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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

CyberPingu posted:

No kit wanker

there weee goooooo

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


The dude is just sitting there completely loving naked what the gently caress

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

apparently last time Saliba was in the french youth national team (as he is here) he was u-18. Might be child porn, so should probably remove the link

Hilarious though

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Just casually rubbing one out around my mates no biggie

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Diuretics were pretty much the first performance-enhancing drugs to be banned. They don't have any performance effects themselves (at least not for footballers, for boxers and others who have to make weight they have obvious upsides) but it was thought at one time they did help with conditioning.

More importantly they are used both to deal with the side-effects of other PEDs and also to dilute urine in the hope of masking PED use. I also think there's a catchall "If you're taking *any* prescription drug without a doctor's note and a legitimate reason to do so we're gonna assume you're doping" rule too.

ya i know, but when i saw 1 year ban i expected something more serious considering waves hand at PED use in professional sports in general

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

CyberPingu posted:

No kit wanker

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

CyberPingu posted:

No kit wanker

frankenfreak posted:

No kit wanker

Syncopated posted:

No kit wanker

Gigi Galli posted:

No kit wanker

Simone Poodoin posted:

No kit wanker

jesus WEP posted:

No kit wanker

Bundy posted:

No kit wanker


vyelkin posted:

No kit wanker

Don't sign your posts.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Cannon_Fodder posted:

Don't sign your posts.

:chloe:

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1361622495929974786

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

That's a shitload of pot. I bet the greenhouse was pretty impressive.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://twitter.com/marca/status/1363892561413361666?s=19

Hell no

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office

An ex-Real Madrid player is under investigation for distributing child pornography. :(

That’s the extent of my Spanish.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office

it's all cognates, mate, read it aloud

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office
if you can't read that headline you must struggle a bit with english too

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office

Too soon. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDX6wNfjqc

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office

Pretty sure you're just mentally challenged (retarded)

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Weaponized Cum posted:

Pretty sure you're just mentally challenged (retarded)

Don’t sign ya posts

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Eric Cantonese posted:

An ex-Real Madrid player is under investigation for distributing child pornography. :(

That’s the extent of my Spanish.

Why is that all the Spanish you know :crossarms:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


That’s some vintage news from 2019 (gently caress that guy imo), probably just planted to turn peoples ire away from the sponsoring bullshit for Real Madrids women’s football team.

Edit: money that will be used to finance Mbappe for the men’s team.

Edit 2: oh so they’re past the investigation and admitted the case to court.

Healbot fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Feb 22, 2021

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office
_________________/

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Bundy posted:

Why is that all the Spanish you know :crossarms:

lol

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

_________________/


Ibloatza

Peepin' that barbed wire tattoo.

I can almost see the belly button on the left exhaling the smoke for him.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Cannon_Fodder posted:


I can almost see the belly button on the left exhaling the smoke for him.
lmao

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

_________________/


The saddest chest.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

_________________/


Don’t doxx me

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bape Culture posted:

Don’t doxx me

:swoon:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/martynziegler/status/1363899422220947456

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Bape Culture posted:

We can’t speak Spanish ya daft oval office

You don’t need to know Spanish to understand “pornografia infantil” ya daft oval office.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Way to ride in with the zinger like 9 hours later

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Way to ride in with the zinger like 9 hours later

I’ve been working. It’s new to me.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How come the banter bus is being attacked by posters whom ive never even seen before did they get here by searching naughty words or what lol

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Bape Culture posted:

How come the banter bus is being attacked by posters whom ive never even seen before did they get here by searching naughty words or what lol

And people say you're thick

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

_________________/


Glanced at this pic and thought "how great it would be to throw back a few cañas at €EURO BAR€?" before even clocking the cunts drinking there.

Need this pandemic to be over tbqh

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Bundy posted:

And people say you're thick

Do they

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Loving Africa Chaps posted:

_________________/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxy-ZtrKzHc

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


Fantasy football is dumb and I hate that they're now talking about the loving points people have on the radio before games so this is good

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Fantasy football is dumb and I hate that they're now talking about the loving points people have on the radio before games so this is good

I was watching some American garbagestream for a game a couple of months ago, and after it finished they went to an actual dedicated TV show where they would read out lists of American Football teams with massive infectious disease outbreaks, specifically in the context of what that would mean for your fantasy points that week

:d2a:

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Did they have fantasy draft parties in Europe before the pandemic? (I suppose you can't really do that with football, although I'm sure you could do a bunch of silly things during the transfer windows.)

Americans love their fantasy sports and we won't stop until we've brought that plague everywhere else.

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