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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I searched and didn't see it already posted anywhere, just noticed this winner on CM Punks twitter feed

http://twitter.com/#!/Tyagiinbhw

There's too many tweets for that to be a troll, surely?

quote:

@BethPhoenix281 u r a pthetic fat rear end bitch.kelly kelly more beautiful then u.she is a living pornstar in wwe.

quote:


@EveMarieTorres i put a banana in my hands and put straight into your rear end hole.u stuipd drat bitch.

He really hates her.

quote:

@ChynaChyna9 i watch every porn movie of your.u have a great figure.r u married or not.

Big Chyna fan though

quote:

@RonKillings u r a stupid black fat rear end type of men.u r a jackass

Shitloads of tweets about Miz and R Truth being arrested. It's almost like this person thinks wrestling is really real.

Edit: And fucktons of tweets abusing random female twitter accounts. Jesus christ.

History Comes Inside! fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 4, 2011

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Nov 20, 2004




TomWaitsForNoMan posted:



Also the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

Hello Wade

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I wonder if the Hogan sex tape wasn't put out there on purpose to provide a "clearly I like women, brother" excuse for him in the face of all the accusations of him being gay. Steiner sure does love to bring it up.

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Nov 20, 2004




DMPunk posted:

I aint normal and never will be. But, I'll try it your way. See how it goes.

We laugh because you're different, you laugh because we're all the same.

:allears:

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Nov 20, 2004




Jay 2K Winger posted:

Dear god the rage of redneck wrestling fans would be able to power a continent.

The fines WWE ends up paying after accidentally giving them a live mic on RAW would be astronomical

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004





JR channeling Lawler a little I see

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Nov 20, 2004




Hammond Edgar posted:

Steen mentioned in his recent Highspots shoot that there was some friction between the two in Steen's first run with RoH. Punk was one of the guys that didn't like Steen wrestling in a t-shirt and told him not to wear one before his match. Steen had already gotten the OK from Gabe to wear the shirt, but complied with Punk's request regardless.

After his match, Steen tells Punk "You happy now" in kind of a joking manner. Punk got mad and started yelling at him in front of the whole locker room about how disrespectful Steen was. They yelled at each other for a while before Steen realized it wasn't his place as the new guy in the locker room to argue with the top guy and with both being friends with Cabana, so he apologized and that was that.

I've never seen anything about bad feelings between Steen and Colt nowadays, he had him on Art of Wrestling a while back and they joked about how the first time Colt met him he asked him why he talked like a retard because he didn't realise English wasn't his native language.

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Nov 20, 2004




Edwardian posted:

Is ViolentMoxley really Dean Ambrose's twitter?

'Cause if so....man, he's a whiny, p-whipped git.

All the accounts they're tweeting there look like those weird rear end role play accounts people have where they pretend their whole circle of friends are celebrities. I see a fake Ryder, a fake Wade, possibly a couple of fake divas too.

Odds are its one of those.

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Nov 20, 2004




oldpainless posted:

Isn't Zack Ryder in a similar position to Colt? Why do most seem to dislike Ryder but its OK for Colt to be angry about what happened?

Zack Ryder still has a job and Art Of Wrestling is still worthwhile entertainment whereas Z!TLIS died a death.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Fred Durst was in a Smackdown game. This makes him legitimate.

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Nov 20, 2004




Thauros posted:

Yeah, there's some guys who I think could do great in the WWE if they re-evaluate their physical standards like Steen (who's prob getting signed anyway), but not every talented indie guy is necessarily a good fit there either.

The Bucks are possibly the best tag team in the world right now and part of what makes them so fun is that they're basically the antithesis of "WWE Style".

How the gently caress does steen get signed after they fire hero supposedly for having weight problems.

Don't get me wrong I love steen, but if there's a top tier guy on the indies with a less WWE body I haven't seen him.

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Nov 20, 2004




Yuriy posted:

I'm not reviving the Bray is fat thing but yea, being surprised about Kevin Steen while Bray Wyatt has/(had?) a program with John Cena is a little dumb

Bray Watt doesn't have a huge visible gut. Wait aren't you the guy who sperged out hardcore before over Wyatt being a big fat sack of poo poo and your inability to accept anyone other than chiselled adonis' as WWE Superstars?

