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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


Warmachine posted:

Evolution is just a theory and creationism should get equal airtime as Cosmos. No you may not teach science in my church.

Um, why shouldn't creationism get equal airtime ON Cosmos???

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.


I unironically believe this opinion I'm expressing in the Can of Worms thread.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011


Wait, some people don't?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-




Pillbug

I don't see why catchphrases are a bannable offense.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013



Fan of Britches

I put pineapple in chili.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx


ToxicSlurpee posted:

I don't see why catchphrases are a bannable offense.

Source your quotes

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


Afraid of Audio posted:

Source your quotes

GBS is not an RSS

Caufman
May 7, 2007


While I only rarely posted there, I enjoyed perusing Old GBS. It's a place of utter confusion and worthlessness to me now.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81




Caufman posted:

While I only rarely posted there, I enjoyed perusing Old GBS. It's a place of utter confusion and worthlessness to me now.

What's confusing about it? They took away interesting news stories and stuff and now the transphobic people everyone hated so much for being terrible are allowed to ignore the shift key and all the punctuation.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

MooCowlian posted:

What's confusing about it? They took away interesting news stories and stuff and now the transphobic people everyone hated so much for being terrible are allowed to ignore the shift key and all the punctuation.

whats wrong with that p sure e1 posts fm apps now gramps

Sent from my iPhone 6e

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009


One time I bought a box of raisins and there were live worms inside. In retrospect I should have taken it back to the store but I just threw it away.

Caufman
May 7, 2007


I'm easily confused. I don't know why that news joint I browsed from time to time became the lost tribe of Colonel Kurtz.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx


indoflaven posted:

One time I bought a box of raisins and there were live worms inside. In retrospect I should have taken it back to the store but I just threw it away.

that wasn't a can!!!!

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Totalbiscuit is a genuinely humble servant to the people and has helped shed light on many a major issue with his well thought out arguments and critiques.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

"Ironic racism" is hilarious and not at all indicative of a poster's true feelings about race. Same for "ironic sexism," "ironic homophobia," and my personal favorite, "ironic rape/pedophilia/genocide defense." Embracing these forms of ironic expression are a valid form of humor. It's totally valid because it's exactly the same as A Modest Proposal. If you disagree, you are an idiot and/or have no sense of humor and/or no respect for freedom of speech.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


Karma Monkey posted:

"Ironic racism" is hilarious and not at all indicative of a poster's true feelings about race. Same for "ironic sexism," "ironic homophobia," and my personal favorite, "ironic rape/pedophilia/genocide defense." Embracing these forms of ironic expression are a valid form of humor. It's totally valid because it's exactly the same as A Modest Proposal. If you disagree, you are an idiot and/or have no sense of humor and/or no respect for freedom of speech.

Wait a minute.

What thread is this???

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


LaughMyselfTo posted:

Wait a minute.

What thread is this???

PYF Sensible Opinion from Moderate People

Content:
Letting people live in squalor when they already do is better than what could happen if we change our economic model.

color
Feb 5, 2007

I will spell the name,
"W-I-L-F-O-R-K"

Remember it.


The extension of credit facilities and the preferred stock purchases of the Federal Reserve and United States Treasury during the liquidity/financial crisis of 2008/2009 ("bailouts") were absolutely and ireffutably necessary and anyone who disagrees knows absolutely nothing about economics or the modern banking system.
Wall Street helps fight inequality by charging the extremely wealthy high fees for menial unnecessarily complex work. Ask Thomas Piketty about this.
"Bonuses" are nothing more than a slang term for variable compensation and there was nothing wrong with Wall Street's pay practices during the financial crisis.
Having Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in continuing conservatorship and remitting their profits to Treasury is probably for the best of the United States; a rare moment where congress' inertia pays off for the public.

color has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Jun 17, 2014

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

MizPiz posted:

PYF Sensible Opinion from Moderate People

Content:
Letting people live in squalor when they already do is better than what could happen if we change our economic model.

Whoa whoa whoa.

Whoa.



"People" is a pretty strong word for what I think you're talking about. If you know what I'm talking about.

And I think you do.

We on the same page here buddy?

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81




You're talking about disgusting hambeasts, right?

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx


MooCowlian posted:

You're talking about disgusting hambeasts, right?

Wow it looks like someone has some growing up to do

Sunshine Mix
Jun 11, 2009


color posted:

The extension of credit facilities and the preferred stock purchases of the Federal Reserve and United States Treasury during the liquidity/financial crisis of 2008/2009 ("bailouts") were absolutely and ireffutably necessary and anyone who disagrees knows absolutely nothing about economics or the modern banking system.
Wall Street helps fight inequality by charging the extremely wealthy high fees for menial unnecessarily complex work. Ask Thomas Piketty about this.
"Bonuses" are nothing more than a slang term for variable compensation and there was nothing wrong with Wall Street's pay practices during the financial crisis.
Having Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in continuing conservatorship and remitting their profits to Treasury is probably for the best of the United States; a rare moment where congress' inertia pays off for the public.

the levels of correctness are astounding me

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!


I'm just glad this thread is picking up steam again. It is without question the best thread on the forums.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


syscall girl posted:

Whoa whoa whoa.

Whoa.



"People" is a pretty strong word for what I think you're talking about. If you know what I'm talking about.

And I think you do.

We on the same page here buddy?

You're right, I'm sorry.

Besides, most of them just sit around all day drinking and doing drugs while figuring out how to get money and/or luxury items without actually earning it.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011


I don't get it, who are you talking about?

Mambo No. 5
Feb 24, 2009

Admiral Parry "Terror" Sornis,
Dead Birds Society



Taxes are (good/theft).

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you





Anyone proud that they are from 'the country' or a small town is a racist piece of poo poo.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





kannonfodder posted:

Anyone proud that they are from 'the country' or a small town is a racist piece of poo poo.

Same except cities.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010



I'm going to live off the grid just so someone at Google can't snigger at my search history.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.




How dare you use a word so similar to a racial epithet?

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


Tumbleweed Chingada posted:

Taxes are (good/theft). a necessary evil.

FTFY

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81





Why are you using abbreviation? This is SA, not reddit. Type properly.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


MooCowlian posted:

Why are you using abbreviation? This is SA, not reddit. Type properly.

lookslikerain
Jan 10, 2014

If you find yourself in a social situation, make threats.




:2012:

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81





maybe u should read the op

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006



College Slice

I don't hate black people, I hate black culture. For instance, *lists symptoms of poverty as examples of black culture*

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzB2N9xnJk

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.


Powered Descent posted:

How dare you use a word so similar to a racial epithet?

You need to be lest niggardly with your vocabulary.

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx


internet celebrity posted:

I don't hate black people, I hate black culture. For instance, *lists symptoms of poverty as examples of black culture*

lol, look at how terrible and stupid Southerners are *posts maps showing correlates of poverty*

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syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

I hate that homosexuals try to conflate their "civil rights" victories regarding their deviant choices with the hard won victories over slavery, Jim Crow and racism.

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