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der juicen
Aug 11, 2005

Fuck haters

speedtek posted:

What are your guys' approximate lap times in your Goon Mans cars? I just want to make sure I'm in the ballpark, and further tune if necessary...

This, for sure. Hell, I might need to buy a tune because I am terrible.

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kaiwero
Aug 22, 2006
Nothing concrete, but I am in the high 3:55 area I think. Although I use some driver aids and don't know if they are allowed come race day (in which case I'll go from bad to worse!).
I think someone mentioned they were in the 3:40-3:50 range which means I think I'll be trying to avoid last place I think haha.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
If anyone wants to ride in style, I have a Ferrari 250 Testarossa that I have built for C425, but I'll let someone have it for the race to turn into an S650 monster if you promise to give it back.

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



speedtek posted:

What are your guys' approximate lap times in your Goon Mans cars? I just want to make sure I'm in the ballpark, and further tune if necessary...

I'm putting times down between 3:52 and 4:15. I haven't been playing a whole lot of Forza lately though and I've become pretty terrible (more so than usual). I'll probably be chilling at the back of the grid with the other bad drivers.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Jarf posted:

I'm putting times down between 3:52 and 4:15. I haven't been playing a whole lot of Forza lately though and I've become pretty terrible (more so than usual). I'll probably be chilling at the back of the grid with the other bad drivers.

I get around 4:00 and 4:05 in my E-type - my inability (and the cars) to corner makes the last section of the track fun to say the least

Edit: Also I'm using ABS and auto-trans because I'm useless

JingleBells fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Nov 17, 2011

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Yeah I'm at around 4:00 with no assists besides an auto trans. I haven't done enough laps to see what happens with my tires, though.

ihop
Jul 23, 2001
King of the Mexicans
I'm not going to participate, but I souped up a 300SL to 650PI and did a few laps, just for shits and giggles. I was coming in almost dead on at 4 minutes, with no assists and manual w/o clutch.

I made two set ups, one with full aero and one with none. The non-aero car was almost 20 mph faster down the straight (201 vs 184) and a few seconds quicker per lap, on average, but it was much more stressful to drive and generally not as fun. The idea of trying to keep it in line for more than 5 laps, and with traffic no less, is not an appealing one. I suppose it might be worth trying a compromise, with either full aero, but set at or near minimum values, or equipping only rear aero. I did equip only the rear spoiler and looked at the benchmark function, which said the top speed would be 191 mph, but I didn't try driving it.

If anyone wants the setup I came up with, I'd be happy to just gift it to you, that way you can use it as a base and adjust something if you don't like a particular aspect. Hell, if somebody wants, I can just gift the whole car to use for the race, though I would like it back. I'm not too fond of how it drives at 650, but for B and A class I think it's one of my favorites now.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

TravBot posted:

I had one race where I decided to do a 15-lap oval race at R1 in World Tour. The easy part was getting into first. The hard part was not hitting the randomly distributed R1 cars stuck on their sides anywhere and everywhere on the track. It was one of the most frustrating races I've had yet.
I did this exact race tonight! Holy gently caress it was the most frustrating poo poo ever. I must have spent more time rewinding to dodge overturned AI cars than actually driving! And I set a new record for damaging my car :v:

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Vagina Jones posted:

Nothing concrete, but I am in the high 3:55 area I think. Although I use some driver aids and don't know if they are allowed come race day (in which case I'll go from bad to worse!).

Just ABS and Stability Control will be forced off, personally I am a rather poo poo driver without the at least the braking line and TCS (the latter moreso in the higher classes). Also I just play to have fun, not torture myself.

except for j3rkstore, expect a FR from GoonPrix today if you are on the following list:

