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Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Sometimes I miss the hole in my Capri Sun for the straw to poke through and end up stabbing the pouch instead and juice leaks everywhere.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2011 00:45

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:59

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

The dogs are farting and it smells really bad. :argh:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2011 00:13

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Tonight's Doctor Who was awesome but now it's almost over :qq:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2011 02:57

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Someone just missed an incredible joke opportunity. It hurt to watch.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2011 03:32

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

MindlessHavok posted:

This one is probably the best in the thread so far.

The real problem is that you would ruin Filet Mignon with bacon. :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2011 04:38

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

People are arguing on the internet. RIGHT NOW.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2011 20:17

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

ornery bean posted:

I like you.

I'm dying to get a kitten but my landlord doesn't allow pets.

The company I work for let go two really special people to me, which means I get paid more, but I'm not happy about that due to the reason.

I like you too, awesome Amaterasu-in-a-cup icon person :3:

Let us conquer the internet.

There's apple pie, but no ice cream. What's a homemade apple pie without vanilla ice cream?

# ¿ Sep 26, 2011 22:34

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Pope Mobile posted:

I'm going to dress our boston terrier up as a butler for our Halloween party, but dog clothes are expensive.

But they're already black and white! Just give him a bowtie and a monocle and maybe a little mustache. Unless, you have a different colored Boston...

Pope Mobile might not have a black and white Boston Terrier and therefore may have to spend more money on a dog costume.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2011 23:04

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Pope Mobile posted:

Nah, he's black and white, but I kind of wanted a top hat for him, too. Generic pet clothing searches led me to a $35 hat. I wouldn't spend $35 on a hat for myself, let alone a miniature one for my dog. Maybe I'll buy one of those stupid Hot Topic mini ones for chicks and cut off the veil or something.
Totally going with the mustache idea, though.

New FWP: Not sure what to make the mini Aussie for Halloween.

http://www.amazon.com/Party-King-Mini-Black-Top/dp/B005EOOW74/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1317075094&sr=1-5
Maybe this one?

The Aussie should go as an American stereotype of Australian person, since they're not indigenous to Australia, the deceptive bastards. :3:

Make him a dude in a safari hat riding a kangaroo. Don't ask me how just do it.

FWP: Australian Shepherds are lying to us.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2011 23:17

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:59

Azrael Alexander: Jun 24, 2011; No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

It's high time I listened to the new Florence + The Machine songs that have been out for weeks now, but I'm scaredddddd. What if I don't like them? What if I DO like them, but I run them into the ground and get sick of them before the album comes out, and therefore ruining the experience? Could I get sick of a Florence + The Machine Song?! Ahhhhhh

# ¿ Sep 30, 2011 17:44

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