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Scirocco Griffon
Feb 3, 2012

It would be pretty ridiculous to change their own rules regarding clean laps trumping dirty ones just because the celebrity they picked can't be bothered to not cut a corner or do more than two laps.

Personally I think they have them intentionally log a dirty lap to start out with just to get more people to enter thinking they'll get an easy unicorn, so that way when they send out all the participation cars then people will be more likely to buy the DLC pack to use them since that's what they were stuck with. I mean, you look at the leaderboard for any monthly event just before it ends and roughly 90% of the times are one-and-done deals that were set in the first week, so they're obviously not closely monitoring if/when the celebrity laptime changes.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So I had an interesting thing happen. I found a Toyota MR2 in my garage I forgot I owned and decided to stance it. So I maxed the toe in, all that jazz. When I got it onto a track, my wheels and tires were gone. Only brakes. Preview/photos, fine. Racing, no wheels. Anyone else have this issue?

The Science Goy
Mar 27, 2007

Where did you learn to drive?

projecthalaxy posted:

So I had an interesting thing happen. I found a Toyota MR2 in my garage I forgot I owned and decided to stance it. So I maxed the toe in, all that jazz. When I got it onto a track, my wheels and tires were gone. Only brakes. Preview/photos, fine. Racing, no wheels. Anyone else have this issue?

Are the wheels gone when you go to the in-race photo mode? As in, pause the game, take a photo. If the wheels are gone then, I want pictorial evidence.

Also, what if you save a replay and view the replay?

I've never heard of this, it's quite a glitch.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


CaseFace McGee posted:

Are the wheels gone when you go to the in-race photo mode? As in, pause the game, take a photo. If the wheels are gone then, I want pictorial evidence.

Also, what if you save a replay and view the replay?

I've never heard of this, it's quite a glitch.

I know how this is going to sound, but when I turned my xbox back on to try to get a pic, it was fixed. I swear it was like that though. Must have just been some weird one in a million.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Scirocco Griffon posted:

It would be pretty ridiculous to change their own rules regarding clean laps trumping dirty ones just because the celebrity they picked can't be bothered to not cut a corner or do more than two laps.

Personally I think they have them intentionally log a dirty lap to start out with just to get more people to enter thinking they'll get an easy unicorn, so that way when they send out all the participation cars then people will be more likely to buy the DLC pack to use them since that's what they were stuck with. I mean, you look at the leaderboard for any monthly event just before it ends and roughly 90% of the times are one-and-done deals that were set in the first week, so they're obviously not closely monitoring if/when the celebrity laptime changes.

They aren't changing rules, they simply never established them, furthermore they don't fake out people with a dirty KotT lap. Based on past patterns what I suspect they do is invite a celebrity to the T10 studious, sit them in front of a gaming rig with a Fanatec wheel and a 3 monitor set up and say "Set a fast lap" without ever explaining to these celebs what the difference between a clean and dirty lab is, and it'd for that reason that I fear that they hold the user base to a different standard than their celebrity guests. The celebrity lap time has never ever changed after T10 announced it.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Well that makes me feel better because I spent all god drat night to finally net a 1:32.230. TCS and Auto with a controller. I'm trying like hell to ween myself off TCS but some of these cars want me dead without it. I know for sure the automatic was hurting because I probably spent a good couple of seconds during the lap waiting for that god drat thing to pick either 1st or 2nd.

SanitysEdge
Jul 28, 2005

Maker Of Shoes posted:

gently caress turn 7 right in the rear end. Your entry has to be perfect and I'm watching some sub 1:32 ghosts and I just can't wrap my mind around how fast they are going into it. If I try anything like that I cook that corner like a mother fucker.

I blasted the Wiesmann time no problem though.

Edit: A map would help



I can make good time by cutting into turns 5,8,9 and 10 but 7 gets me every god drat time. Also not being able to clearly see the turn in's for turns 1/2 doesn't help either but that's minor.

