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SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
I don't think I've ever seen a movie with a boner in it.

You can catch a glimpse of Robin Williams' balls in World's Greatest Dad, it's right at the end when he jumps into the pool for some reason.

SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Feb 14, 2015

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Slandible
Apr 30, 2008

Well, it is NC-17 for several reasons.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a movie with a boner in it.

Then you haven't lived.

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

It has been on Netflix before but isn't up right now, but 9 Songs was pretty much just a porn dressed up as an indie flick. It showed up in our recommended list after we watched Cashback.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a movie with a boner in it.

You can catch a glimpse of Robin Williams' balls in World's Greatest Dad, it's right at the end when he jumps into the pool for some reason.

Check out Under the Skin, on Amazon Prime.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


iirc antichrist shows penetration and its on netflix.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

NESguerilla posted:

iirc antichrist shows penetration and its on netflix.

Nymphomaniac is chock fulla penetration, and its extended, even more chock fulla penetration version is on Netflix.

ChineseConnection
Jun 23, 2005
Telephone Book (which is a great movie) isn't censored and has to at least have an X rating.

dik-dik
Feb 21, 2009

A couple months back, this thread had a bunch of folks recommending Enemy (2013). I finally got around to watching it, and would highly recommend that you do too.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
Watched Showgirls. Good god, that movie is terrible. It was like a trainwreck you couldn't stop watching. I forgot Kyle McLaughlin was in it, probably in one of his worst roles ever.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TychoCelchuuu posted:

There are a million great movies on Netflix - Battleship Potemkin, Fargo, The Master, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, & Her Lover, Annie Hall, Gomorrah, The Graduate, The Producers, Days of Being Wild, Valhalla Rising, In Bruges, Sunset Boulevard, Slacker, Galaxy Quest, The Comedy, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Heathers, In the Loop, Grosse Pointe Blank, City of God, Terminator 2, Trainspotting, Days of Heaven, The Trial, Dead Man, Bronson, The Fifth Element, Once Upon a Time in the West, All About Eve, Nostalghia, Glengarry Glen Ross, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Apartment, Almost Famous, Metropolis, The Odd Couple, High Noon, eXistenZ, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Super, The Good, The Bad, and the Weird, OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies, OSS 117: Lost in Rio, Upstream Color, Faust, Jerry Maguire, Black Hawk Down, Steamboat Bill, Jr., Our Hospitality, Strike, Manhunter, The Bicycle Thief, Django Unchained, Seven, Reservoir Dogs, Assault on Precinct 13, Clue, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Grey, Stand by Me, Ordinary People, ENcounters at the End of the World, Amores Perros, The General, Mission: Impossible, Shane, Becket, 99 River Street, On Golden Pond, Sling Blade, Detective Bureau 2-3: Go to Hell, Bastards!, The Hunt, Stories We Tell, Holy Motors, The Rabbi's Cat, Melancholia, Oslo, August 31st, Weekend, Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives, Carlos, Armadillo, The Order of Myths, Time and Winds, The Sun, The Return, Russian Ark, Code Unknown, Hoop Dreams, Sherman's March, Mauvais Sang, Alice, Bad Timing, 3 Women, The Conformist, Man with a Movie Camera, Coriolanus... they just can't figure out how to let people find them.

Netflix sure tries though, Anyone with a Playstation (and Xbox? Not sure?) ever use their dumb 'AI' (the biggest airquotes) that's a knockoff You Don't Know Jack voice trying to guide you to movies you like? That's Netflix trying, and that makes me sad.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)
It's because Netflix realizes that, for most people, things you feel like you should watch and things you do watch are different things.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Netflix sure tries though, Anyone with a Playstation (and Xbox? Not sure?) ever use their dumb 'AI' (the biggest airquotes) that's a knockoff You Don't Know Jack voice trying to guide you to movies you like? That's Netflix trying, and that makes me sad.

I've never gotten more than two steps in with Max, it makes me so uncomfortable and I hate it. Does it actually work and suggest decent stuff?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Nah, it's stupid. Just browse normally.

