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hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Save Russian Jews posted:

*breathes through teeth* sometimes people have lovely opinions on music... I'm sorry.

See also: Jericho defending St Anger.

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hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



And they helped her out in her time of need so selflessly? That's just incredible!

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Flameingblack posted:

they made Eve quit using the Armbar. Another, bigger star is using it.
Can't she just switch to one of the other armbars on the list?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



bobkatt013 posted:

So he is trying to pull a Matt Hardy?
They'd need a hell of a big chain gang to overcome the inertia.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Gavok posted:

Bischoff had the Hogan sex tape leaked to counter the Chyna porno in the ratings.
"If you're thinking of changing channel, don't. She looks like a freak and you'll lose your erection faster than Scott Steiner gets gassed"

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Perigryn posted:

So what would Brocklesnar's weakness be? Mexicans?
NFL coaches.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



njsykora posted:

Bit of an underestimate I'd say, hell I'd estimate Punk's screwed at least 40% of the women in America.
Breaking News: CM Punk makes late bid for Republican presidential nomination.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Lone Rogue posted:

Don't see how it's envy, AJ is definitely a better wrestler
But he's wrestling an indy show on the west coast of Scotland on a Saturday night, and Punk...isn't.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



KungFu Grip posted:

The crowd actually booed after the 10th time the Kimura was locked on half way into the match
Should clearly have thrown a few overhead suplexes in there to mix it up.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



DannoMack posted:

The kid is 15. Be a star CM Punk.
Pretty sure age discrimination's illegal in Australia.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Skinty McEdger posted:

Every day I pray that somewhere in Glasgow theres a 6 foot 250 pound ned waiting for his big call up. Then endless promo's.
Every single promo begins "Right, fannybaws..."

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



quote:

@CMPunk: Turns out I'm not wrestling a lion Monday. Pulled out of the booking last minute.Demanded twice the agreed upon price. After all, he's lion.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



I'm not sure the greatness and deviousness can be properly captured in only 45 minutes.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Frot Lesnar posted:

That's a bad tweet but Jim'll fix it.
If advertisers see it and withdraw, it could lead to some lost profits.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Why are so many wrestlers and so many fighters so very very very very very very very dumb?
They didn't listen to Dean Douglas when class was in session.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Of course, if he does get over despite not being on TV, then he will have fallen into the trap.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



quote:

Father Time is undefeated.
Sounds like Father Time needs his loving wig split.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Testis enim mihi est Deus, quomodo confracta est in dimidio

(warning: Google translate used)

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



As far as I can tell, he's perfectly likeable if you're polite and respectful to him and show basic manners.

Most of the folk who say he was an arsehole to them get it because they deserve it.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Neigh need for that.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



emjayo posted:

I realise every school has a different approach, but what is the first move/hold a wrestler gets taught at wrestling school?
The Inverted Wallet Fill.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



achillesforever6 posted:

Oh you can tweet in Latin, you are so badass HHH

Quaddus Snappus Steroidium.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Vest in the world.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



KENTA:

quote:

@WWENXT had a good show tonight. sweet dreams!! go 2 slee……oops. goodnight.
#NXTFSLive #NXTFullSail

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Did Hogan gently caress her?
No, she wanted to go on top and he refused to stay on his back for 3 seconds.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Someone's gonna get in trouble...



"Hey, CM Punk always tweeted about how United were poo poo. This is my ticket to the main event!"

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



I have some reservations about Renee's costume, but I don't think it's serious enough we should be getting injun-ctions to stop her wearing it again or anything.

Endorph posted:

gently caress racism, who did it ever beat?
Booker T, Wrestlemania 19.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Sionistic posted:

AJ Corpsing?

Send for the man!

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Speedboat Jones posted:

Let's play Star Fox sometime and figure out how to kill Cody Rhodes.
Attempt a supposedly unbotchable wrestling move on him, it would appear.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Charles Gnarwin posted:

Why the hell was it not a goblet?

Stephanie's the one most likely to gobble it. [/Jericho c. 2001]

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Gavok posted:

What? It's good!

That would be Mr Field Goal.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



flashy_mcflash posted:

*shots fired*



By writing about wrestling and shutting the gently caress up about a band you may be in or the poo poo you do when drunk?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Mr. Squishy posted:

Then whose tooth did Tom catch??
R-Tooth.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Endless Mike posted:

Owen's what is the best?
Diving headbutt.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Dean is a Flyers fan!
Maybe he can play defense

Pretty sure constant attack is the only way of playing Ambrose knows.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



ayn rand hand job posted:

Kira's gonna sleep on the couch tonight
She's the star of this month's Coffee Botchamania.

Quack's in it too for ordering such a stupid drink.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



Skaw posted:

Maybe he's got beef with Hogan.
Check his shoes.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



reignofevil posted:

Daniel would end up flipping out and making everybody Kale.

I wouldn't worry.

Corporate Kale, or the Demon Kale?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



AkumaHokoru posted:

there was nothing wrong with captain janeoway.
There was that time she straight-up murdered Tuvix.

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hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004



A bad day for wrestling.

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