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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

@kikutarosan posted:

@JTalwar84 i hooooop back your hoooooome! BBQ and firt battle!

Also, drat Ap. You put more effort into this thread than I do in basically every relationship I've ever had.

Edit:

@kikutarosan posted:

he is living regend! the great kabuki!! http://p.twipple.jp/7d4nJ

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Strenuous Manflurry posted:



edit: just want to add, I have no idea why my account got suspended. Probably HulkaMatt?

Because of Obama.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

MrBling posted:

I think my new purpose on twitter is be really obnoxious towards Icarus.

Just keep tweeting him pictures of muscle cars.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Not to turn this into (as they say) a hilarious circlejerk, but HulkaMatt has sort of implied he had a hand in this.

When does HulkaMatt not have a hand in a circle jerk?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Plus she got caked in the ring.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

coconono posted:

e:
random Kong update:

Everything is abandoning her in preparation for The Arrival.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Post more about farts, compuman.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Eve is great and everyone's just jealous of Eve's absolute diva dominance.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

The break up of Rosa and Zack is still the most heart wrenching moment in WWE history. He tweeted lyrics to SO MANY boy band songs

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

We need to do everything in our power to get D-Von to follow you.

And by that I mean I will tweet more about anime.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Lloyd Van Buren posted:

When did she get blood on her gear?

It happens when you fall over after every move.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Lucania posted:



Wish I could empty quote this forever.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

I know, man, I had a Wendy's burger the other day and it was all dry. It came in a new fancy half-box, that was rad.

Twitter is bullshit, though. Kelly Kelly has not responded to ONE of my tweets.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

apsouthern posted:

Also, Chrome sucks balls

Crying while masturbating to Sergey Brin.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Atticus Finch posted:

That is also creepy.

He bought Mark Henry a Big Johnson t-shirt.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Atticus Finch posted:

Is that anything like the BIG DOG shirts?

It's a clothing line based on dick jokes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

I use it to post offensive pictures of animals on the internet.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

I'm also currently using it to try to get Kelly Kelly to answer stupid questions. Though I'm thinking of switching and trying to get her to answer math questions.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

@TheRock posted:

6:50am. Still on set. Shot all night long. Coffee by the motherf****n gallon. Good mornin. http://ow.ly/i/hEEP

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

If Zeke is doing four bodyslams a match in tribute to Al Bundy, then bless that man.

He is instantly my favorite wrestler.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

@TheRock posted:

Very proud of my son @danieltosh. My loins greatest achievement. http://ow.ly/i/i6MB

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

apsouthern posted:

Not quite sure why this guy copied me in on his tweet to Beth. Bless him
...

Photoshop a picture of him marrying Beth Phoenix.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

How do we know that's the real Kevin Von Erich? I'll wait for some of his family members to confirm.

Cold blooded, son.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Lv'ing LAF?

Did he stroke out while quoting Michelle McCool?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

kdrudy posted:

Yea and it's not like Danielson appears to live an extravagant or vice filled lifestyle.

Looks like you bought into his gimmick. Dude does SO MANY DRUGS.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Zack Ryder pissing off Stone Cold because he wanted lime in his beer is one of my favorite twitter things.

This includes the time @fart tweeted about a fart.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Lamuella posted:

Chuckie T goes down on one knee. Kana delivers a yakuza kick to his face.

So... does that mean she accepts or...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

John Morrison is awesome.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Kennedy's body looks like mediocre leather. Like the leather I'd find at a Dress Barn.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Lone Rogue posted:

That's nearly every wrestler. Even CM Punk is now sporting an ugly tan.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Sionistic posted:

Yoshi apparently really likes in and out burger

So he's a normal person?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

@WWEDanielBryan posted:

My favorite is the heel hook. "@AliTayh: @WWEDanielBryan what is the best submission move in reality"

Daniel Bryan turning heel, confirmed.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan: rear end-Kicking Socialist would be the best loving gimmick. I don't even care.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

The ring explodes in a hail of light tubes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Mystery Opponent posted:

Trip report : Hypothetical Blowjobs definitely not as good as Real Blowjobs

What about Hypothetical Fauxjobs?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

The best thing about Ricardo's twitter is him posting old internet pictures.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Fushin posted:

John Cena IS awesome to five year olds. I've confiscated at least two Cena figures from them so far this year.

So you just take them from them on the subway or?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Fushin posted:

No, I work as a paraprofessional in a Kindergarten classroom.

Well, that ruins my whole world view.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Saraya legitimately scares me sometimes.



Meltzer gave that tweet two stars.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

coconono posted:

nerds drop your drawers:
http://t.co/ZsjSHULZ

Why is their backstage stuff SO GOOD?

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