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
Netflix's recommendation algorithm sucks, but everyone knows that, even they do (thus the reason for them having that competition for people that can improve on it). The best resource for finding good poo poo on netflix is knowing a bunch of cool rear end movie people and a VPN addon. Have a list of movies, search for it, if it ain't there, switch regions and check somewhere else. I've found countless awesome movies this way.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines
What are some good time travel movies? I've seen the classics like BTTF (is that even on Netflix), Bill & Ted, and 12 Monkeys, so I'm looking for lesser known ones. I do have a restriction though, which is that the characters' knowledge of the past/future needs to actually be of use in the movie. This isn't really a hard and fast rule, but I basically just want to avoid stuff like Terminator and The Time Machine, where the time travel is mostly just an excuse to add characters/change a setting so the protagonists can fight robots/Morlocks/etc.

Plus points for Groundhog Day-esque movies.

Gerdalti
May 24, 2003

SPOON!

Argue posted:

What are some good time travel movies? I've seen the classics like BTTF (is that even on Netflix), Bill & Ted, and 12 Monkeys, so I'm looking for lesser known ones. I do have a restriction though, which is that the characters' knowledge of the past/future needs to actually be of use in the movie. This isn't really a hard and fast rule, but I basically just want to avoid stuff like Terminator and The Time Machine, where the time travel is mostly just an excuse to add characters/change a setting so the protagonists can fight robots/Morlocks/etc.

Plus points for Groundhog Day-esque movies.

Safety Not Guaranteed is probably my favorite time travel movie of late, but it really does not fit your requirements. It's still a fun movie and I recommend it.

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe

Argue posted:

What are some good time travel movies? I've seen the classics like BTTF (is that even on Netflix), Bill & Ted, and 12 Monkeys, so I'm looking for lesser known ones. I do have a restriction though, which is that the characters' knowledge of the past/future needs to actually be of use in the movie. This isn't really a hard and fast rule, but I basically just want to avoid stuff like Terminator and The Time Machine, where the time travel is mostly just an excuse to add characters/change a setting so the protagonists can fight robots/Morlocks/etc.

Plus points for Groundhog Day-esque movies.

Primer is my favorite time travel movie but I don't think it's up on Netflix at the moment. A lot of people recommend Time Crimes as well. I wasn't as big of a fan, but I thought it was decent enough.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Argue posted:

What are some good time travel movies? I've seen the classics like BTTF (is that even on Netflix), Bill & Ted, and 12 Monkeys, so I'm looking for lesser known ones. I do have a restriction though, which is that the characters' knowledge of the past/future needs to actually be of use in the movie. This isn't really a hard and fast rule, but I basically just want to avoid stuff like Terminator and The Time Machine, where the time travel is mostly just an excuse to add characters/change a setting so the protagonists can fight robots/Morlocks/etc.

Plus points for Groundhog Day-esque movies.

I recommend Triangle, but its not on Netflix sadly. It is on Hulu Plus and also an free Xfinity on Demand movie if you have Comcast.

Transistor Rhythm
Feb 16, 2011

If setting the Sustain Level in the ENV to around 7, you can obtain a howling sound.

Primer, Timecrimes, and Detention.

Turambar
Feb 20, 2001

A Túrin Turambar turun ambartanen
Grimey Drawer
If "alternate timeline" is allowed, Mr. Nobody might fit the bill.
Looper is available in a few Netflix regions.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
The Fall is amazing. Gillian Anderson is amazing. It's a really good show.

Though I confess to partially being so wrapped up in it because the killer is really hot.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

dik-dik posted:

A couple months back, this thread had a bunch of folks recommending Enemy (2013). I finally got around to watching it, and would highly recommend that you do too.
Goddamn this is on Amazon and not Netflix. I've been waiting for it.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Transistor Rhythm posted:

Primer, Timecrimes, and Detention.

Now there is a triple feature.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

Transistor Rhythm posted:

Primer, Timecrimes, and Detention.
If you want to pretend Timecrimes is a sequel to Primer in which the technology has been further developed, it totally works.

