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Matt Cruea posted:It'd be cool if he had any talent whatsoever, because he's definitely got the look. He could be a Superman stunt double (Superman in Kryptonian Beard-Mode). Also someone needs to inform Rosa that she has never done anything worth noticing in the WWE, whereas Kaitlyn has at least managed to remind me how it feels to be a schoolboy with a crush 
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Frilled Lizard posted:Found @CrankyVince through a Bryan Alvarez retweet.... some of it is stupid, but I can't stop reading.
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Wait, that's the kid that said "gently caress that poo poo"? ...it probably sounded cute as heck
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Nov 3, 2011 20:22
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Oh god this would be the best I really want a youtube show with Dweam N' Dem Boys. I just feel like watching Dusty crack up while the Briscoes put buckets over their heads and smack each other with bats, the boys getting wasted while Dream chases chickens around, everything they do would be gold. The three of them visiting BSR and competing in Target Shooting on ATVs. This alone would sell the WWE channel, actually.
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tzirean posted:I just got a funny mental image of Piper putting the LeBell Lock on somebody. Part of me wants to believe she's just Danielson in drag. Edit: Oh damnit why does Dream have to be a racist jackass?  Can't I just enjoy the ridiculous fat man in the polka dots talking about pay windahs and bahsickles if you wheel? Now I just feel bad for Colt Cabana again.
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CanadianJericholeaf posted:Jericho is a lot different than Piper. I'm not sure anyone could do unhinged as consistently as Pillman. Cliched answer but dean ambrose / jon moxley can probably do it.
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I thought the story with Sheiky Baby's twitter is that his nephews tweet things he says, and ask him for responses to the tweets he receives. ...or did I just make that up so I don't cry myself to sleep every night?  I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Since we're discussing Chris Brown now, I thought I should link to the official Police Report about his abuse of Rihanna http://mymixfm.com/blogs/post/jkidd/2012/feb/15/chris-brownrihanna-police-report/ Not that it would be OK for him to beat her in any capacity, but this went far beyond a beating. This was nearly an hour of the man emotionally and physically abusing a woman he supposedly loved. His actions are utterly disgusting and inexcusable, and his attitude about it is infuriating. For the record, this level of violence is wrong for anyone regardless of their gender. This story would not be less sickening if he was doing this to a man. The fact that he did it to someone he is supposed to love and protect is absolutely horrible, but the basic facts of this story prove that he is a violent psychopath and a genuinely pathetic and terrible human being. gently caress Chris Brown. And to make this post still about wrestling - if he gets a paycheck from WWE, there needs to be a full-scale campaign about how hypocritical they are for having 'Be a Star' ads. dromal phrenia fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Feb 24, 2012 |
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DMPunk posted:I know I will get poo poo for this, but I don't care. This tweet made my day/week/year/life. It's probably less laughable than the slipknot avatar, honestly.
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May 22, 2012 20:24
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bobkatt013 posted:The Rock enjoys going to the zoo with Kevin Steen
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Jul 11, 2012 15:14
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coconono posted:Attitude Era and earlier wrestlers using any type of technology chuckles the hell out of me. I always feel bad about Shawn Michaels tweets because you know he's doing the pointer-finger-poke in utter confusion and the man's eyes don't even go in the same direction and goddamnit someone help HBK tell us about how much Ice Cream his daughter can eat (winds up it is "A LOT!") Everyone pretend I had that .gif of him trying to vote on wwe.com handy
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triplexpac posted:My favourite Angle insanity was when he said Vince sends him flowers every Friday, or something like that. This is somewhat believable, oddly. Actually, I could believe that Vince sends him dead flowers with a card that says "THIS IS YOU" every Friday. I can imagine any Vince story is true regardless of how ridiculous it is. He's both rich and insane, if stories about him are remotely accurate.
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I actually remember Venis having a run of some decent matches, and being sad he never got a solid chance. This may be entirely rose-colored glasses, or brain damage from alcoholism, who knows.
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BizarroAzrael posted:I don't think it's a shape that can be tied to anything in nature. The bottom of a whole raw chicken, Hank Hill's rear end, and two basketballs deflated and then stomped on have all been proposed. I like Bray Wyatt but the idea that he is tweeting from his weird cult home is so stupid to me.
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Aug 27, 2013 15:12
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Kifisonfire posted:I remember thinking that Triple H could never go heel again after the reactions he'd get from crowds. I'm so so glad I was wrong. I was more worried about Orton, but aside from the RKO he's been getting solid boos. Cutters will always get pops so there's nothing they can do there except change his finisher. He could RKO a puppy into shards of glass and the crowd would still love it. Trips role is inherently hatable, it's Vince in Vince V. Austin so the crowds were quicker to turn there.
