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GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

A car of sincerity

Edit: Jesus Christ, these kill me every time. "I do not enjoy suntans, but do enjoy your faces."

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Mar 14, 2013

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GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Her hunting and tracking skills were superb. I had forgotten how hilarious Jonathan's attempt at math is: "Well, ten years ago would be 96-" Seth: "Is that really how you have to do that?"

Bolek posted:

I've been listening to this crazy new podecast called Seth and Fuckman. It's totally crazy.

You should try Straight Lampin’ with Schneer and Letern.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Where's the shop on the new site? It's time for my yearly donation.

Edit: Also, the navigation menu floats over the entry for the last episode.

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Sep 21, 2013

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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goldblums eyes posted:

How many run throughs of the show have you guys done? I have a friend who's on his third time around which I thought was crazy, but he's only been listening for a year and I'm sure there's OGs out there who have listened a lot more.

He listened to all available episodes three times over the course of a year? That's about a 1000 hours or about 40 full days, seems rather excessive.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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The cookies are delicious. Blow your cat.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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She can look in my soul and sense the sadness and I'm looking in her soul and sense the madness... and here were are. Come on, honey!

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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I'm totally going to do Jonathan's Flight Check Routine next time I get on a plane.

"Excuse me, I need to get off the plane".
"Why?"
"Because that guy's number is up."

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Sit here, watch this, we'll let you know when we get there.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Riptor posted:

seth i saw your car
it is a wonderful car
blue body, brown roof. correct?
it is a car of sincerity
how to know your car? That's secret.

your car is quite okay.
cute
but you should buy new car so much the better

seth god bless your car
your car leaves a deep impression
the design moved me profoundly

i saw your vintage car
the dance, is it?
I think you have that car to high school
correct?

Dear Smeth.
Who-h-h-ho?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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If you use Firefox you can use DownThemAll on PodcastAlley:



Filter by audio files - done.


Edit:
I asked this a while ago, but where has the option to donate gone on the new site?

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 12, 2014

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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This dude?

Jonathan tells the story about cutting a hole in a honeydew melon, softening up the outer skin/rind for a soft open so it didn't grind on his prick and then loving the melon: It's awesome. Seth: Did you see this to completion? Jah: And how.Jonathan says it's even better when you put the melon in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds.

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jan 22, 2014

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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One of these days poor Seth is going to end up tied to a bed with his ankles broken :(

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Seth & Sobercat.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Pheuk Kue want to gently caress you.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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J: This is something I wrote and it's called Purgatory
S: The name of this piece, of this work, is called...
J: Purgatory
S: OK

quote:

As I grow
All I ask for is what is true
And on this quest I found you
Unlike the circle
Your three sides tell a different story
But I'm afraid
So I live in Purgatory
The stars told me that I was an intellectual
But I've got my head stuck in a cloud
I try and I try
But I don't know how
Won't somebody help me now

S: That is a man who is searching for answers. Who is caught in limbo -
J: Questing
S: - questing, yearning, seeking something bigger than himself. The name of that piece, is called, Pubatory... excuse me: Purgatory.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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I'd rather let Michael Madsen cum in my mouth than jerk off Tom Sizemore at arm's length with a gloved hand.


Started a second runthrough a while ago, and it's crazy how much good stuff one just forgets in all those years.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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He is one of the best drivers I've ever seen in my life, but he's the worst person I've ever met.

Edit:

Penis at 12 - The Jennifer Garner movie.

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Dec 1, 2014

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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CortezFantastic posted:

Luckily you can call 888-842-2357 and tell Seth how them thanking you for taking time out of your day to listen to them is possibly the worst thing in the world (or some other hyperbole)

The worst thing in the world is Jonathan eating Doritos.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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He's House

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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C-Euro posted:

This clip is great BTW. The way Seth says "he trips on acid and solves an even crazier riddle" kills me. Did you make this?

Yeah, I'm been re-listening to the whole run and there were so many great (especially small like this) moments I forgot and I thought there can never be enough UYD in the world.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Can't wait for the training montage in the Celebrity Name Game movie adaption.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Elephant Art Academy

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Seth Dean & Jah Morrison

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.
Help me, I'm Na'vi - The story of UYD

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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A primer on general relativity

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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They also have income from the live shows and merch. I assume the patreon is to make up the difference to full-time.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Postmaster GBS posted:

Either way, lmao if you think the Patreon is gonna stay at 12k / mo.

I'm wondering what the statistics of Patreon are. How many people jump ship once it sinks in that they're paying $240 a year for a single podcast? And is there a high enough turnover to keep the total up?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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The blocking, it's impeccable.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Hugh Jack-A-Man.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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a starwar betamax posted:

Jonathan seemed to be in a very strange mood for this episode.

Well, now with the Patreon money UYD suddenly is like work, so Jonathan is obviously heading straight for a major burnout.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Jonathan's Terrible Awareness Death was fantastic.

Edit: Hushed Tones In Lake Sunapee

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Oct 24, 2015

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Episode 68. Soonhey - Beauregard And Charlemagne.

We endorse the Beatles, the Dead and Soonhey.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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They talked about this a couple times after it aired but I never remembered the original bit, and I just stumbled upon it during some relistening: True Detective a.k.a. That Time Seth Was Wrong About TV

GhostDog fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Nov 16, 2015

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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96 spacejam posted:

I called the VM about this one maybe a ago and got a 5 minute slow paced rant from Seth (left on my VM) explaining his reasoning for thinking it would suck and that he's allowed to get 1 thing wrong then something about getting off his back. It was pretty funny.

Please tell me you still have this.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Episode 323, and I quote:

Jonathan Larroquette posted:

That's what we need, we need a boss that just hands you 10 G's in cash and just is like, "Go get 'em".

:)

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Slipped on a banana peel. Thought of you. LOLZ.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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That reminds me of the study of cocaine users preferring to look at pictures of cocaine rather than pictures of anything else. Anyone have an episode number for that?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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Dr. Hunch looks in your holes and tells you what he thinks.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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That was fantastic.

Which one?
Oh so you don't want to win money?!

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GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

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I am so rich. I will gently caress soon.

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