That's what I did when I watch a double feature of the two.

marsisol
Mar 30, 2010
Kids for Cash is up now, and as somebody who grew up in the affected area, watching it gets me incredibly angry and upset. It's a fantastic insight to the events leading up to and including what may be the greatest judicial scandal of all time. Kids for Cash shows the greatest flaws in America's judicial/prison system (Private Prisons), and watching it is an amazing, heartbreaking experience. Check this one out.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

mod sassinator posted:

Watched Showgirls. Good god, that movie is terrible. It was like a trainwreck you couldn't stop watching. I forgot Kyle McLaughlin was in it, probably in one of his worst roles ever.

I don't get the trainwreck sentiment towards that movie. It's just got this exaggerated acting that doesn't work for it and a cliche-ridden script. It never feels actively terrible, just that it's failing to live up to it's potential. More boring than terrible. Also, it's drop-dead gorgeous to look at with all that Vegas neon and steadicam work.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

marsisol posted:

Kids for Cash is up now, and as somebody who grew up in the affected area, watching it gets me incredibly angry and upset. It's a fantastic insight to the events leading up to and including what may be the greatest judicial scandal of all time. Kids for Cash shows the greatest flaws in America's judicial/prison system (Private Prisons), and watching it is an amazing, heartbreaking experience. Check this one out.

This is completely insane. Not only the insane judge giving ridiculous sentences to children for bizarre crimes (like creating a MySpace page lol) but the fact the guy got voted in twice by basically saying that's what he'd do. Mental.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

marsisol posted:

Kids for Cash is up now, and as somebody who grew up in the affected area, watching it gets me incredibly angry and upset. It's a fantastic insight to the events leading up to and including what may be the greatest judicial scandal of all time. Kids for Cash shows the greatest flaws in America's judicial/prison system (Private Prisons), and watching it is an amazing, heartbreaking experience. Check this one out.

Yeah. This and Gideon's Army will leave you feeling absolutely terrible about our judicial system and how badly it's neglected or abused.


On the lighter side of things, I really like The Birthday Boys. The eighth episode "All Of Your Favorites Are Here" has me lose it every time I've watched it. And I've watched it 3 times in about 2 days.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I still don't know why most of the characters in The Conformist acted so alien, but drat that was a pretty movie.

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Boywhiz88 posted:

On the lighter side of things, I really like The Birthday Boys. The eighth episode "All Of Your Favorites Are Here" has me lose it every time I've watched it. And I've watched it 3 times in about 2 days.

It got canceled after Season 2 :negative:

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Made that new thread. It is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701086

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Watching the new robocop and I'm really conflicted if I think it's awful or actually okay. I'm mostly just confused why they made the suit all black half way through.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

hemale in pain posted:

Watching the new robocop and I'm really conflicted if I think it's awful or actually okay. I'm mostly just confused why they made the suit all black half way through.

A bunch of (in film) marketing executives thought it looked cool.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
*ahem* New thread. Linked two posts up.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




computer parts posted:

A bunch of (in film) marketing executives thought it looked cool.

I know the in-film explanation but I don't know if it's some sort of tongue in cheek commentary or what, in my opinion it looks way less distinctive.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines

quote:

Primer
Timecrimes
Triangle
Detention
Mr. Nobody
Looper


All great suggestions, and these are exactly along the lines of what I want, but I've seen all of these. Other time travel movies I've seen and enjoyed to varying degrees are Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, Hot Tub Time Machine, Thrill Seekers, and Source Code.

Or maybe I've really just tapped the well dry and it's time for me to invest my time in appreciating a new genre :geno:

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
Not on Netflix but since you are having trouble finding anything, I recommend Predestination, Edge of Tomorrow, and Interstellar.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

hemale in pain posted:

Watching the new robocop and I'm really conflicted if I think it's awful or actually okay. I'm mostly just confused why they made the suit all black half way through.

It's good.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It's been a great four years, go to the new thread folks.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701086

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