The Joe Rogan Experience: Fascist collaborations and weed talk

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Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Sometimes I want to send Joe the forms to enroll in some introduction to X classes at his closest UC. He asks all these questions and wonders about all this poo poo that you could actually learn quite a bit about from just taking intro to Econ or Anthropology 101. It's not super irritating because he's not acting like he knows more than he does, but I just sit there thinking poo poo Joe, XX isn't that complicated

Xguard86 fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Oct 7, 2011

# ¿ Oct 7, 2011 22:27

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:21

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

we all bitch about the show but Redban really does make Joe and friends seem way cooler with the contrast of how horrible he is. Redban is the ink field to Joe Rogan's Octopus.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2011 16:03

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Redban has actually been OK, at least to me, for the last few episodes. He does much better when he drops goofy one liners and quick dumb jokes.

He just doesn't have the rant, or funny story stuff down and when he tries its not funny, just really really annoying and childish.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 21:04

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

he really likes it, which is really a bad sign for him because olive garden is complete trash in almost every aspect.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 18:25

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Birthday Cake posted:

I don't have any huge problems with redban, in fact i kind of like him. But I do often forget he's almost 40 years old and not in his twenties.

This right here is the killer. If he was like, 23 then whatever but my lord how can you be that loving dumb and annoying after living half your life.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2011 22:55

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

that is pretty much in line with the majority of America.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2012 23:51

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

this podcast is listed under comedy. If you keep that in mind, you will be fine.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 16:50

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Carolla is a man's man too but mentions his wife like every episode. I didn't even know Rogan was married until I googled it. Weirds me out sometimes.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2012 23:47

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

AltronHGX posted:

I think the point is, and it was the point I was making, is that people tend to mention their relationships on a semi-daily basis because most people consider that a large/important part of their life.

Man, I know I sound like such a downer in this thread but I like Joe- it's just that one aspect about him that really weirds me out

ya it's more that he never has any stories with his wife or talks about anything related to that. Even his kids come up from time to time, but never his wife. He's pretty open about everything else, it's odd that he never has a comment on marriage or stories featuring mrs Rogan.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 22:20

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I feel like the redban role is important but surely they could find a cooler guy to produce the show and ballast the crazy.

# ¿ May 21, 2012 15:18

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I love mike dolce trying to get Joey Diaz down to actually getting poo poo done. The guys hilarious but he's not giving up the good life

# ¿ May 30, 2012 22:20

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I enjoyed the Maynard podcast. Def not funny but Maynard is an interesting dude that I know nothing about. Plus if you do bjj you are automatically in the same club and can be friends, I think Joe and James got along fine.

Immortal Technique actually impressed me. A lot of "smart" rappers have basically read wikipedia and I can't understand why everyone fawns all over them for being geniuses but he seemed like he might have actually read a book or two. It was annoying when Joe cut him off but sometimes it seemed like Immortal might monologue for way too long without someone getting in there.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2012 15:48

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I don't know if its been the guests, luck or real effort but Redban has actually been less annoying and decently funny for the last few podcasts. Burbank Badboy Brian redBan was great.

He does way better putting in little quips than trying to tell stories or...talk too much.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2012 18:08

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I think sasquatch is not a matter of fact for Joe but desire. A bipedal ape man stalking the northwest is his santa claus.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2012 14:57

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

DerbyTime!!! posted:

Yeah, this is all true and it makes it all the more sad when privilege of any kind comes up he gets super defensive about being successful and they seem to be pretty much the only topics he does that about.

I would imagine its always hard to justify (even to yourself) why you've got like 20 million dollars and didn't cure cancer or found a business. He probably feels kind of weird about it himself.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 14:39

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

If you put banana and some kind of berry in it tastes like that and less terrible.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 22:55

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

it was pretty good. Joe was on fire funny and Immortal Technique and Crew were great. Even Redban was decent, although I feel like hes been much better the last couple of weeks. Or I've just hit a saturation point and its like a sewer worker that can't smell the poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 15:00

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Brekelefuw posted:

Joe telling Immortal Technique about wolves was one of the stupidest conversations I have ever listened to.
I swear Joe is more caveman than man.

if you can't share in Joe's child-like glee for large carnivorous animals then you need to unsuscribe right now because its only going to get worse.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 22:23

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I do like the running gag that Joe is building a mutant man army for when poo poo falls apart.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2012 20:26

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I think I've heard Joe talk about his forum being a poo poo hole in the past.

I think most fan forums based on things that appeal to the 18-29 testosterone demographic are like that, in my younger stupider days I was a semi-regular at the Tucker Max forum and it was full of terrible people. I lost interest after a year when I realized I was a teenager and cooler than most of the regular "adult" posters. I think it was eventually shut down after weird real life stalking and creepy behavior kept reoccurring.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2012 21:35

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

bigperm posted:

That's just something a silly person says.

I would be okay with if not in favor of all those things.

Although I'd require an amendment offering exceptions from the kettle bell workout with proof of enrollment in a jiu-jitsu academy with attendance exceeding 2x per week.

Also, we'd need a way to gamble on wild kingdom.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 16:11

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I am perfectly willing to believe Alpha Brain works but in a way similar to how Laudanum and all those patent medicines worked in the 19th century. So, in 100 years they'll be saying You took what?! And it was legal? after a whole bunch of people go blind or crazy after taking it for 10 years.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2012 16:10

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

-Atom- posted:

Callen is great because he has diarrhea of the mouth and comes off very well in doing so.

I can't tell if I love or hate Brian Callen. Sometimes he gives off the strangest vibe and creeps me out but he seems like a good dude the other 99% of the time and he is funny enough to enjoy listening to for three hours.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2012 16:14

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

diesiel posted:

I like Callen; he's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed, though

I think he's about as smart/informed as Joe except Joe views himself as ignorant where Callen thinks he's got it all figured out, which is why hes less likable.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2012 16:35

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Eddie Bravo holds a special place in my heart as the only JRE guest who can ever make Joe say "This is a crazy conspiracy and you're full of poo poo"

I wonder if its more that Joe is more polite to his other crazy guests and feels comfortable enough with Eddie to speak up.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 17:09

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

heads too small.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 20:38

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I don't Joe even has an overly high opinion of his forum.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2012 20:52

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

its dumb as hell but fun. I like it a lot better when they have MMA guys or non-conspiracy theory guests. I can handle the dumb when its goofy.

Highlights (in no particular order):

- JT telling Joe how British government works
- What if the queen of england was a lesbian?
- People are ticklish as an evolutionary defense against spiders
- JT's gambling problem
- Brian and JT having a tickle fight

# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 18:30

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

I give a lot of slack to non professional talkers in these things. Weed or not.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 21:22

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:21

Xguard86: Nov 22, 2004; "You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Jerome Louis posted:

It was cool when that Dan Carlin guy was talking about how the internet was a powerful tool for communication and organization and Joe barged in mid sentence talking about how the internet was going to allow people to read each other's minds soon.

Joe Rogan: Visionary

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21604005

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 21:42

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