1. Kilonum (Kilonum) | Ford GT40 MK II | Polychromatic Purple/Black | 82
2. TannhauserGate (calderracrusade) | Chevrolet Corvette C1 | Red/White | 13
3. Torn Quad Jones (zombi3lick3r) | Chevrolet Corvette C2 | Pink/White | 56
4. ANAmal.net (gregchiasson) | Shelby Daytona Coupe | blue | 29
5. Logue (Logue 1) | Dodge Charger Daytona | Orange | 71
6. Jingle Bells (PSBonnett) | Jaguar E-Type |British Racing Green | 84
7. pyxlwyz | Chevrolet Corvette C2 | Turquoise | 67
8. Asmodai_00 (Asmodai 00) | Ferrari 365 GTB/4 Daytona | Grey | 00
9. VikingSkull (IBurtIReynoldsI) | Chevy Corvette C2 | Black/Gold | 7
10. yes we nyan (azunyan) | Ford GT40 MK II | ??? | 48
11. j3rkstore (j3rkstore) | Ford GT40 MK II | Yellow | 22
12. der juicen (Im A GPS Facial) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Metallic Maroon w/ Yellow Stripe | 8
13. Puddin (Puddin23) | Ford GT40 MK II | Light Blue | 23
14. Jarf (Jarf) | Jaguar D-Type | Grey | 4
15. speedtek (N1CK S0APD1SH) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Red | 15
16. Vagina Jones (rige1seven) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Black/Blue | 86

EDIT: All sent except for Jarf, who is too popular and has a full friends list.

Kilonum fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Nov 17, 2011

Logue
Nov 16, 2005
If anyone is still looking for a tune/setup for Goon LeMans, I have an extra tune that I don't need and am willing to give away. Made it for the Ferrari 246 Dino, and it runs around a ~3:52. Its in the LLJK garage for now, but if you want the tune so you can paint it, send my GT a message (Logue 1) and I'll get it to you.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Irish Legend posted:

Same here square, I cannot figure the thing out. I was around 2:11 lap times, but I had to pay attention at almost all times driving the thing.

You must've had something figured out because your best lap was about 2 seconds ahead of me. What was your average, about 2:10?

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Words almost can't describe how loving much I hate the Aventador, what a piece of poo poo.

Irish Legend
Aug 12, 2011

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

You must've had something figured out because your best lap was about 2 seconds ahead of me. What was your average, about 2:10?

I ended up going with Logue's tune after trying again last minute to fix mine. My fastest during the race was 2:09.445 and I was around 2:10 until the tires were 10 laps old, then it dropped back into the 11's.

It was a fun race and I look forward to next week. I will post a couple pictures here of my car tonight, I dont think I can save the design since i used other peoples vinyls, and I didn't have a number on the hood or bumper so I probably dont qualify for the paint award due to giving the finger to the rules.

Sunday Punch
Mar 4, 2009

There you are in your home, and the soldiers smash down the door and tell you you're in the middle of World War III. Something's gone wrong with time.

General Probe posted:

Words almost can't describe how loving much I hate the Aventador, what a piece of poo poo.

You are a crazy person, it's lovely to drive. Have you done the Rivals challenge on Mugello?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

General Probe posted:

Words almost can't describe how loving much I hate the Aventador, what a piece of poo poo.

Yeah well if the Aventador could post, it would say the same about you! :colbert:

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



Kilonum posted:

EDIT: All sent except for Jarf, who is too popular and has a full friends list.

Nyuk nyuk, I'll get rid of somebody and send you one.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Sunday Punch posted:

You are a crazy person, it's lovely to drive. Have you done the Rivals challenge on Mugello?
That's what I'm basing my opinion on.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Irish Legend posted:

I ended up going with Logue's tune after trying again last minute to fix mine. My fastest during the race was 2:09.445 and I was around 2:10 until the tires were 10 laps old, then it dropped back into the 11's.

It was a fun race and I look forward to next week. I will post a couple pictures here of my car tonight, I dont think I can save the design since i used other peoples vinyls, and I didn't have a number on the hood or bumper so I probably dont qualify for the paint award due to giving the finger to the rules.

I'll have to do the same for the paint. Jabs, what's our deadline on that?

speedtek
Nov 26, 2004

Let's make it out, baby.
Looks like I'm right on the money at just about 4:00 flat, should be a good time!

AwwJeah
Jul 3, 2006

I like you!
FYI if you bought a Fanatec it's obsolete now and you're gonna get out 'sperged on the racetrack

http://steelseries.com/products/other/simraceway-s1-steering-wheel



HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTONS

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

The peddles are on the back, which I don't see being very practical.

