a tweet. It was an unpopular opinion, as I often do with the intention of just stirring up a little controversy, maybe have something fun to talk about on TV or here on the show. It was maybe not the most professional way to go about things and it was not meant to offend, disrespect or disparage anybody, that was never my intention. If it was taken as such, I apologize deeply, that was not my intention. I would never intentionally cause anybody any undue stress, especially a co-worker.” CarlCX fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 27, 2019 |
# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 19:18 |
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Big Huski Boi posted:"gently caress you, lose my number" is some serious teen drama I don't know what you're talking about, Jim Cornette is very mature. https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1225214587986948097
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 01:56 |
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Baron Corbin's entire career is based around an anti-smark gimmick so he should probably be extremely glad Meltzer exists.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 22:27 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:I don't understand the Nia hate and Becky lynch is my favorite wrestler in WWE not named Daniel Bryan. She got a great match out of Rousey and if you're still mad about the botched punch...I mean why? It catapulted Becky's career to the highest a woman has ever been in WWE. Owen Hart breaking Steve Austin's neck led to the beginning of the Austin vs McMahon story, therefore it is in fact good that Owen Hart broke his neck.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 07:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:22 |
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RealFoxy posted:I'm assuming she meant This woman who was the one who sang Chris Jericho's theme at Revolution And her response is: https://twitter.com/meredithbellpb/status/1258160170774994946 which shortens to "she's lying, plus I was drunk, plus I've been assaulted before, and now I'm getting off twitter forever" It would be cool if we could get through a week on wrestling twitter without a sexual assault crisis.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 23:49 |