You really have to sacrifice turn 6 and hold the inside rumble strip till the exit of turn. Only then can you get a good wide outside-inside-outside line for turn 7. Its a lot more important to get a good run out of 7 because of all the straightaway after it, a good exit there means a lot more than a good exit out of turn 6. I guess after some tries you can try pushing to the outside more and more on 6 until you can't hit the outside rumble strip on entry for turn 7.

That said I only posted a clean 1:34.003 but that was earlier before when I wasn't putting as much thought into the line. The whole course is a pain in the rear end. You cant see the drat road ahead on most of the turns because of all the subtle elevation changes and poo poo for camber. The turns you can see though have huge bumps on them which really unsettle the car in an uncomfortable way. Then you have over six hunnert horsepower to the rear wheels... The whole thing is a stewing pot for anger.

(Fake?) edit: Looking at that map some more, you see how turn 6 is an increasing radius? Makes you want to slam though it. I want to punch the track designer. What tracks are there where you have to late apex an increasing radius turn besides this one? They should repave the road too!

SanitysEdge fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Mar 9, 2012

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010
I will try the Indy Rivals event tonight but yesterday I did the Nurburgring and Catalunya one.

I'm going to have to check my 'ring time because I was unaware of the time to win a car and I'm sure I've done a 2:12:xxx !

On Catalunya I'm at 2:00:3xx and I know I'll get to 1:59:xxx eventually it is just a matter of persistance. I might turn manual clutch back on to get there ha.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Well I got the Weissman and the Zagato events done. My ZR1 lap is sitting at a 1:32.8XX currently. I've got about a half hour to kill before work. Yay.

I hate this loving track.

Edit: drat near 50 laps total and I can't drop under a 1:32.730. WHAT THE gently caress. Again, gently caress this track.

Boaz MacPhereson fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Mar 9, 2012

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Well I got the Weissman and the Zagato events done. My ZR1 lap is sitting at a 1:32.8XX currently. I've got about a half hour to kill before work. Yay.

I hate this loving track.

Could've been worse. Way worse.

And by that I mean Sedona worse.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Hello Spaceman posted:

Could've been worse. Way worse.

And by that I mean Sedona worse.
Sedona full is terrible, I'll give you that... however, Sedona Club Reverse is a very fun track.

Tanz-Kommandant
Dec 25, 2009

Radio Message from HQ:
Dance Commander
:h:WE LOVE YOU:h:
Just went through all the Rival challenges after a 3 week hiatus away from the game, feels good to get back into things

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I wish they would stop adding in boutique exotics. That Wiesmann is a terrible car. It looks ugly and whoever designed it is a moron. It has no brakes and it feels like it's running bias ply tires.

Sex Vicar
Oct 11, 2007

I thought this was a swingers party...

YF19pilot posted:


72 of 82: That BMW someone posted on the last page:


Has someone claimed that one yet? Because that thing is dreamy and I need it in my garage, please :allears:

GT is DeadlyImpact if they haven't

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Cojawfee posted:

I wish they would stop adding in boutique exotics. That Wiesmann is a terrible car. It looks ugly and whoever designed it is a moron. It has no brakes and it feels like it's running bias ply tires.

It does sound very nice, though, and it's a nice break from "Oh look, another Ferrari."

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Cojawfee posted:

I wish they would stop adding in boutique exotics. That Wiesmann is a terrible car. It looks ugly and whoever designed it is a moron. It has no brakes and it feels like it's running bias ply tires.

yet its easier to drive than the zr1....

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Well I got the Weissman and the Zagato events done. My ZR1 lap is sitting at a 1:32.8XX currently. I've got about a half hour to kill before work. Yay.

I hate this loving track.

Edit: drat near 50 laps total and I can't drop under a 1:32.730. WHAT THE gently caress. Again, gently caress this track.

I ended up taking 1 wide and cutting 2. Basically straight lining it and feathering into 3. Shaved half a second off.

Edit: loving car takes no effort to upset.

Haak
Sep 13, 2004

Dammit, not again.
The ZR1 and Wiesmann are going to drive me mental. As soon as I get something approaching a good lap, the car just lets go on the simplest of corners because it refuses to let me away with it.

