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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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That's why he's the rear end Man and you're not.

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Bigass Moth
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Also considering a big factor of what happened to him in WWE was based around casual antisemitism, why shouldn't he be mad?

What's the story here?

Bigass Moth
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He was the definition of all sizzle no steak. The gimmick was better than he ever was as a wrestler, but he wasn't horrible from what I remember, just mediocre.

Bigass Moth
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Can anyone explain why Batista was/is so popular? I don't remember him ever being a particularly good wrestler or overly charismatic, and his terrible belly button tattoo should have gotten him laughed out of every arena he went into, PLUS he was old as hell when he got started. Was it just the HHH/Flair rub from Evolution?

Bigass Moth
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I think The Mortician would be a pretty rad late 80s gimmick though.

Wasn't Paul Bearer a mortician in storyline? He was really cool.

Bigass Moth
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Noo Gismo was the true star of Total Divas, the best cat. :(

Bigass Moth
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Michael Cole would just call him a nerd and that would be the last we see of Jake.

Bigass Moth
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Ryback Rules in effect.

Bigass Moth
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sticklefifer posted:

Classy men in nice suits can still rock fedoras. Anyone else, not so much.

If it's the 1930s yes, but not today.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

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Love the nerd in the ill-fitting suit.

Bigass Moth
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I watched Chyna and XPac do a porn. CM Punk would be a huge step up.

Bigass Moth
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The Scott Steiner/HHH feud was one of my favorite wrestling things ever. Arm wrestling, pose downs, attempted prostitution, bench pressing (sadly, cancelled), and incredible Steiner promos. The only bad thing was the wrestling and the fact that HHH of course went over.

Like, I don't know if it's possible to be a wrestling fan from the late 90s-early 2000s and not have Scott Steiner as your favorite person to see on TV every week.

I think the one thing I miss most from wrestling is letting heels cut promos and get the crowd into a frenzy. You don't see stuff like Steiner or the Dudley Boys having dudes jump the ring to fight them anymore. Why am I supposed to care about generic random heels when they are only vaguely arrogant instead of outright hostile to the fans? You should be paying to see these guys get their asses kicked.

Bigass Moth fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Feb 13, 2014

Bigass Moth
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Their dance would be called "dozens of dollars".

Bigass Moth
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On Pro fight DB the Cole/ Lawler match is listed as having gone about as long as the WM main event. What the gently caress.

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sticklefifer posted:

I really like the idea of Miz and Zack as a heel team of reality show douchebags.

I don't like the idea of Miz and Ryder doing anything except going away forever.

Bigass Moth
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Tyson Tomko posted:



Holy poo poo!

$13 for shipping is insane even for the Animal.

Bigass Moth
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Dolph Ziggler is really cool.

Bigass Moth
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Sid is cool.

Bigass Moth
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DannoMack posted:

The job market here is flooded with people who didn't have a plan and thought any degree would do. It's not their fault, mind, because that's what we were all told in high school. It probably isn't such bad advice to wait to go to school if you don't know what you want out of it.

I was always told to just get any degree and then you can get hired and work for the same place for 30 years like every adult I knew. Of course that's not how anything works and the people who gave that advice had no idea how things had changed. Bryan went to college while wrestling so I'm not sure what his point is unless he's trying to inspire the next generation of machine press operators.

Bigass Moth
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Roman Reigns is not a good wrestler. Dean Ambrose does seem to be a pretty big carny in real life though.

Bigass Moth
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He had Castro in his sights once, but their old friendship overcame his duties to the CIA.

Bigass Moth
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That shirt is too sweet but the price is not brother.

Bigass Moth
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Sid is really cool and I wish he was still wrestling.

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sticklefifer posted:

But it's super okay for a face in 2014 WWE to tell a woman heel she looks like an escort.

If you can't tell the difference between acting and domestic violence then I don't know what to tell you.

Bigass Moth
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Alouicious posted:

i will continue to talk about how much i hate talking about this thing, thanx

the best wrestler twitter is still Dean Ambrose's

Wrong, it's Sid.

Bigass Moth
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One of the related videos is a match from Beyond Wrestling which I'm convinced is one of those "apartment wrestling" deals and I won't hear otherwise.

Bigass Moth
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I remember an excruciatingly long Lance Storm blog post from like 1999 about how hard it was to find Boston Markets in the towns WCW was running.

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Sid Eudy ‏@TheSidVicious 1h

I'm a millionaire your at home with mom. I can tweet what I want don't like it don't follow.

Bigass Moth
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DM Punk posted:

So, Vader's twitter either got hacked or he's just feeling kinda horny today.

https://twitter.com/itsvadertime/status/512067428004536320

Vader's account is what I imagine my redneck stepfather would be like if he discovered twitter.

Bigass Moth
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He has a name and could work indies but I'd guess being a low man in WWE with some merch probably still lets him earn more.

Bigass Moth
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Not really? He's not particularly great in the ring and he's shameful on the mic.

Bigass Moth
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Yeah he might be in the top 20 of guys in the WWE who deserve a push and will never receive one.

Bigass Moth
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Granted I've heard Big E on the mic maybe 5 times in the last year and he's been horrible every time so maybe WWE just isn't giving him any opporunities. Still if he never gets another push I won't be too upset.

Bigass Moth
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Perhaps they are friends and it's one of those inside jokes? Or maybe a rib? I hear wrestlers love ribs.

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Dolph is really cool.

Bigass Moth
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Yeah that's why he's cool.

Bigass Moth
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Kanye west and wife with a fan.

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oldpainless posted:

I've noticed people use the word "creepy" a shitload here to describe other people. So much so it's lost a lot of meaning imo


Also with the wellness policy steroid abuse is a thing of the past in wwe.

Say no to steroids ,just like my idol John cena!

Bigass Moth
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His anus is trained? Has he spent time wrestling the Big Valbowski?

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Bigass Moth
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Where's the dick pic it won't load also that chicks implants are nasty.

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