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Sep 4, 2013 13:49
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My favorite thing about Ryback is still his utter confusion and anger over Panera Bread. But his singlet with BIG GUY BIG TRAPS is a close second
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total divas watchers say cena seems depressed and lost when he isn't wrestling and seems OCD about his house being spotless so he essentially has a giant empty mansion that he sits in miserable sterility in, and only when he's injured he should just go the pharoah route and be buried in it like a pyramid with all his merch and cars
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Jul 2, 2014 16:00
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re: RKO vs Diamond Cutter, Randy Orton's House Sale had a bunch of VHS tapes and one of them was a collection of Diamond Cutter Variations. Even with this research, it took him until now to finally pull out the powerbombRKO
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Oct 22, 2014 21:06
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Ppv matches don't feel like raw matches because "raw matches are too good" just most PPV matches aren't good, nor are most raw matches... possibly more so now that there's no PPV pay days. The problem isn't 3 hours so much as they stretch lovely content to 3 hours. If the writing and booking didn't suck (the biggest if) it would be OK.
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May 28, 2015 22:19
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Cross posting from the total divas thread, Eva Marie's husband fired a shot http://whatculture.com/wwe/eva-maries-husband-takes-personal-shot-at-nikki-bella.php
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Jul 8, 2015 22:42
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Kaitlyn acted like a big dorky nerd but was jacked as gently caress and some guy was very upset that her fiancé appealed to the jacked as gently caress part and not the dorky nerd part.
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:I'll undercut her by 25% if anyone is interested goc posted:I can not only undercut it by 35% but I can do 2 for the price of 1! Jokes on you, I've been reading your posts for free 
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Aug 22, 2015 06:15
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Personally I know what is best for black people but I refuse to tell them 
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Sep 3, 2015 02:48
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MagicCube posted:If you can't get yourself over saying 'boo bienis' maybe you're just not cut out for the wrestling business? there is an alternate timeline where reigns said boo bienis instead of sufferin succotash and is the most over wrestler in history
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Dolph Ziggler is furious, and the young bucks are now officially the hottest commodity in wrestling. Also was that an attempt to pimp out their starlets or is Brazzers just unaware that their product is free?
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Oct 21, 2015 16:01
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Rusev IS the bear skin rug, stupids
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Oct 23, 2015 18:46
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The issue shouldn't be against using 'tantrum' for Naomi, it should be over not using it to describe Paige. And then the argument should be that they use tantrum for the women but airing of grievances or whatever for men. And the solution there is to use tantrum for men too. Wrestlers throw tantrums constantly anytime they don't get their way, pretending that any of them are maturely discussing their problems with management/opponents/referees is dishonest. Except maybe for CM Punk who sat down and calmly explained why the company is a cesspool, but he's gone and everyone else is a whiny baby.
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UpfrontSalmon posted:CM Punk is also a whiny baby. Maybe the whiniest of babies. That's true, I just meant in character. He's a gigantic poopy diaper whiny baby outside of wrestling.
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I never noticed the bored girl chewing gum in that picture because I was too busy focused on hair kid
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Nov 13, 2015 15:59
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IcePhoenix posted:Doesn't she own a pizza joint or something too?
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Shawn Cotureier posted:Xavier Woods just tweeted this 
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Goku might lose a match but he's winning the feud.
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Bryan is going to come out to retire and Nakamura will debut and challenge him to a final match
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Bad Porn Marcus is an awesome name
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Sanguinia posted:So does that mean Kevin Nash is what happens when only winners get trophies? Because I rather think the world would be in a much worse place if more people were like Kevin Nash. what the gently caress
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Ryback rules and Trump is gonna cut some insane promos in the next few months, life is good
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I now hate everyone in this photo for hanging out with Roman Reigns, worst man to ever live Except Big Cass because he's clearly unhappy and lost without Enzo
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Perry Normal posted:Shieky tagged Howie Mandell, Tom Green, Barenaked Ladies, Rush, The Tragically Hip, Russel Peters, Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hanks. To his credit, most of those actually are Canadian! Some of them are Canadian, the rest have disrespected Canadian beer
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SamuraiFoochs posted:You're another Jerseyan, NienNunb? I have been transplanted since, but grew up there. So that's what, you me and MotU? Also me. And Enzo Amore.
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