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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

RealFoxy posted:

Background: Part of the reason why Kana was blackballed from a lot of Joshi promotions in Japan because of an article she published called "Manifesto" which heavily criticized promotions full of children or models that were highly scripted and just appealing to fans of "Diva" style matches. It seems like all these years later that she still has the same opinions but she says that NXT has bred greater women than Japan's ever had.

She'd have a point if Japan weren't full of so many young, outstanding girls like Hojo (Famous for her elbow drop) Io Shirai (Who wrestles like a mix between Tanahashi and WCW Chris Jericho), Shida & Syuri (Who have a kick-boxing/submission style similar to Kana) and of course the all-around ace Meiko Satomura.

You do realize she put at least half of those mentioned over in the last few years?


"Please Clap"

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Apr 6, 2016

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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Roman 'Smark Tears' Reigns next promo on how workrate = puro + privilege.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Alex Riley is Toothless Aggression era Raw personified and that's why he remains generic to me.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
I would have pictured Corbin driving a Trans Am, heading to his cocaine supplier. Stripper girlfriends have needs after all.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Kevin Nash.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Angular Landbury posted:

I'm sure he's trying to make a joke about his 1920's cab driver hat but boy does this look like he's implying the world's most prominent Arab wrestler should be working in a store.

"Only you interpreted it that way, racist! KIDDING! NOT!"

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
It's toxic, it's gross, it's wrong. Talk about having issues..

Bayley's Paramore fandom, I mean.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Sasha must be pretty peeved NJPW has no womens division.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

DeathChicken posted:

This is also where Bork Laser came from, right? They had to keep changing the names of videos around and that was the eventual result.

Bork Laser, Crispin Wah, Marzipan Henry/Moark Hamry, Cheese Jackson, Hairy Train, Fatt Lardy, Jahn Ceenu etc.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

sticklefifer posted:

I never heard Cheese Jackson, was that Jericho? If so that's what I'm calling him from now on.

I've always been unsure of that one, seen it in videos containing Jericho and/or HBK. Both make sense, ('CJ', or Jackson aka Michael).

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Stop leering at my wife, rovert

"Not those dirt sheets.. the ones at the bottom!"

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

He took those Tom Zenk proto-shitposts to heart.


Lil' Jimmy Norton looking in fine shape these days.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

keevo posted:

I thought I'm not supposed to like Rand Paul?

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/812373657733435393

Something something worked shoot something american democracy something.

sleepwalkers posted:

The burn is so loving late that it didn't even work for all three hours of the show, despite the quality.

So late that Eddie Guerrero had to rise from the grave and stall for several minutes.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Are Zubaz verboten? I didn't see them listed in the exclusions.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I think that inclusion and representation in the military is a paper mask, disguising, thinly, what it truly is. If you find comfort in the idea of Middle Eastern and South American countries with no agency to defend themselves being attacked by air to make room for the next round of Boeing and Mattel contracts and the next al Qaeda, and that this should be performed by a rainbow coalition of all creeds, colors, genders and mate preferences instead of the stark white oppressors that more honestly reflect Western aggression, then we do not understand each other.

*insert belligerent Scott Steiner promo on 9/11*

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
There are people who still buy into the PWI rankings?


_ _ s

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
MRT alt-account?

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

coconono posted:

if one of you motherfuckers signed me up for RELM, I'm gonna burn a house down.

https://twitter.com/THEVinceRusso/status/917391858912899072

More than expected? So... six?

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

coconono posted:

I don't think wrestlers could afford scientology. Its some weird white suburban thing.

Working marks out of their savings and emotional manipulation are already longtime industry staples.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

VJeff posted:

I can tell you right now, 4chan's wrestling board is basically the most horrible thing ever.

*Insert 'Fatsuka' shitposts from /asp/ undercover butter trolls*

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
"X gon' give it to ya."

*hands over cereal box*

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Super No Vacancy posted:

it was really funny that he tagged asuka in it too lol

Asuka hasn't responded to any of the news, as of yet. Not even sure if she's aware of it.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
I endorse a Rusev Bloodsport gimmick and push.

"YOU ARE NEX!"

