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JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Late Night With Conan O'Brien used to do a bit entitled IF THEY MATED, in which celebrity couples had their features merged, with the premise that the resulting image would be their future "baby."

While this is not a new concept in Photoshopping (I mean, come on. . .everyone's done it), several hours of watching Mythbusters on Netflix led to the following image.



Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jamie Savage. Or Adam Hyneman. Whatever.

So here it is: What if, through some horror of genetic manipulation, Martin merged with Lewis? Or Abbot with Costello? Hall with Oates? Would the whole be greater than the sum of it's parts, or a hideous perversion of science?

Perhaps a bit of both.

Also, don't feel limited to just duos. If anyone feels the need to combine all four Beatles (or every single face on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, for that matter), I doubt anyone would object.

Let's have some fun playing God, goons.

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Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna


Sonny and Cher.



Oh god.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


HarkToTheLoons posted:

Sonny and Cher.



Oh god.

Jesus. . .it's. . .it's like Borat had a sex change. . .

EDIT: That's actually pretty sweet.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


HarkToTheLoons posted:

Sonny and Cher.



Oh god.

Yet somehow more attractive than Cher. Very curious indeed.

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

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JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.

Edit: it occurs to me that Adam Savage merged with Jamie Hyneman pretty much just looks like Jamie Hyneman with Adam's glasses. I swear, at least half the face is Adam, randomly mixed in.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007






PHWOAR CRIMINAL


Robbery:

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

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JoeyVapes posted:

^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.



You're probably not British enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman_Pat

Handen
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNNNNG.


JoeyVapes posted:

^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.

Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

Twiggy Johnson
Jun 10, 2011


JoeyVapes posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jamie Savage. Or Adam Hyneman. Whatever.

Savage Hymen?

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


That would be it. . .I don't think Postman Pat made it to this side of the pond.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

There's a reason McCoy is afraid of the transporter.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Trochanter posted:

There's a reason McCoy is afraid of the transporter.


loving brilliant. This is exactly the sort of thing I hoped to see.

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

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This one's all american:

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002



Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:



Holy poo poo that's terrifying.

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming


Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:



Holy poo poo! Great work.

This thread is taking off.

You should send that in to Conan for his "If They Mated" bit.



edit: the post below this one is brilliant!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007






PHWOAR CRIMINAL


Sculder & Mully

Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

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ephex posted:

Sculder & Mully



This is amazing and has made my week.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



Shnakepup
Oct 16, 2004

Paraphrasing moments of genius

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:



Needs more alien black liquid dripping from the eye holes.

GravyWPG
Sep 15, 2011

AAAAGH! BEEF GRAVY! IT'S BURNING MY FLESH! BUT IT'S SOOOO DELICIOUS!






Elbonio
Dec 20, 2006

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A great duo, they worked so well together.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002



I'd buy this album.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Hey, anyone remember Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it's awesome host, Joel Nelson?



EDIT: I seem to have created Jay Leno. But with a sense of humor, and writing ability.

Mundane Shell
Apr 5, 2011

give him my av if you do. tia

ephex posted:

Sculder & Mully



It's like a creepy, tall Elijah Wood.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Mundane Shell posted:

It's like a creepy, tall Elijah Wood.

So, basically, it's a tall Elijah Wood.

On a different note, in the Kirk/Spock pic: Is it just me, or does Shatner+Nimoy=Zachary Quinto's Spock (the one on the right)?

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010


LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

You stand to win everything. Call it.

discoukulele posted:



Young Wayne Newton?

A black person
Oct 3, 2007

Bender, stop shutting the hell up!

DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.



You made them both look like child molesters. That's amazing.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:


It has the black, empty eyes of an eldritch abomination, which I suppose is what it is.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010


DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.



A softer, kinder Sam Kinison?

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.



Like water over downy troubles, I would lay my bridge.

Also, Riker Of Borg loving OWNS.

Byzantic
Nov 22, 2010

I'm gonna punch you with my eye, bitch!




President Dick Bushey and his lovable Vice President George Chen.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter


DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.



These look like they could be people, and that's awesome. Somehow I can't imagine they would've had as much fame if Paul Simon actually looked like that.

BRICKFACE
Apr 20, 2002

I BITE

Black Hole Assault posted:

President Dick Bushey
They both look incompetent middle management.

HopWallace
Sep 8, 2004

free balloon day

Kif! I've found a way to cut back on the ship's food cost!

ProfessionalNinja
Sep 26, 2004
I am the Professional Ninja

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:



All I can see is a balding white Oprah.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008



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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey Sid Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

Fun Shoe

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:



The McCain/Palin sign really makes this one.