We need more Rivals events with less insane cars, like basically anything at or below C class for once.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!
I haven't tried the new Weismann, but the one that shipped with the game, I love it to bits. Lovely noise, and I drive it every chance I get. That bit of oversteer that happens everytime you go into a corner? That's a feature, not a flaw.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

YF19pilot posted:

I haven't tried the new Weismann, but the one that shipped with the game, I love it to bits. Lovely noise, and I drive it every chance I get. That bit of oversteer that happens everytime you go into a corner? That's a feature, not a flaw.

The new one is too stiff. Bouncing all over the god drat place.

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
The Nurburgring GP Challenge hits a little close to home:



This is me IRL, every morning.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Maker Of Shoes posted:

The new one is too stiff. Bouncing all over the god drat place.

This. I managed to put down a pretty good lap eventually, but the way this thing bounces into some of the corners is loving comedic.

As far as Indy goes, if I don't absolutely nail turn 1, then turns 2, 3, and possibly 4 are garbage. Also, I can't figure out the last two turns (coming onto the banking and turn 1 on the oval). Either I'm fine and hauling rear end, or something lets go and I'm running sideways through the entire thing. Frustrating as all hell.

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate
Ok it's time for Porsche talk. I know somebody posted a list of Porsches of Forzas past, but here's mine, with dupes deleted and DLC included:

Race cars
2008 #2 Gruppe Orange Racing 911 GT3 Cup (997)
1998 #5 Zakspeed Racing 911 GT1-98
2008 #7 Penske Racing RS Spyder Evo
2008 #16 Dyson Racing Team RS Spyder Evo
1987 #17 Racing Porsche AG 962c
1998 #26 Porsche AG 911 GT1-98
2005 #31 Peterson-White Lightning 911 GT3-RSR (996)
2008 #45 Flying Lizard Motorsports 911 GT3-RSR (997)
2005 #55 Applied Materials 911 GT3 Cup (996)
2005 #66 AXA Financial/Jon Groom Racing 911 GT3 Cup (996)
2007 #80 Flying Lizard Motorsports 911 GT3-RSR (997)
2006 #82 Red Bull 911 GT3 Cup (997)
2005 #3 Lechner Racing School Team 1 911 GT3 Cup(997)
2005 #5 Drivex XBOX 360 911 GT3-RSR(996)
2003 #22 3R-Racing 911 GT3 Cup(996)
2003 #23 Alex Job Racing 911 GT3-RSR(996)
2005 #44 Flying Lizard 911 GT3-RSR(996)
2002 #57 Larbre McDonalds 996 GT3 Cup(996)
2006 #81 Synergy Racing 911 GT3 Cup(996)
2000 Porsche #23 Alex Job Racing 911 GT3-RS
2003 Porsche 3R-Racing 911 GT3 Cup
1998 Porsche #26 911 GT1 Le Mans

Road cars
2011 911 GT2 RS
2010 911 Sport Classic (997/2) **already confirmed for the Porsche pack**
2010 Boxster S **already confirmed for the Porsche pack**
2010 Panamera Turbo
2009 Cayenne Turbo S
2008 911 GT2 (997)
2007 911 Turbo (997)
2007 911 GT3 (997)
2007 911 GT3 RS (997)
2006 Cayman S
2004 911 GT3 (996)
2003 Boxster S
2003 Carrera GT
2003 911 GT3
1998 911 GT1 Evo Strassenversion (996)
1995 911 GT2 (993)
1989 944 Turbo
1987 959
1982 911 Turbo 3.3 (930)
1973 911 Carrera RS
1970 914/6
1956 Porsche 550 A Spyder

T10 has said that we'll get 30 cars, with 7 never having featured before. While we can dream forever about them including every cool car we wish they would, let's try whittle down this list to 23 Porkers that we'd rather have. And the seven mystery cars can be a surprise.

Ideally we'd get only get one variant of the race Porsches, so let's assume they do that. This leaves 12 racecars.
On the list of road cars I'd probably have to drop the older GT2, the 996 GT3, '03 Boxster... and that's about it. I can't think of which other road cars to drop, either because: a) they're too good or b) they're new and need to be there as marketing tools.

What do you guys think?

