First World Problems

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LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I've gone a bit wrong on the sock I'm knitting, but I can't be bothered to go back and put it right. Now I'm slightly worried that the pattern will be a bit off further down the leg.

I need a bath, but all the towels are on top of the drier, and I'll have to walk on the cold kitchen floor to get to them, or find my slippers, which is a degree of commitment to this bath that I don't feel ready for and will require me to stop knitting the previously mentioned sock slightly earlier than I otherwise would.

If I go and fetch the towels, I'll have to decide what to read in the bath, and I've already read everything that I'm prepared to get wet at least once. Now I need to go to the charity shop and buy more books.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2011 21:00

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:36

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I got the sleeve on my dressing gown slightly wet when I was brushing my teeth. The walk back from the bathroom was almost uncomfortable, and now one of my wrists is a little bit colder than the other.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2011 01:14

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Thanks to Bluetooth human being's avatar I now have the Bill and Ted cartoon theme stuck in my head.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2011 18:17

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

spite house posted:

Someone I really like and admire was mean to me on Facebook last night. I want to send an email asking him to explain what he was on about, but that would make me look like I care too much. (I do.)

Report them for abuse, get their account deleted.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2011 19:52

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I think I have a shandy problem.

Also, I finished knitting one sock and now can't be bothered to knit the other.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2011 22:02

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Mizufusion posted:

Yes. We also don't put cheese on fish because wtf. My mind cannot comprehend fish, cheesy sauce, or any type of pie/pastry crust together. It just doesn't happen. Now I have to know what this tastes like and I have another first world problem.

I also put too much milk in my coffee, but I think the interview went alright.

The right shoulder button on my DS doesn't work either, making it only slightly harder to play Bubble Bobble Double Shot. Stupid color-changing dinos.

There is no pastry, just a topping of mashed potato that you brown in the oven. I do not put cheese in mine because wtf.

Here is a recipe in our weird British measuring system. Enjoy some more First Word Problems trying to convert it.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 09:47

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

GenericOverusedName posted:

My pad slipped and I bled all over my favorite sheets last night.

Something Awful solves your First World Problems!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 19:25

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Google Divacup.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 20:33

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

The asian supermarket had sold out of my usual brand of hair oil, so I had to buy a different brand which doesn't quite smell the same!

# ¿ Oct 30, 2011 21:55

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I'm not quite hungry enough to go downstairs and make dinner, but I'm not quite tired enough to nap instead, I also sort of need the loo, but I'm just a bit too comfy to move.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2011 18:17

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I put my lip stain on later than I usually do, and now it won't come off before bed.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 21:49

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Creepy Goat posted:

Got a snood for Christmas the same colour and pattern as one I already had, and the giver was really excited and pleased because she knew it was perfect.

Well, now you have a spare one for when the other gets wet and needs to be dried. Or when you lose it whie drunk.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2011 12:38

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I think I might have malaise, but wikipedia is blacked out, so I can't check.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2012 21:39

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Mizufusion posted:

I really want some tea, but I don't want to get up and go make it.

How to access Wikipedia during the SOPA blackout

Malaise (pronounced /məˈleɪz/, mal-aze) is a feeling of general discomfort or uneasiness, of being "out of sorts", often the first indication of an infection or other disease. Malaise is often defined in medicinal research as a "general feeling of being unwell". This word is originally a French word existing since the 12th century.

We could start up a craving for hot beverages we can't be bothered to make support group.

How do you think my work would react if I rang in with malaise?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2012 00:14

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I'm off work with a chest infection, so I decided to do some reading. The book I read was about Princess Alice of Hesse.

Now I'm convinced I've actually got diphtheria and I'm going to choke to death in the night.

This is like the Princess Amelia thing all over again.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 02:33

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Everyone's all excited about Mass Effect 3, but I haven't played 1 and 2 yet and now it seems like a lot of effort.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 00:48

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

The new shoes I bought have made some of my leg muscles slightly sore.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2012 02:23

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I can't decide whether or not to get my nose pierced.

I most entirely too much in this thread.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 23:20

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I'm going to spend �60 on a handbag after work. I don't really want to, but it's inevitable.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 09:55

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

At an acoustic festival this weekend, someone asked me if I was dressed as Star from the Lost Boys.

I wasn't. The humidity was just making my hair go frizzy.

# ¿ May 27, 2012 21:37

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I am coveting Vigilante Banana's pita chips. Hard.

# ¿ May 28, 2012 16:20

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Aramoro posted:

The only sensible course of action here is a systematic firebombing campaign until they introduce the points program. When 'the man' pushes you need to push back just as hard.

What's the submarine equivalent of the Killdozer?

# ¿ Jun 10, 2012 18:51

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

mushi posted:

I have to put my dog down. I love him very much and our house and my life will be very quiet without him charging up and down the stairs.

This is an actual proper problem. I'm very sorry for your soon-to-be loss.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 00:52

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I'm getting too attached to my Nintendog.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2012 23:38

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

My eyelash curlers keep pulling my eyelashes out.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 16:31

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Flour Bunny posted:

In Animal Crossing, the crown wasn't at the Able sisters again.

'Sup Animal Crossing disappointment buddy?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2012 20:46

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I need to convince someone to lend me their PSP so I can play a Kingdom Hearts game.

Also, I suspect I may be too old for Kingdom Hearts games.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 11:06

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I chipped my nail polish.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 18:11

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

My scented candle is making me hungry.

Also my feet are a bit cold.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 17:34

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Feet still cold.

:negative:

# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 22:40

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Faerie Fortune posted:

My university sent me all my course materials for my first science experiment but they haven't sent me the actual assignment yet so I have a box of rocks and lirmus paper in my room now with no clue what to do with it :|

Drip water on rocks, press litmus paper on rocks, record results, get bored, press litmus paper on tongue, get bored, press litmus paper on genitals.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2012 18:09

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

A child I've never met before is missing. :sigh:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 14:56

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I was blasting Call Me Maybe at full volume and someone called the cops

# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 00:48

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Pick posted:

I want waffles so bad I literally want to cry because I haven't had one in YEARS but they're not healthy .

Denying yourself something to the point of tears, also not healthy. :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 17, 2012 14:24

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I have taramasalata, but nothing to dip in it. :negative:

# ¿ Nov 17, 2012 18:21

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

My boyfriend and I have got norovirus.

We are now officially a plague house.

Tomorrow is his birthday.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 12:36

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

I've lost an earring. A cheap, easily replaceable earring, but still......gently caress.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 19:49

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Irish Joe posted:

Just have a quiet civil ceremony and put the money you would have ~~wasted~~ spent on a wedding into an IRA.

I read this as "into the IRA" for a second, and got all offended.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 17:38

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

Elephantgun posted:

They wouldn't let me get both mild & hot at Chipotle. What jerks.

I don't know how to pronounce this word.

# ¿ May 13, 2013 16:35

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:36

LizzieBorden: Dec 6, 2009; She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

My new shoes gave me blisters.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 22:47

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