OGB posted:

Countdown until he has opinions on game journalism ethics begins here...

Russo swerve: he's actually a 'game journalist' / serial sexual harasser.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Aphrodite posted:

Wow hard to believe Asuka wasn't the only nazi.

Did Alexa write a manifesto using the term 'cultural marxism'?

Mystery Opponent posted:

That's how the third reich started

Nah, it was the third like.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Tune into Raw, when Vince pays tribute to a personal hero.. by booking MLK vs Malcolm X impersonators in a Reparations On A Pole match.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

STAC Goat posted:

"Goldust's Mid-Life Crisis That Creeps Out His Daughter For Dating Someone Her Age Who Looks Just Like Her Mom" is a weird angle.

Is Hulk back and on the writing team? Or maybe Linda's been taking White House notes?

Nah, Joss Whedon needed a new gig.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Mel Mann's finisher would be throwing the opponent through the turnbuckles, into the post. Going Postal.

TTBF posted:

From Bix's twitter

"V-nce R-sso’s fans are legitimately the worst wrestling fans or wrestling adjacent fans on the internet. The G-m-rg-ters of wrestling fans. My God."
"As bad as a lot of online wrestling stuff can get, I’m glad that there is a surprisingly low (or quiet) G-m-rG-ter type element outside of R-sso circles."

Still doing the "muh gamergate under muh bed!!~1" schtick? Sounds like Cornette's ongoing bemoaning of 'comedy' wrestling.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Triple Tails 2.0 to steamroll all the 'Four Horsewomen' variants, please.

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Oct 30, 2018

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This after he did a hugely homophobic gay character bit on his godawful "podcast" just makes me think that Ryback is a dimwitted carny.

He just prefers a worked shoot with no dusty finish.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Dias posted:

Graves is just taking advantage of the fact that Becky can't hit him with the obvious "shut up, bootleg CM Punk" comeback.

Diet Pepsi

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

PunkBoy posted:

Getting burned by Becky on Twitter is the new Inoki Slap.

Can't wait for the Beckyism era, as she pressures the rest of the women's roster into legit shoot fights with Rousey, Baszler etc.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Looking forward to Asuka's second manifesto in rebuttal.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

DarkstarIV posted:

This has made some people real mad (and its funny) and Kris getting married rules and I am very happy for her!!!


Yeah, Bryan did nothing but gush about how great Kairi and Io were on the previous B&V&G show.

https://twitter.com/EBischoff/status/1088996953575182336

Eric Bischoff is bad at jokes. Like many other things.

4k+ likes. The 'anti-IWC' corner of the IWC are all over Bischoff and Russo, like flies on poo poo.

rovert posted:

Don't derail the thread or give Jerusalem a headache mod wise on this

https://twitter.com/SoDuTw/status/1089348124211060736

Seder and crew still as insufferable as ever. Even more so with the trite takes on wrestling in the lead up to the clip.

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jan 27, 2019

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

drat I've been Cold Stoned, AGAIN!

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Ah yes, the time honored tradition of celebrating Chinese New Years by hanging out with your favorite Asian hooters waitresses

That's clearly Steven Segal in all these pictures.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I stand corrected, he's not the Dollar Store CM Punk, he's just Thrift Store Phil Anselmo.

"What. Do. My. Knuckles. Say."
"..BELL..RUNG."

I find him to be more of a factory seconds Lee Ving.

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Feb 11, 2019

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Dias posted:

Personal take: NXT has had a bunch of good theme songs.

I'd take Turnstile over anything from the msin roster in the last decade, at least.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am waiting for a hero who pushes the concept to its limit and tries it with Rob Conway's theme

I was initially gonna do this, but ended up making the one with Sid instead.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

DM Punk posted:

I am kinda mad that SDR never passed on the Royal Butterfly to anyone. I did see Cesaro use it a few years ago, but he doesn't count obviously.

It would have to go to someone who could use it on a consistent basis without injuring themselves or their opponent, yet still make it look devastating (like Del Ray did).

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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Sydney Bottocks posted:

New York's all right if you like saxophones

You should consider Lee Ving.

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