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

914 will probably not be in, I don't recall it being in 3.

Pretty sure the 550 has already been confirmed.

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
I hope we get the 550, I loved that little fucker.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Turn 10 are missing a trick if they don't have a 956 and a Nordschleife rivals event

JingleBells fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Mar 9, 2012

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

Cojawfee posted:

I wish they would stop adding in boutique exotics. That Wiesmann is a terrible car. It looks ugly and whoever designed it is a moron. It has no brakes and it feels like it's running bias ply tires.
Brake early and power it through the corners. It drives pretty nicely when you do that.

Bagelsport
Nov 14, 2005

I picked up a doctor - he's good with a knife
Says anaesthetic's a waste
of his time

GOD IS BED posted:

This is me IRL, every morning.

I find that wearing a helmet makes my morning commute seem more exciting as well.

Fortuitous Bumble
Jan 5, 2007

SanitysEdge posted:

That said I only posted a clean 1:34.003 but that was earlier before when I wasn't putting as much thought into the line. The whole course is a pain in the rear end. You cant see the drat road ahead on most of the turns because of all the subtle elevation changes and poo poo for camber. The turns you can see though have huge bumps on them which really unsettle the car in an uncomfortable way. Then you have over six hunnert horsepower to the rear wheels... The whole thing is a stewing pot for anger.

I feel this way about most of the flat courses in the game. The low resolution on the 360 really kills it since you're watching a strip of about 15 pixels the entire track. I haven't tried it yet, but I wonder if it would be easier with the bumper cam or third person, I think the bumper camera is set at an identical truck-height for every car and behind-the-car view is even taller, which would at least buy a few more lines of track.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Luckluster posted:

I find that wearing a helmet makes my morning commute seem more exciting as well.

It's really necessary in Chicago, especially when you commute in a Caterham Superlight in the dead of winter.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
So I counted all my laps up on that god drat rival event.

80 laps
I went from level 78 to level 84
Earned about 3 million in credits
6 pack of delicious Latitude 48 IPA

I have no idea how but my final 1:32.2 was done completely inebriated and yelling. :v:

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



Kilonum posted:

Pretty sure the 550 has already been confirmed.

Yeap, we're getting a 550.

Also I just did 6 laps of that ZR1 challenge. 6 laps of swearing quite loudly and mashing the Y button.

In other news! The Aston Martin V12 Zagato handles like a dream and sounds beautiful. Definitely a new S class racer for me.

Jarf fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Mar 9, 2012

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

Kilonum posted:

914 will probably not be in, I don't recall it being in 3.

Yeah it was, and it owned. Well, after you put in a modern engine.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!
Someone wanted a "goon" car for the Project 82, so does anyone have this lovely gentleman I can use: :frog:

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

YF19pilot posted:

Someone wanted a "goon" car for the Project 82, so does anyone have this lovely gentleman I can use: :frog:

Check my storefront (gamertag is gregchiasson), it might still be up there, and if it's not, I'll re-upload it tonight.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

GOD IS BED posted:

Yeah it was, and it owned. Well, after you put in a modern engine.

There was one of the games in which I recall that Greenawalt used the 914 as an example of the game's upgrades and PI system before the game came out. Was that 2 or 3?

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

ANAmal.net posted:

Check my storefront (gamertag is gregchiasson), it might still be up there, and if it's not, I'll re-upload it tonight.

I need it unlocked in order to gift the car...

If you're not cool with that, that's okay.

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010

Jarf posted:

In other news! The Aston Martin V12 Zagato handles like a dream and sounds beautiful. Definitely a new S class racer for me.

It feels like it is really really slow, I may well be wrong or does it just handle so well I feel really in control?!

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

YF19pilot posted:

I need it unlocked in order to gift the car...

If you're not cool with that, that's okay.

poo poo, I didn't think of that. I won't be able to do that until after work, but if you still need :frog: this evening, I'll do that.

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

angry armadillo posted:

It feels like it is really really slow, I may well be wrong or does it just handle so well I feel really in control?!

It's pretty quick once you get out of the lower gears. It's a nice handling car that sounds fantastic.

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