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Nov 20, 2004




triplexpac posted:

Have you seen Steen lately? He's been getting in decent shape (for Steen)

Last I saw of him was at DDT4 and he was still looking chunky. I did just check out the preview for thee latest PWG show and yeah, he's looking positively svelte (For Steen).

Like I said I love his work and if anyone deserves WWE money for being a wrestler it's him, I just picture him passing Vince in the hall backstage and Vince asking someone why a member of the road crew is wearing a singlet and then Steen ends up straight back on the indies.

History Comes Inside! fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jun 4, 2014

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Nov 20, 2004




NowonSA posted:

That's weird, I thought Dusty hated joose.

:bahgawd:

Is is dusty who supposedly called colt "kike cabana"?

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Nov 20, 2004




That is totally PG and not at all going to backfire

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Nov 20, 2004




Oh ok then, nevermind. she's been around for 2 years? Or is this a renamed personal twitter or something

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Nov 20, 2004




Gonzo McFee posted:

It was supposed to be an advertisement for NXT which is on the Network, though. And they basically said "Don't bother, even their champs are poo poo".

It's like what Vince did with WCW and ECW stars, except this time he's doing it to himself.

NXT is HHH's baby and he hasn't paid his dues yet, brother.

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Nov 20, 2004




Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, they had him curtainjerk at Wrestlemania as part of their efforts to bury him, and he went on to get squashed by the Shield for the next 2 PPVs running. I wonder who he pissed off backstage?

I hear he hosed the boss's daughter :ssh:

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Jesus christ that's hideous.

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Nov 20, 2004




KungFu Grip posted:

Some dude on /wooo/ is saying that Uhaa was the one that turned down WWE's developmental contract.

Probably for the best, dude us a walking wellness violation.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I wonder what Vince thinks of HHH's fantasy nerd entrances.

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Nov 20, 2004




Endless Mike posted:

Not sure what's generic about black guy who dances!!!

There's also black guys who commit crimes and black guys who are pimps and black guys who sleep with old white women. That's like 4 different black guy gimmicks right there, diversity central.

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Nov 20, 2004




Big Coffin Hunter posted:

two of these gimmicks also involved dancing

A dancing criminal black guy is an entirely separate gimmick from a dancing black guy and a criminal black guy.

It's diversity all the way down.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Has there ever been an Irish guy in WWE who's gimmick isn't "I like to fight" or "I am a leprechaun"

There's your real diversity problem.

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Nov 20, 2004




STAC Goat posted:


Is it weird that I figured it was some kind of Dropkick Murphy's type of inspiration? Am I the racist?

Yes. I bet all those ginger freckled micks look the same too huh?

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Nov 20, 2004




rovert posted:

Just tonight compared this to North Norfolk Digital


Holy gently caress that looks so low rent and lovely. Is that for real?

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Nov 20, 2004




acerbicoverreaction posted:

his neck is broken

Nah if he was going to disappear forever Kane would have dragged him to the back

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Bigass Moth posted:

Say no to steroids ,just like my idol John cena!

Yeah HGH seems like a better alternative anyway

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




300 new posts in the twitter thread maybe someone died or something cool happened

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Nov 20, 2004




The blue lines are too exciting, plain white paper would meet the blandness required

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Nov 20, 2004




JFC ryder's dad turned himself into mahogany

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Nov 20, 2004




Delsaber posted:

You may have just accidentally stumbled upon Rovert's true identity.

I hope not because Tyler Breeze is cool as hell

Sings own theme song
Uses superkick
Gimmick is being attractive

He is the 21st century HBK

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Nov 20, 2004




Sex Robot posted:

This is why we screenshot people!

This should literally be a rule for posting twitter poo poo, because great stuff gets deleted all the time.

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Nov 20, 2004




so where's the evidence of them paying talent

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Nov 20, 2004




flashy_mcflash posted:

It doesn't hurt until two weeks later.

:vince:

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Nov 20, 2004




Kevin Owns

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Nov 20, 2004




MotU posted:

rovert is really trevor spelled backwards

Holy poo poo

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Nov 20, 2004





Sorry if you don't claim your scoop within 2 weeks it goes back up for grabs.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Countdown to Hogan tweeting about his turning down a deal with the NHL back in the day because it would interfere with his MMA and bass playing, brother.

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I think it's more likely to be some indie guy trying to tweet his way into the WWE. Given the "if you're a 'pro'" which feels like it's missing an unspoken "and not just an indie geek"

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