Trap Star
Jul 21, 2010

well, gently caress, Xbox decided it doesnt want to read discs anymore, and of course it's 2 months out of warranty. Looks like I'm out of racing for a couple days until I go buy a slim to shove my harddrive into

AwwJeah
Jul 3, 2006

I like you!

Trap Star posted:

well, gently caress, Xbox decided it doesnt want to read discs anymore, and of course it's 2 months out of warranty. Looks like I'm out of racing for a couple days until I go buy a slim to shove my harddrive into

Just had this problem myself. If the dashboard says "Reading..." and then "Open Tray" more than likely your disc drive's lens needs cleaning. Get a torque screw driver and a paper clip and follow these directions. It'll void the warranty but at this point you got nothin to lose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2A7mGGjuY

More than likely there'll be a bunch of dust in there. Blow it out, swab the lens clean with some alcohol and see if that fixes your problem. $5 fix for me.

AwwJeah fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 17, 2011

Trap Star
Jul 21, 2010

AwwJeah posted:

Just had this problem myself. If the dashboard says "Reading..." and then "Open Tray" more than likely your disc drive's lens needs cleaning. Get a torque screw driver and a paper clip and follow these directions. It'll void the warranty but at this point you got nothin to lose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2A7mGGjuY

More than likely there'll be a bunch of dust in there. Blow it out, swab the lens clean with some alcohol and see if that fixes your problem. $5 fix for me.

gonna try this tonight, the stupid thing is OOW anyway so indeed I may as well. thanks for the link!

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
ABS off, oh poo poo I hope you guys like cars locking up their brakes on every corner :)

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

AwwJeah posted:

HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTONS

What the poo poo; it has no pedals or anything? Just like a glorified gyroscope? How can I rivet this thing to my Fanatec or be an even bigger nerd by somehow playing Skyrim with it?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Looks like that is PC only, and while it has lots of buttons, I'd rather have a real wheel. Your arms are going to get tired holding that thing up.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Puddin posted:

ABS off, oh poo poo I hope you guys like cars locking up their brakes on every corner :)

Adjust your brake balance to favor your front brakes. You'll be far less likely to lock the rears up coming into a corner. I usually run something like 65/35 in RWD cars and 60/40 in FWD cars. YMMV.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Found this on the Storefront just now.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

I said come in! posted:

Found this on the Storefront just now.



I don't get it but that's loving amazing.

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.



Remember each square is 3-4 races on average.

PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!

ChocNitty posted:

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.



Remember each square is 3-4 races on average.

You're a masochist. Bravo. That hurts to do, even if you hired drivers.

Tanz-Kommandant
Dec 25, 2009

Radio Message from HQ:
Dance Commander
:h:WE LOVE YOU:h:

ChocNitty posted:

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.

goddamni-:barf:

Seriously though, that's both very sad and very impressive at the same time.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

ChocNitty posted:

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.

Holy loving poo poo. What's your played time at?

Alex Earl Cash
Feb 21, 2011

Kilonum posted:

Just ABS and Stability Control will be forced off, personally I am a rather poo poo driver without the at least the braking line and TCS (the latter moreso in the higher classes). Also I just play to have fun, not torture myself.

except for j3rkstore, expect a FR from GoonPrix today if you are on the following list:

1. Kilonum (Kilonum) | Ford GT40 MK II | Polychromatic Purple/Black | 82
2. TannhauserGate (calderracrusade) | Chevrolet Corvette C1 | Red/White | 13
3. Torn Quad Jones (zombi3lick3r) | Chevrolet Corvette C2 | Pink/White | 56
4. ANAmal.net (gregchiasson) | Shelby Daytona Coupe | blue | 29
5. Logue (Logue 1) | Dodge Charger Daytona | Orange | 71
6. Jingle Bells (PSBonnett) | Jaguar E-Type |British Racing Green | 84
7. pyxlwyz | Chevrolet Corvette C2 | Turquoise | 67
8. Asmodai_00 (Asmodai 00) | Ferrari 365 GTB/4 Daytona | Grey | 00
9. VikingSkull (IBurtIReynoldsI) | Chevy Corvette C2 | Black/Gold | 7
10. yes we nyan (azunyan) | Ford GT40 MK II | ??? | 48
11. j3rkstore (j3rkstore) | Ford GT40 MK II | Yellow | 22
12. der juicen (Im A GPS Facial) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Metallic Maroon w/ Yellow Stripe | 8
13. Puddin (Puddin23) | Ford GT40 MK II | Light Blue | 23
14. Jarf (Jarf) | Jaguar D-Type | Grey | 4
15. speedtek (N1CK S0APD1SH) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Red | 15
16. Vagina Jones (rige1seven) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Black/Blue | 86

EDIT: All sent except for Jarf, who is too popular and has a full friends list.

I'm late for the regular sign in but in case someone can't make it ( or forza decides to be a bitch about connecting players ) I'd gladly join in as a replacement driver.

Logue posted:

For anyone still thinking of a car to use for Goon Le Mans, I recommend at least checking out the Mercedes Gullwing 300SL. I actually got it around the old track faster than my Daytona, running a 3:49, but its a little less stable so I'm sticking with the Daytona. If anyone wants my gullwing setup, let me know.

GT is Alex Earl Cash.
Feel free to throw in a livery advertising your superior tuning skills.

Alex Earl Cash fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Nov 18, 2011

maximadigital
Jul 24, 2008

semi-iconic

ChocNitty posted:

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.

That's pretty impressive. My question is, what car did you do the Tuners of Japan Speedway Event in? Fifth block, sixth row, fourth column. I'm having trouble finding an eligible car and all the AI is racing unicorns.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

ChocNitty posted:

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.



Remember each square is 3-4 races on average.

I've got that done in FM3, but not 4 yet. Well done.

TannhauserGate
Nov 25, 2007

by garbage day

Alex Earl Cash posted:

I'm late for the regular sign in but in case someone can't make it ( or forza decides to be a bitch about connecting players ) I'd gladly join in as a replacement driver.


GT is Alex Earl Cash.
Feel free to throw in a livery advertising your superior tuning skills.

Give my spot to this guy (unless someone else is up?). I've had a nasty case of some upper respiratory thing, no sleep and coughing fits.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

TannhauserGate posted:

Give my spot to this guy (unless someone else is up?). I've had a nasty case of some upper respiratory thing, no sleep and coughing fits.

Alrighty, doing that now.

1. Kilonum (Kilonum) | Ford GT40 MK II | Polychromatic Purple/Black | 82
2. Alex Earl Cash (Alex Earl Cash) | Mercedes 300SL Gullwing | ??? | ??
3. Torn Quad Jones (zombi3lick3r) | Chevrolet Corvette C2 | Pink/White | 56
4. ANAmal.net (gregchiasson) | Shelby Daytona Coupe | blue | 29
5. Logue (Logue 1) | Dodge Charger Daytona | Orange | 71
6. Jingle Bells (PSBonnett) | Jaguar E-Type |British Racing Green | 84
7. pyxlwyz | Chevrolet Corvette C2 | Turquoise | 67
8. Asmodai_00 (Asmodai 00) | Ferrari 365 GTB/4 Daytona | Grey | 00
9. VikingSkull (IBurtIReynoldsI) | Chevy Corvette C2 | Black/Gold | 7
10. yes we nyan (azunyan) | Ford GT40 MK II | ??? | 48
11. j3rkstore (j3rkstore) | Ford GT40 MK II | Yellow | 22
12. der juicen (Im A GPS Facial) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Metallic Maroon w/ Yellow Stripe | 8
13. Puddin (Puddin23) | Ford GT40 MK II | Light Blue | 23
14. Jarf (Jarf) | Jaguar D-Type | Grey | 4
15. speedtek (N1CK S0APD1SH) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Red | 15
16. Vagina Jones (rige1seven) | Ferrari 330 P4 | Black/Blue | 86

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

ChocNitty posted:

Don't do this. It takes too drat long.



Remember each square is 3-4 races on average.

Jesus christ, I am only 50% through this event list. Grats on finishing it. I don't think I ever will.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I've got that done in FM3, but not 4 yet. Well done.

FM3 should be harder because of the endurance races shouldnt it? There are none in FM4.

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